Mastizaade Page #6

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Look, Das...look...

Someone might come in... and see us.

Go to your room.

Go to your room. - Fine.

I am going.

But promise me...you will come.

I...I...I will come!

Come...

And if you don't come, I'll make you come.

Okay. I'll come.

Go, go...

Before I go... let me give you a woah-job.

What?

Huh!

What?

Disgusting...

I mean...blowing on your wounds... is my job.

See...I can blow myself.

I can blow myself.

Wow! So talented!

Now go...now go. Go on.

Get well soon. - Go, go, go...

Go!

Landed on my bum.

I'll be waiting...

Room No 69!

Just like the magician's heart...

...is trapped in the parrot.

Similarly, Ashit's heart...

...is in his horse Blackie.

And today...I'm going to bathe him.

Clean him...

And make him so spotless...

...that old man will make me sit on this horse...

...and make me Lily's groom.

Bang!

Zip your pants first, it's been open since morning.

Sorry...it's this bloody pant..

Bravo!

Stand up, Desh Premi! Stand up.

You have to fulfil my dreams.

You've to fight a war for the country.

Papa...why are you troubling my body...

...for his dreams.

So that you can be a man.

Pick up my gun, be a man.

I just want to have fun with a man's gun.

Bang!

Good boy, Blackie.

Good boy, Blackie.

He's been smacking my face with his tail.

You should be thankful that he isn't kicking you.

Come on.

Please, Sunny. Hold his tail.

Please. - Fine, I will.

I'll clean his behind.

Blackie.

Your zip's still open. Yuck!

Then zip it up. - No, no...I won't.

For the sake of our friendship.

Please...do it.

That's more like it.

Oh no...the tail's stuck.

What did you do?

I didn't do it. - You attached it.

I tried to zip it and it got stuck.

Now help me take it out.

Okay. - Okay.

Okay. - Okay.

So exciting.

And you know. "Ouch!"

Someone lift me up.

I will.

Come out. Come out. - Come on, Blackie.

Let's go.

"Boy's wood."

"Horse on the wood."

"And with a hammer..."

"...he struck the horse's bum."

My Blackie.

Aren't you ashamed, shameless fellows?

You used my poor blackie...

...to satisfy your hunger and lust.

No, sir...you're mistaken.

Yes, sir. You're mistaken.

We only wanted to bathe and clean your Blackie.

But the tail got stuck instead.

Because the zip slipped, sir.

My mind's slipped now.

I will shoot you two with my gun.

It's out! It's out! It's out!

Run! Run! Run!

This means...he only pretends to be a cripple.

Let's go break both his legs.

Not yet.

We'll go back to the resort.

Wait for him to return.

And later, we'll teach him a lesson...

...in front of the entire family.

Come on.

Good idea. Good idea. - Come on.

"Mastizaade."

Sunny! Aditya! Come in.

Bloody cripple... how did you get here before us?

I guess he ran on his two feet...

...which he was using earlier to walk...

...on Walking Street.

Rascal.

In front of everyone, you pretend you can't stand...

...but in reality, Milkha can run.

I've been sitting here for hours, sewing our Tri-colour flag.

Shut up, you imposter.

Take this...

Come on. Come on.

Stop crawling on the ground like an insect.

Get up...show that you can stand.

I can't stand up.

These legs are too strong.

Give us these legs, Premi. - No.

Give us these legs, Premi. - No.

Give us these legs, Premi! - No.

Come on my express train.

Show the world that you can walk.

You can run.

Go!

"Dogs."

Desh Premi!

What happened?

My God.

Why are you beating... my poor Desh Premi?

Why are you hurting this poor chap?

Mr. U R Ashit...this bloody hotwheels is not helpless.

He only pretends to be a cripple.

He can walk.

They thrashed me a lot.

We saw him on Walking street...

...shaking a leg with naked girls.

You fools...

The guy you saw walking at Walking Street...

...wasn't Desh Premi.

It's his twin brother.

Twin? - Yes, my twin brother.

Desh Drohi.

Today I will 'bang' you two with my double-barrel.

Papa...you've to shoot me before you shoot Sunny.

Move aside, Das. Move. Or I will shoot.

No, papa. - Move I say.

No, papa... - Move.

It's okay, papa.

Anyone can m...make this mistake.

Yes, of course.

They've made many mistakes today.

First Blackie and now Desh Premi.

I won't spare you.

Papa...please...spare my love.

There's nothing left to spare now.

Papa...

Hello. - What are you doing?

I wanted to tell you that...

...we knew we didn't see your Desh Premi on Walking Street.

It was his twin brother.

Then why create this c...com...commotion?

Darling. To help Desh Premi stand up. - What?

We thought our punches will awaken...

...the man inside him.

And your Desh Premi will stand up.

Aditya, you're so sweet. - I know.

"O baby."

Let's get cool in the pool.

"My passionate heart's saying."

"How long am I going to stay lonely and yearning?"

"Let me shower my love on you today..."

"...and drench you."

Don't worry, Blackie.

Tonight I am going to keep a watch...

...and no one will be hit on you tonight.

If anyone even stares at your bum...

...I'll blow him up with this bomb.

Bang.

I can do anything for your happiness.

And that's why I have another idea.

What idea?

Make that Desh Premi burn!

Not actually.

Make him jealous.

Ohh... How?

Pretend to love some hot and happening hunk.

First, reduce the size of your clothes...

...like your sister... and seduce someone else.

Smaller than this?

When he sees you with someone else?

Yes...

Your Desh Premi will automatically...stand up.

But...hot...handsome...hunk...

...where do I find him?

Look around, you'll find him.

There's no o...one around.

Look again.

Must be somewhere here or there.

There's no one here or there?

Then look in front of you.

There's just you.

Then why don't you do it with me.

You don't mean that.

I mean it...I mean it...

How else do you want me to say it?

Aditya...will you really...

...p...p...pretend to love me?

Lily. - Yes.

I'll be so realistic in this act...

...that you'll forget that I'm only pretending.

L...let's begin.

What?

The act.

"All night long everyone stares at you."

"All night long everyone stares at you."

"Some whistle and some wink at you."

"Some ask me to come to the corner."

"Some call me to their home."

"Some say let's do it here."

"Everyone's crazy about you."

"Now it's my choice... what do I give to whom."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

"The night's colourful..."

"...so why are you lagging."

"The candle of love...is burning high."

"It's a bit hard."

"And a bit soft."

"The cold nights... making me smoulder."

"Let me bathe you in this moonlight."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

"...or should I show you the picture."

"Sweetheart, would you like to see the trailer..."

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