Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola Page #7

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l'll marry all of them!

687

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Thank you, AImighty God.

Thank you.

688

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Now let's go down.

689

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Damn!

690

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So many switches!

691

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03:20,713 -- 01:03:22,130

What is it?

692

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I know how to take off

but l don't know how to land.

693

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Don't worry!

694

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There are some

parachutes at the back.

695

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03:55,706 -- 01:03:58,708

ln case of an emergency...

696

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strap on the parachute

and fasten the buckles.

697

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Do remember to open

the parachute upon jumping.

698

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04:11,681 -- 01:04:13,932

lf it opens, you're lucky!

699

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lf it doesn't, well...

you've had it!

700

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Matru... grab the controls.

701

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l'II have a sip...

702

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one for the road.

703

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Whoa!

You're crazy, Harry!

704

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This is no time for a drink.

Jump, you idiot!

705

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You got a light?

706

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Fire!

707

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Fire?

708

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Then give it to me.

709

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The engine is on fire!

710

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Jump, will you!

711

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Hang on!

Let me Iight up my cigar.

712

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Where are you going?

713

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Harry!

714

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Harry, get inside!

715

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Harry, for the last time,

are you jumping or not?

716

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Smoking kills...

717

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Then die!

718

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Matru...

719

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God have mercy!

720

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Gulabbo have mercy!

721

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Matru, my luck held!

My parachute opened.

722

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lt's past midnight.

723

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Where is Mao?

724

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Look... there he is!

725

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Look!! Mao!!

726

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Mao! Mao!

727

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The court has increased the

loan repayment time to 3 months!

728

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Mao... this way...

729

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Careful Mr. Mao...

730

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Ni hao, Mao.

731

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Huanying... Mandola village.

732

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Ni hao, Mao!

733

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Hello morons!

734

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Matru?

You are Mao?

735

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Yes.

736

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Until we get our land back...

737

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this should remain a secret.

738

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The red flag is Mao's symbol...

739

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l want that son-of-a-gun Mao alive!

740

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Mandola's peasants!

Mao offers his red salute!

741

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07:57,323 -- 01:08:00,033

Mao is a cross-dresser?

742

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Mao speaks through me.

743

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You scoundrel... don't you

have any shame?

744

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Why don't you show yourseIf, Mao?

745

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l will, when the time is right!

746

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Danger is lurking around.

747

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The enemy is very...

748

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ls very what?

749

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stab me in the back... knife...

750

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Got it.

751

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That's him.

752

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The enemy wants to

ruin your mama's pudding.

753

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Before he can do that,

we must ruin his mama's pudding.

754

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You hear me?

755

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Just repeat what l'm saying,

you jerk!

756

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Repeat what l'm saying, you jerks!

757

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Say it!

758

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Mama's pudding!

759

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Naseeban, you moron!

760

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Naseeban, you mo--

761

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What did you say?

Are you calling me a moron?

762

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l'm Ieaving...

763

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Naseeban...

764

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Sorry...

765

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Please, come back!

766

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Just repeat after me...

767

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That's what l'm doing...

768

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Mao has got a stay

order from the court.

769

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And he gives you his word...

770

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that our crops wiIl sell

at the rates we want.

771

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Let's hear it for Mao!

772

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The court has given

us three months.

773

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But in three weeks

we'II harvest our crops...

774

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and repay all our debts.

775

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We won't let them build a factory

on our farms.

776

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A UFO crashed in Mandola

village last night.

777

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This has led to hysteria

amongst the nation's scientists.

778

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Senior researchers from the

lndian Space Research Organization...

779

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are here to investigate

the crash site.

780

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FortunateIy, there was

moisture in the fields...

781

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otherwise the explosion

wouId have caused a fire.

782

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What's shocking is...

783

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not a single fragment of

the UFO...

784

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has been found at the crash site.

785

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Shocking!

786

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The precinct was up all night

clearing the rubble.

787

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Shocking!

788

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Nainsukh is the onIy eyewitness

to the crash.

789

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Kindly telI our audience

what happened last night.

790

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Loose motions...

791

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Loose motions?

792

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Last night l had chicken for dinner...

793

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and that filthy chicken was clucking

away to glory inside my tummy.

794

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Chicken clucking in the tummy!

795

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