Mastizaade Page #7

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"...or should I show you the picture."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

"All night long everyone stares at you."

"Some whistle and some wink at you."

"Some ask me to come to the corner."

"Some call me to their home."

"Some say let's do it here."

"Everyone's crazy about you."

"Now it's my choice... what do I give to whom."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

Last night it felt like...

...Lily's burning up inside for me.

But with me the fire is burning on both sides.

Basanti want's to steer my cart...

...as well as Gabbar's Sambha.

Stop laughing.

That Das has been giving me scary nightmares.

Like...I'm a fly stuck in his spider-web.

No! No! No!

Das. No.

No.

Now you're stuck.

Smell this.

Now listen to my problem.

Whenever Lily comes close to me...

...her father get's upset.

Now I must convince the father, along with his daughter.

Impossible.

How do I do it?

We must think of something.

Anyway, go take a bath.

I'll go get a towel. - Go on, hurry up.

Careful Mr. Kele.

Because coming your way is Laila Lele.

You haven't taken a bath yet.

No, I was taking a dump...

Tell me how do I convince that old man?

Give him a gift.

Like an expensive perfume. Or body lotion.

Like the one I use...it's really nice.

Yuck...mine's better.

No, no, look at mine. Mine's better.

Why is yours better than me?

Look...mine's bigger!

They're going to blow you away with their cannon, sir.

No! No! No! - Yes, sir.

You don't get it.

When we give it to the old man...

...he should feel good.

Shameless. Give me.

And when he squeezes it out...

...and applies it all over his body...

Shameless...I'll apply it on my body.

He should feel completely refreshing.

Oh...

And that's why mine's better.

Disgusting. You're disgusting.

Disgusting.

Okay, fine.

Tonight we'll give the old man yours. - Yes.

Tonight!

They don't want your daughter...

...they want you.

Oh, God!

Disgusting people. Let's go.

Boys.

Oh my.

Honey!

Hi. - Hi.

I am Adam.

The weather's so awesome, right.

Meet my friend Steve.

Hi.

Listen, I want you to meet my friend Jeev.

Hi.

I want you to meet my friend Rajeev.

Hi, hi, Love. Hi.

And I am their Sanjeev.

No!

Now there's just one way left.

In order to make Sunny mine...

...I'll have to do what I never did before.

My, God!

"O my sweet beloved.."

"O my sweet beloved.."

"I've decked up for you..."

"Only for you."

"I've changed myself only for you."

"Now listen to my heartbeats."

"Every corner...corner of my heart."

"This Laila belongs only to Sunny."

"This Laila belongs only to Sunny."

"This Laila belongs only to Sunny."

"This Laila belongs only to Sunny."

"This Laila belongs only to Sunny."

"This Laila belongs only to Sunny."

Is that me? - Yes.

He's shaking it too. His head.

Listen...there's something I want to say to you...

...from the bottom of my heart, with faith and sanctity.

I love you.

I love you too.

Let go, dear.

What nonsense.

My heart's broken but not my bangles.

Yuck...Mummy

Lily...even I...from my body...

Sorry..

I mean from my honest heart...

...and every corner of Hritik's...

With Shraddha, Deepika, Katrina...I mean all of them...

Yeah!

I...

I...

Lily darling.

Lily dear...good news. Good news.

Desh Premi, give them the good news.

I just received my doctor's report.

Remember...you bent down, aimed...

...and punched me in a special place.

Yeah...

That's to those punches, all my veins are unblocked again.

Huh?

Now the blood's circulating in the right place.

No, no...I am still a cripple. - Good.

But...below the knee.

All the parts above the knee...

...are functioning perfectly.

No!

Yes.

This means...tomorrow at my wedding night...

...I can easily fulfil the responsibilities of a husband.

Thanks to you.

Bang.

Lily, shall we? - Yes.

Come, come, come.

Come on. Lily.

Lily, I will definitely drink almond milk on our wedding night.

I definitely will.

How can punches unblock the veins?

I...I know Lily loves me.

So why...is she marrying Desh Premi?

Because...she doesn't want to be unfair with Desh Premi...

...like our libidinous mother did to our father.

What's that?

Sex-addict, honey.

When you speak in Hindi, baby...

"O Baby."

...you look like a doll.

Baby doll.

Meaning... child doll.

Stop your love games...and help me out...

...or keep eating that banana?

Idea.

There's only man who can help us.

Remember our super-cool friend...

...with whom we used to have grand fun.

Aur-Gasm hermitage.

Wasn't this supposed to be Deep's Night Club?

One Night Stand.

Where did this hermitage come from?

How would I know?

The Baba of all Babas.

Baba Gasm is arriving.

Hail Baba Gasm!

Hail Baba Gasm! - "Mastizaade."

Hail Baba Gasm!

"Mastizaade." - Hail Baba Gasm!

"Mastizaade."

"When it comes to having fun..."

"When it comes to having fun..."

"...we're cut above the rest."

Deep...what's wrong with you?

You were the original Mastizaada.

When did you become Baba Gasm?

Without touching their body, I use my mental strength...

...to give mind-gasm to females.

Hold on. Mind-gasm?

Yes.

What's mind-gasm?

Guruji, mind...

...'beeps' his devotees.

Mind-beep.

Silly boys...come, let me demonstrate.

Mind-gasm.

So...what will you come?

It's all Lily's mom Seema's fault.

If she hadn't cheated her father U R Ashit...

...then she wouldn't be marrying Desh Premi.

U R Ashit?

"Yummy Mummy."

"Yummy Mummy."

"Yummy Yummy Mummy."

What are you doing here?

You are...

I...seek refuge in Baba's company.

For years he's been mind-'beeping' me.

Seema...Seema...

It's time that you go meet your daughters.

I wish I could've helped you some more.

But unfortunately... my special appearance ends here.

So why don't you guys just.. - Beep-off.

Exactly.

And yes...

As soon as you get to the alter...

...don't forget to shout..

Stop...This marriage cannot happen.

This marriage cannot happen.

"Cannot happen."

Seema!

Mom.

Mother.

Mother-in-law's here.

Mom!

"Mastizaade."

"Mastizaade."

What are you doing here?

All thanks to Sunny and Aditya who found me.

I should've shot you two on day one.

Bang.

A husband's duty is to please his wife.

Huh!

And you...never gave me something 'beep'.

And that's why...every man here...

...has seen my bedroom ceiling.

Tell me...who were my lovers?

Tell me.

Bloody priest.

"Yummy Mummy."

"Yummy Mummy."

"Yummy Yummy Mummy."

Do you want your lovers...

...to raise their hands at your daughter's wedding?

No!

Run away, dear. Run away.

No!

Laila.

You dog!

Quickly. Quickly.

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