Mastizaade Page #4

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...with the assistant manager.

For a loan.

"Quack."

"Quack."

It's her...from the lift.

"Quack."

Please come in.

"Quack."

"Quack."

"Quack."

Hi. Titli Boobna.

Nice to meet you guys.

Wow.

Would you like something?

We sure will if you give it.

My job is to give.

After all.

I am the Associate Manager of Sab Dyena Bank.

Ohh...

We have just one motto.

Whether its day or night...just keep giving.

Yes...

Ms. Titli... - Please, Ms. Titli is too old-fashioned.

Just call me Titli. - Titli.

Okay.

Okay, Titli.

We need your help in opening something.

What would you like to open?

Our very own ad agency.

You see, the place we worked before...

...we used to make the breast...

I mean the best ads.

Exciting. I like you guys.

Now I'll happily give it to you two.

Loan!

Of course. Of course.

I asked for fries along with my burger.

Fries? - Where is it?

Hold on.

The shadow...

The sun's rays...

I so silly. - We're very smart.

What?

See-well Opticians.

So that your eyes... makes no mistakes.

"Mastizaade."

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. - Congratulations. - "Mastizaade."

Friends, we're going out of India for a few days...

...for a sex-addiction seminar.

And we'll take t...two helpers along.

And these two helpers will be selected through lucky draw.

Aditya Chotiya.

And...Sunny Kele.

Yes!

Eat it.

Clap.

"Mastizaade."

"Mastizaade." - Let's see... whose names were on the list?

Sunny Kele.

Aditya Chotiya.

Sunny Kele.

Sunny Kele.

"By raising your skirt..."

"...you've turned my heart into dynamite."

"...dynamite."

"By raising your skirt..."

"...you've turned my heart into dynamite."

"...I've fallen in love overnight."

"Overnight."

"I dream every night..."

"...and they tickle me."

"It's the magic of your love."

"That every inch of my body's rom-rom-romantic."

"...rom-rom-romantic."

"...rom-rom-rom..."

"...rom-rom-romantic."

"Every inch of my body's rom-rom-romantic."

"...rom-rom-romantic."

"...rom-rom-rom..."

"...rom-rom-romantic."

"It's bigger..."

"...and better too."

"You should try it once."

"It's bigger..."

"...and better too."

"You should try it once."

"I am talking about...my heart."

"Your mind's really dirty, my love."

"It's 12 centimetre in size."

"Touch it little, it is very nice."

"My boats like Titanic."

"That every inch of my body's rom-rom-romantic."

"...rom-rom-romantic."

"...rom-rom-rom..."

"Every inch of my body's rom-rom-romantic."

"That every inch of my body's rom-rom-romantic."

"...rom-rom-romantic."

"...rom-rom-rom..."

"Every inch of my body's rom-rom-romantic."

"From front..."

"...and from back."

"You're juicy from every angle, my love."

"From front..."

"...and from back."

"You're juicy from every angle, my love."

"My rocket's ready baby."

"Let me take you beyond the stars."

"Every time I see you..."

"...even in pitch darkness..."

"...my candle lights up automatic."

"That every inch of my body's rom-rom-romantic."

"...rom-rom-romantic."

"...rom-rom-rom..."

"Every inch of my body's rom-rom-romantic."

"That every inch of my body's rom-rom-romantic."

"...rom-rom-romantic."

"...rom-rom-rom..."

"Every inch of my body's rom-rom-romantic."

As long as you...don't say...

...those three magical words.

I won't do anything.

What do you want to hear?

Those three magical words.

You know, Laila.

I never thought I'll say those three magical words...

...to any girl. - Yes, say it.

But Laila...I Love You.

I love you?

I don't believe this, Sunny.

Laila...you said you wanted to hear the three magical words.

Yes, Sunny.

Those three magical words are not I Love you.

Those three magical words are.. Laila...

Give-it... - To Me.

Laila...Give-it to me.

First time in my life I fell in love.

And with a girl...

...whose view about love is same as I had earlier?

She doesn't run this group with Lily for social service.

In fact, she takes advantage of sex-addicts for fun.

She says...

No commitment...only entertainment.

No wedding...only night.

No mangalsutra...only kamasutra.

Okay, everyone.

As...as...assemble.

I've an important announcement to make.

Come on, sit.

Let's go.

I've some great news.

Today I want to o...o...openly show you...

...who dwells in my heart.

I guess she's talking about you.

He's not perfect, but he's perfect for me.

Stupid.

This is my fianc...Desh-Premi Singh.

There are only three things I love.

"Dharti Maa" Mother India.

"Dharti Maa".

And the mother of my future kids.

Why did you say 'Dharti Maa' twice?

Because this land is my mother.

And my mom's name is Dharti.

Desh Premi has a childhood dream.

To join the army...

...and serve the c...c...country.

But...when he was a kid...

...he was struck with p...p...paralysis.

Why didn't he become a martyr?

What?

Sorry...you were saying something.

Please go on.

And since then, he can't s...s...stand up.

Stand up for what?

Desh Premi cannot stand up.

I completely trust your love, darling.

Once you hold it... Hands.

You never let go. Hands!

Once we get married...

...then I will automatically stand up.

You two are getting married? - Yes.

Next week. In Pattaya.

And by the way, you're all invited to the wedding.

It's not compulsory.

You don't have to come if you don't want to.

But if...you're coming, then remember.

If anyone tries to hit on my Lily...

...then first I'll thrash you like a man...

...then like a hurricane...

...and finally like Salman.

Because once I make a commitment...

...I place it on my lap and use it.

What? - My joystick.

Wheelchair joystick.

Come on, baby...let's the goes.

Yeah!

Bye everyone. - Bye.

"You dog."

Lily...I am here.

Beautiful sky.

Beautiful sea.

Beautiful... Donkey?

Ask him the time.

I want to set my watch.

Pattaya time.

Hello.

Can you tell me the time please?

It's 10:
40.

When the balls moved, the clock appeared.

Ask him again?

Hello.

Can you tell me time again please?

What the...

It's 10:
40.

Sir, how can you tell the time...

...by just touching the donkey's balls?

Ohh...when the balls moves, he saw the way.

Okay, bye. You have a ball. Okay.

Okay.

Look...

Bloody cripple's preparing to tango at his wedding.

What a stick?

So big.

Oh...

Wow.

My God.

How did you do it? - How?

Because honesty and God dwells in my heart.

Akshay Khanna.

So He made me a cripple...

...but he also taught me different ways to do things.

I am ready to be a cripple to learn these things.

"I am A-sh*t."

"I am A-sh*t."

An actor from the British times.

Lily and Laila's dad.

"I am A-sh*t."

Hello, sir. I am Aditya.

Hello. - You are a sh*t.

You are a sh*t.

Sir, why are you abusing us?

Mother's name Urmila.

Father's name Ramgopal.

And my name's Ashit.

Full name Ashit.

U R Ashit.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Thank God my mother's name wasn't Ishita.

And father's name wasn't Mohan.

Otherwise instead of U R Ashit...

...my name would've been I M Ashit.

Bang! Bang!

Why does he keep saying "Bang" "Bang"?

I'll tell you. - Tell them Lily.

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