Mastizaade Page #8

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Stop.

You Dog.

Rascal.

Hurry up.

Please stop.

Sunny, I love you.

Shut up, Das.

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

p...p...please...g...g...go!

Why are you walking in slow-motion?

Move out...or pass out.

Come on, fast. - Hurry up. Hurry up.

Come on...move.

Selfie.

Selfie.

Selfie.

Selfie at this age.

Why don't you two make out here?

Mom, selfie.

Smile, mom.

What's going on here?

Someone get them out.

Why don't you hold it and get off?

What did you say?

I mean...get down and catch them.

Oh yeah...

Oh yes, I didn't think about that.

Why you...

Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop.

Rascal...out to dirty my Laila.

Desh Premi...Aditya's my true...p...p... - Parrot.

P...p... - Paresh Rawal.

No...my true love.

Papa. Papa.

Aditya. - No!

Leave me.

For God's sake leave me.

Leave me...or else I will kill all of you.

If you kill me, you'll become a widower.

Yes.

And everyone will say.

Look there goes Ashit widower.

A-sh*t widower. A-sh*t widower.

A-sh*t widower.

My gun. My gun.

Papa's gun is very important for him.

Let's go. Let's go.

Hey.

Aditya! - Fall down.

I'm stuck.

I am stuck.

Choo! Choo! Choo!

Choo!

Ch...Ch...Choo!

Chooha...rat glue.

Sticky-sticky gum on brother-in-law's bum.

Now he's stuck. - Shut up.

My gun.

No... - Leave me.

Lily.

Leave me.

My gun.

My moustache is stuck.

Ouch!

My moustache.

You ruined my moustache, you dog.

Lily.

Oh...don't look here.

No.

"Killed us."

Now we're dead. Danger.

It's like...after sticking-picking...

...comes dicing and slicing.

Like after catch-catch... comes cutting to pieces.

Or after girl on girl, comes girl on boy.

Shut up!

Can't you guys rhyme with the time.

Look there...think of an idea.

Otherwise our carrots will get diced.

Mother-in-law, think of an idea.

Son, how can I think of an idea?

Only thing I'm good at is taking off my clothes.

Oh yes...that's it.

Take your clothes off.

If we strip off our clothes...

...we can make a rope, lasso the lever...

...and stop the machine.

Yes...

Shameless...

Even when we're dying...

...you want my family to strip their clothes.

Sir, looking at this problem...

...we have to strip, please.

Honey, how can I take off my blouse?

What's the point of a blouse...

...that can't save his spouse?

Give it. Give it.

Hurry...

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture." - Hurry up...hurry...

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

Hurry up...hurry...

Finally.

Leave him.

Sir...if you still think...

...we're not worthy of then, we'll leave.

Empty-handed.

But before we go...

...how did you get your moustache back, Desh Premi?

Ohhh...

Let me go, Premi.

I cannot l...l...live without Aditya.

Let me go, father.

I cannot live without Sunny.

Go Lilly...go.

No one can love you more than this boy.

Go.

Go Lilly...go.

She's gone. Bang.

What are you saying? - Yeah.

In this lifetime, he's yours.

But for the next six lifetimes, Sunny's only mine.

What a disgusting kid?

He's yours after all. - Bang.

Bang.

Suck this...l...l...lipple.

Years later I am seeing yours.

If the coin moves...you pass.

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

Now mine's... trickled.

"Come on everybody."

"Scene 27, take 1...best of luck."

"The heart's a rascal."

"Wants you to come meet me in a closed room."

"Fulfil my desires."

"The heart's a rascal."

"Wants you to come meet me in a closed room."

"Fulfil my desires."

"Lawman's right here."

"Where do you think you're going?"

"How to satisfy you only I know."

"In the morning we forget..."

"...what we give and take night."

"Give and take."

"Give and take."

Small balls..

Oh no...

Shall we begin.

Oh no...

"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"

"Come on my doubts."

"Ooh aah Ooh aah..."

"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"

Sorry, sorry, sorry...belt."

"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"

"Party hard."

"The season's hot."

"In this hot season, cool your body."

"Don't let it rust, it's lying around."

"Use the tool of your heart."

"Drop the curtains."

"Show them what they haven't seen before."

"Wake up what's sleeping."

"In the morning we forget..."

"...what we give and take night."

"Give and take."

When your heart and soul become one...

One more...this is getting in my mouth.

"Come on my doubts."

"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"

Sorry, I forgot.

The banana...

Sorry..

Save me. Save me. Hurry up.

Save me. Save me.

"And fulfil my desires."

"Lawman's right here."

"Where do you think you're going?"

Don't ever listen to an elder woman.

Quickly...

"In the morning we forget..."

"...what we give and take night."

You lose... Cut.

Diet poke.

"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"

"Come on my doubts." - What's that bloody wheelchair...

Sorry...sorry..

"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"

"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"

Don't worry...I won't give you a reason to complain.

"Come on my doubts."

"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"

"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"

Cut it!

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