Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola Page #8

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lncredible...

796

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11:28,993 -- 01:11:30,159

And then...?

797

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11:30,744 -- 01:11:34,497

I ran to the fields

bareIy able to control my motions...

798

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11:34,498 -- 01:11:36,249

And crapped for two hours straight!

799

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11:37,710 -- 01:11:40,128

Crapped for two hours straight! Wow!

800

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11:40,129 -- 01:11:41,254

But...

801

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11:41,255 -- 01:11:43,381

What about the UFO?

802

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11:43,882 -- 01:11:47,010

l was done crapping and

was pulling up my underwear...

803

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11:47,011 -- 01:11:51,806

when a mighty gust of wind

blew my underwear away.

804

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11:52,891 -- 01:11:57,020

Tell us, did you see the UFO

with your own eyes?

805

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11:57,771 -- 01:11:59,564

Are you blind?

You idiot!

806

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11:59,565 -- 01:12:01,774

Can't you see

that l can't see??

807

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12:02,526 -- 01:12:03,651

Where's your camera?

808

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12:03,652 -- 01:12:04,736

Why do you want that?

809

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12:05,279 -- 01:12:06,612

Careful, it might break.

810

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12:06,613 -- 01:12:07,655

Step aside you jerk!

811

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12:07,990 -- 01:12:11,200

l have a humble request

to the viewers...

812

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12:11,785 -- 01:12:13,661

if anybody finds my underwear...

813

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12:13,662 -- 01:12:17,665

red colour, VlP brand with 5 holes.

2 in the front and 3 at the back!

814

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12:17,666 -- 01:12:19,250

Please return them to me.

815

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12:19,251 -- 01:12:21,878

Don't wear them.

816

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13:23,524 -- 01:13:27,068

Now you know? What sets

you apart from Rahul?

817

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13:27,736 -- 01:13:28,820

Or Varun?

818

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13:29,905 -- 01:13:32,573

Or Jyotiraditya, Sachin and Milind?

819

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13:34,410 -- 01:13:36,327

They are all responsibIe kids.

820

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13:36,954 -- 01:13:38,955

They don't go around

risking their life.

821

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13:39,873 -- 01:13:43,209

And that's why their parents

are happy and prosperous.

822

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13:45,963 -- 01:13:47,880

What are you doing, you b*tch!

823

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13:50,843 -- 01:13:53,386

That's no way to speak

to your fiancee.

824

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13:54,513 -- 01:13:55,304

Sorry...

825

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13:55,806 -- 01:13:57,640

What are you doing, darIing?

826

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14:00,811 -- 01:14:02,103

- Bijlee...

- Babe!

827

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14:03,230 -- 01:14:05,857

l'm sorry... come back!

828

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14:11,864 -- 01:14:12,738

Mom...

829

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14:20,122 -- 01:14:21,998

Why is she marrying you?

830

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14:22,332 -- 01:14:23,791

For love.

831

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14:25,627 -- 01:14:26,419

And her father?

832

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14:26,712 -- 01:14:28,129

For land...

833

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14:30,591 -- 01:14:31,174

And we?

834

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14:31,717 -- 01:14:33,676

For power.

835

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14:35,137 -- 01:14:35,887

Mom!

836

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14:40,434 -- 01:14:42,810

lt's not about love or power...

837

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14:43,020 -- 01:14:45,146

not farmers or their land...

838

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14:45,981 -- 01:14:48,274

or about villages, towns and cities.

839

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14:50,068 -- 01:14:52,820

What's at stake here, is the nation.

840

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14:58,368 -- 01:15:00,912

A nation is made up of its people.

841

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People, the masses.

842

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15:05,292 -- 01:15:07,502

And the masses have no identity.

843

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15:08,587 -- 01:15:10,463

lt's their Ieader

who gives them an identity.

844

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15:11,298 -- 01:15:14,050

My character is the

character of my leader.

845

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15:14,051 -- 01:15:16,177

and thus the character

of my nation.

846

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15:16,512 -- 01:15:20,014

When l was spiritual,

the nation was Buddha.

847

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15:20,307 -- 01:15:22,934

When l was sensual,

King Mihirkula.

848

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15:22,935 -- 01:15:27,355

When l was weak, Alexander

and when l was divided, Babur.

849

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15:28,440 -- 01:15:32,276

When l traded,

the nation became a slave.

850

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15:33,779 -- 01:15:35,780

And my rebeIIion led to freedom.

851

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15:36,990 -- 01:15:41,285

Freedom led to greed...

852

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15:41,286 -- 01:15:43,412

greed to corruption,

corruption to wealth...

853

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15:43,413 -- 01:15:46,457

wealth to success,

success to progress!

854

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15:48,210 -- 01:15:49,460

Progress!

855

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15:52,631 -- 01:15:54,298

So, tell me...

856

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15:54,299 -- 01:15:57,510

why are you reaIly getting married

to MandoIa's daughter?

857

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15:59,680 -- 01:16:00,596

Progress...

858

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For the country's progress.

859

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For the country to progress,

my personal progress is necessary!

860

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16:23,161 -- 01:16:25,079

lfwe get a rate of 1500 rupees...

861

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16:26,123 -- 01:16:27,331

What does it add up to?

862

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16:27,708 -- 01:16:30,293

3 and a half million.

863

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16:31,003 -- 01:16:34,171

Deduct labour charges and transport.

864

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16:34,756 -- 01:16:38,759

Even after repaying the loan,

every family will save 50,000 rupees.

865

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16:40,012 -- 01:16:41,470

Matru...

866

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16:41,763 -- 01:16:43,347

thank god you're back...

867

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16:44,516 -- 01:16:45,516

or we would've been doomed.

868

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16:46,435 -- 01:16:47,893

We would've been doomed.

869

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16:50,772 -- 01:16:53,941

Chaudhary Devi is performing

a ceremony to pray for rains.

870

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16:54,484 -- 01:16:57,528

So that our crops are destroyed.

871

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16:59,615 -- 01:17:01,198

[Chanting]

872

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Nonsense!

873

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17:21,928 -- 01:17:25,222

So if its raining in Chennai,

do l shift the land there?

874

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17:25,223 -- 01:17:26,641

When is it going to rain here, dammit?

875

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17:27,100 -- 01:17:29,101

l had warned you...

876

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17:29,102 -- 01:17:30,519

stop the supply of seeds.

877

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17:31,229 -- 01:17:32,855

But you chose to ignore me.

878

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17:33,899 -- 01:17:35,399

Now good luck

with your ritual and...

879

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17:35,400 -- 01:17:37,276

pray that the crops get destroyed.

880

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17:39,738 -- 01:17:40,738

Bad news...

881

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17:41,907 -- 01:17:45,826

the MET department says that

the monsoon clouds may head this way.

882

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17:46,453 -- 01:17:49,246

They say, it might rain

day after tomorrow.

883

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17:49,623 -- 01:17:52,375

Even the gods can't make it rain now.

884

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17:52,376 -- 01:17:53,876

Now what?

885

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l don't know.

886

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17:54,836 -- 01:17:56,212

Atrazine...

887

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17:56,672 -- 01:17:57,630

What?!

888

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ClA's secret formula...

889

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a herbicide.

890

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18:06,640 -- 01:18:10,101

Spray a little bit and

the pests are destroyed but...

891

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18:11,311 -- 01:18:16,232

sprayjust a little bit more

and the crops get destroyed.

892

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And the land remains barren...

893

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for years.

894

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l hope you are not angry anymore.

895

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18:40,882 -- 01:18:42,425

Scared, aren't you?

896

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About the marriage.

897

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18:44,594 -- 01:18:45,261

Hmm...

898

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Don't worry.

899

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18:47,597 -- 01:18:50,141

This time nothing will come

in the way of our marriage.

900

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18:52,227 -- 01:18:52,852

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