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YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!

YOU -- YOU ARE EMBARRASSING

FOR THE IRANIAN PEOPLE.

HOW MANY GOLD MEDALS YOU HAVE?

I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW --

YOU ARE VERY, VERY LAZY,

DUMB SON OF A:

YOU ARE THE NUMBER-ONE

PIECE OF GARBAGE IN MY BOOK.

SOONER OR LATER,

I'D LIKE TO SUPLEX YOU,

PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH,

AND BREAK YOUR BACK

AND YOUR:

MAKES YOU HUMBLE.

I'M READY, SIR.

MAZ JABRONI, I'M HERE TONIGH TO CONGRATULATE YOU.

AND I TELL YOU,

YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

AND I'LL BE HAPPY TONIGHT --

I AM IN THE HOLLYWOOD,

LOS ANGELES.

GOD BLESS YOU.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.

YOU!

YOU DON'T PAY FOR

YOUR DUE.

I SHOULD HAVE:

BEAT THE OUT OF YOU!

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Maz Jobrani

Maziyar "Maz" Jobrani (Persian: مازیار جبرانی‎; born February 26, 1972) is an Iranian-American comedian and actor who is part of the "Axis of Evil" comedy group. The group appeared on a comedy special on Comedy Central. Jobrani has also appeared in numerous films, television shows, including Better Off Ted, on radio, and in comedy clubs. His filmography includes roles in The Interpreter, Friday After Next, Dragonfly, and Jimmy Vestvood: Amerikan Hero. He appears as a regular character on the 2017 CBS sitcom Superior Donuts. He is also currently a board member of the National Iranian American Council (NIAC). more…

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