Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola Page #5

Synopsis: Harry is an industrialist who loves his daughter Bijlee, and the bond they share with Harry's man friday, Matru. Bijlee's plan to wed the son of a politician, however, brings twists and turns in the lives of Matru, Bijlee and Mandola.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Vishal Bhardwaj
Actors: Imran Khan, Anushka Sharma, Pankaj Kapur, Lekha Washington
Production: Fox International
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
46
Rotten Tomatoes:
38%
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Year:
2013
151 min
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448

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Your friend, Mao.

449

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41:45,794 -- 00:41:46,586

Okay...

450

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41:46,587 -- 00:41:47,629

Knock, knock...

451

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41:48,547 -- 00:41:49,672

Who's there?

452

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41:50,090 -- 00:41:51,216

Repeat.

453

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41:52,426 -- 00:41:53,343

Repeat who?

454

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41:53,636 -- 00:41:56,471

Who... who... who...

455

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41:56,972 -- 00:41:59,974

God!

Stop it now, Baadal.

456

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42:00,643 -- 00:42:02,977

Come on, Bijlee, he's so cute.

457

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42:02,978 -- 00:42:06,064

Baadal, one more.

458

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42:06,065 -- 00:42:08,191

Okay... knock, knock.

459

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43:06,375 -- 00:43:07,417

Hukum Singh!

460

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43:08,168 -- 00:43:09,168

Mr. Mandola?

461

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43:09,169 -- 00:43:10,587

Do you see a buffalo behind me?

462

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43:14,717 -- 00:43:15,675

Yes.

463

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43:16,135 -- 00:43:18,052

A pink buffalo?

464

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43:19,430 -- 00:43:21,389

Dark pink, Mr. MandoIa.

465

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43:22,391 -- 00:43:23,850

You've quit drinking.

466

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43:24,143 -- 00:43:26,352

That's why the

damn buffalo's stalking me.

467

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43:30,149 -- 00:43:31,691

She's coming your way.

468

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43:31,942 -- 00:43:33,151

The pink buffalo?

469

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43:34,111 -- 00:43:35,695

The dark pink buffalo.

470

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43:47,333 -- 00:43:48,708

What's wrong?

471

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43:51,086 -- 00:43:55,173

Nothing... l thought it's the...

472

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43:55,883 -- 00:43:57,342

What?

473

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44:01,764 -- 00:44:02,889

BuffaIo...

474

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44:06,185 -- 00:44:07,644

The pink buffalo.

475

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44:10,147 -- 00:44:11,898

lt's not funny, Harry.

476

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46:30,996 -- 00:46:33,456

Do l look like a buffaIo to you?

477

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46:33,707 -- 00:46:35,917

When the heart beats like a bull,

478

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46:36,418 -- 00:46:39,337

every girl looks like a buffalo,

my dear.

479

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46:39,338 -- 00:46:40,421

Girl?

480

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46:40,714 -- 00:46:42,924

You just called me a girl!

481

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48:36,455 -- 00:48:38,205

Knock knock!

482

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48:38,498 -- 00:48:40,291

Who's there?

483

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48:42,127 -- 00:48:43,169

ldiot!

484

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48:44,630 -- 00:48:45,963

ldiot who?

485

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48:47,299 -- 00:48:49,425

The idiot who is Iooking at me.

486

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48:55,557 -- 00:48:57,224

You're funny!

487

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48:57,225 -- 00:48:58,309

Uncle, you're so funny!

488

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48:58,310 -- 00:49:01,604

You've got a funny

sense of humour!

489

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49:01,939 -- 00:49:05,358

How can you spend your life

with this moron?

490

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49:09,571 -- 00:49:12,198

ldiot has no sense of decency.

491

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49:13,575 -- 00:49:15,034

And you...

492

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you have no sense of drinking!

493

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49:19,122 -- 00:49:20,790

No more drinks for him.

494

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49:21,667 -- 00:49:23,501

No more drinks for me.

495

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BijIee...

496

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49:27,089 -- 00:49:29,632

Lock up aII bottles in my cupboard.

497

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49:29,633 -- 00:49:31,342

Hurry up!

498

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49:31,343 -- 00:49:32,885

What are you doing, Bijlee?

499

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49:32,886 -- 00:49:34,553

We've got guests.

500

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49:34,721 -- 00:49:36,013

Drinks anybody?

501

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49:36,014 -- 00:49:38,224

Bar is getting closed

and the food is laid.

502

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49:38,767 -- 00:49:40,184

One last, one fast.

503

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49:40,185 -- 00:49:41,352

Every bottle!

504

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49:41,353 -- 00:49:43,062

One, one last

505

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49:43,313 -- 00:49:44,647

Just one more, please...

506

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49:44,648 -- 00:49:45,940

No! No more.

507

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49:47,025 -- 00:49:48,275

A small one?

508

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49:49,319 -- 00:49:50,987

Do you understand English?

509

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49:54,157 -- 00:49:55,199

Yes, I do...

510

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49:57,619 -- 00:49:58,911

l don't think so.

511

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50:00,998 -- 00:50:02,665

No more.

512

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50:17,431 -- 00:50:25,521

I'll quit drinking

day after tomorrow...

513

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50:26,481 -- 00:50:28,774

Can you hear me?

514

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50:30,902 -- 00:50:34,071

Fine, l'll quit from tomorrow.

515

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50:34,990 -- 00:50:36,907

Give me a bottIe of beer...

516

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50:38,869 -- 00:50:40,119

BijIee...

517

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50:41,538 -- 00:50:44,707

All the things l did for you...

518

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50:45,417 -- 00:50:47,084

Dad...

519

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l want to study in Delhi."

520

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50:52,007 -- 00:50:55,426

Sure, apple of my eye.

521

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50:56,344 -- 00:51:00,806

l want to go to Oxford...

London to study...

522

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51:01,933 -- 00:51:07,021

Darling,

l'd even send you to the moon!

523

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51:10,108 -- 00:51:11,317

You know...

524

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51:11,318 -- 00:51:14,195

it's because ofyou that

I didn't marry again.

525

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51:15,864 -- 00:51:19,033

And you won't give me

two bottles of beer!

526

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51:21,161 -- 00:51:22,411

BijIee!

527

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51:28,126 -- 00:51:30,628

Two bottles of beer, please.

528

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51:32,380 -- 00:51:33,839

You know...

529

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51:35,258 -- 00:51:38,511

I kept away from you

because of your drinking!

530

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51:40,222 -- 00:51:43,307

And you didn't marry

again because...

531

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after mom passed away,

no woman would've put up with you.

532

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51:52,609 -- 00:51:53,901

Why?

533

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52:02,369 -- 00:52:03,661

This is why.

534

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52:05,664 -- 00:52:11,794

Everyone knew

that you have two personaIities.

535

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52:12,712 -- 00:52:14,630

One sober...

536

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52:16,049 -- 00:52:17,424

and the other drunk.

537

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52:24,599 -- 00:52:26,100

My child...

538

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52:28,019 -- 00:52:32,356

even if l mention

alcohol tomorrow...

539

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you can cut off my tongue.

540

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52:38,446 -- 00:52:40,239

But today...

541

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52:45,245 -- 00:52:46,495

Okay.

542

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52:50,834 -- 00:52:52,668

Move your hand away...

543

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52:53,753 -- 00:52:54,712

What?

544

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52:54,713 -- 00:52:56,297

There's a lizard...

545

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52:57,299 -- 00:52:59,300

Dad...

546

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53:00,135 -- 00:53:01,343

Baadal...

547

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don't let dad get away.

548

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53:16,484 -- 00:53:17,651

Here...

549

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53:19,196 -- 00:53:20,529

Matru, catch!

550

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53:21,364 -- 00:53:23,073

After him!

551

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53:29,039 -- 00:53:32,291

Matru, you bloody buffoon...

552

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53:32,292 -- 00:53:34,627

Matru, let's go!

553

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53:42,135 -- 00:53:43,844

Hurry up!

554

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53:46,723 -- 00:53:50,476

We'll open the bottle,

once we are out.

555

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53:57,400 -- 00:53:58,400

Knock knock...

556

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53:59,611 -- 00:54:00,653

Who's there?

557

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54:01,363 -- 00:54:02,404

Mao.

558

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54:04,157 -- 00:54:06,116

l know where Mao is.

559

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54:06,785 -- 00:54:09,703

We lost those idiots!

560

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54:10,956 -- 00:54:13,332

My throat is parched.

561

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54:13,333 -- 00:54:15,876

You ride, l'll drink.

562

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54:15,877 -- 00:54:17,962

Stop, l'll ride.

563

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54:17,963 -- 00:54:19,922

Unless you stop, l can't ride.

564

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Unless you ride, l can't stop.

565

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Stop!

566

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Ride!

567

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Stop...

568

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Ride...

569

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Stop!

570

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Vishal Bhardwaj

Vishal Bhardwaj (born 4 August 1965) is an Indian film director, screenwriter, producer, music composer and playback singer. He is known for his work in Hindi cinema, and is the recipient of a Filmfare Award and seven National Film Awards in four categories. Bhardwaj made his debut as a music composer with the children's film Abhay (The Fearless) (1995), and received wider recognition with his compositions in Gulzar's Maachis (1996). He received the Filmfare RD Burman Award for New Music Talent for the latter. He went on to compose music for the films Satya (1998) and Godmother (1999). For the latter, he garnered the National Film Award for Best Music Direction. Bhardwaj made his directorial debut with the children's film Makdee (2002), for which he also composed the music. He garnered critical acclaim and several accolades for writing and directing the Indian adaptations of three tragedies by William Shakespeare: Maqbool (2003) from Macbeth, Omkara (2006) from Othello, and Haider (2014) from Hamlet. He has also directed the caper thriller Kaminey, the black comedy 7 Khoon Maaf (2011), and the satire Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola (2013). In addition, Bhardwaj produces films under his banner VB Pictures. He has co-written and produced the films Ishqiya (2010), its sequel Dedh Ishqiya (2014), and the crime drama Talvar (2015), among others. He has composed the musical score for each of his directorial and production ventures, and frequently collaborates with the lyricist Gulzar. He is married to playback singer Rekha Bhardwaj. more…

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