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a million dollars, I'd bet it all.

Well, I wish

I had your confidence.

Unfortunately, I don't.

Which is why my two associates

here are going to assist you.

In the background, of course.

Assist me? Why?

We can win this thing, Monica.

I've put together

an excellent team here.

You are a very good

ski instructor.

But compared to Ricky Wade,

well, you're a novice.

Look, it's nothing personal, it's just

that, well, there's a lot at stake, and...

Hey, now, be a good boy and run

along and replenish my drink.

Everything prepared?

I contacted Chuck Lewis.

We'll take care of it tonight.

Excellent.

And it's all centered

around the ski jump.

Are there any questions?

Anyone? Anyone?

No? Good.

I don't think any of you

could ever possibly realize

the importance of this meet that

we're going to have tomorrow.

To me, and to the future

of Lakeside.

So, all I'm asking you

is that you

really try to go out there

tomorrow and do the best you can.

Please.

Let's hear it. Come on.

Beat Twin Oaks.

Beat Twin Oaks.

ALL:
Beat Twin Oaks.

Beat Twin Oaks.

Beat Twin Oaks.

Beat Twin Oaks.

Beat Twin Oaks.

Beat Twin Oaks.

What are you doing? I thought

I told you to wear black.

It was on sale, all right?

Come on.

Hey, how much was the hat?

Well, it was $3.95...

Forget the stupid hat.

You do that again and I'll

kill you. It was an accident.

Accident? You're an accident.

Okay, come on. Let's go.

Beat Twin Oaks.

Beat Twin Oaks.

Beat Twin Oaks.

Shut up! Okay.

I want to get back

to business here.

I want you guys to go back to

your cabins and get some sleep.

Look sharp. I'll see you first

thing in the morning. All right.

Hey, you know something? Give me

one minute, I'll be right there.

But I thought we're going to go to

the dock. No, go ahead. It's okay.

Seriously, I'm just gonna hang

out and clean up a little bit.

Go ahead. I'll be right there.

It's okay.

Okay. Yeah.

I'm really excited

about tomorrow.

I think we're going to

win, Hillary. Me, too.

It's going to be

so great.

Ricky asked me to straighten up the

lodge a little before we split.

You think you can

give me a hand?

Sure, Wes. Yeah? Great.

Guess I'll see you

in the morning, Hillary.

Okay. Good night, Victor.

Good night.

You know what? Tell you what.

I'll stack the chairs, okay?

And why don't you

take the chalkboard

and stick it right over there

against the wall?

How does that sound?

Sure, Wes.

Great, man. Great.

Oh, no!

Oh, God!

(VICTOR CRYING)

You all right, man?

My arm. I think I broke it.

Oh, man.

All right.

We got to get him

to the hospital.

Turn him over.

Turn him over.

Help me out. Get him up.

Get him up. Come on.

WADE:
Kelly, go get the car.

Okay.

(CRYING)

Are you proud of yourself?

What are you talking about?

Cut the crap, Wes.

I know you and Howie set this

up purposely to hurt Victor.

Do you think that humiliating people

makes you a big man, Wes? Huh?

No.

You are just

like my old boyfriend.

You don't give a damn

about anybody else's feelings.

And that makes you very small.

Very small.

I get the feeling

she's pissed.

Shut up, Howie.

ANNOUNCER:

Ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to a very special

unofficial rematch of last

weekend's Challenge Cup Ski Meet.

All right. Gather around.

Gather around.

This is it. Listen up. You guys lost

the last one, but now you got me.

And I'm not a loser.

So let's check our equipment, go

out there and kick some butt.

(ALL CHEERING)

ANNOUNCER:
As you may recall

Lakeside defeated Twin Oaks...

This is it, guys.

This is very important.

I need you all

to do your best, okay?

We're gonna go out there and

we're gonna kick some butt.

You don't realize how much

this tournament means to us.

I mean, I don't think you'll ever realize

how much this tournament means to us.

We're gonna go out there,

and we're gonna do it.

And, also,

if you wouldn't mind,

I'd like to dedicate this day to

our brother-in-broken-arms man,

Victor Thigpen. Come on.

ALL:
Victor. Victor.

Victor. Victor.

Victor. Victor.

Victor. Victor.

Victor. Victor. Victor.

Victor. Victor.

ANNOUNCER:
So, how about it,

ladies and gentlemen?

Let the rematch begin.

Our first contestant is Lakeside

counselor Jennifer Lipton.

(SCREAMS)

Oh.

ANNOUNCER:
Next up, Twin Oaks

Recreation Director, Kyle Linck.

Sh*t.

(GRUNTING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

(GRUNTING)

(ENGINE CHOKING)

Whoa!

(SCREAMING)

Ricky!

Look. Something happened.

ANNOUNCER:
Oh my! There's been an

accident involving Ricky Wade.

Let's hope

he hasn't been injured.

This is unbelievable.

Hey, guys. Guys. Guys.

Vic, go away.

Listen to me!

I need your help.

It's important.

(GRUNTING)

Okay. What happened?

I don't know.

The engine just died.

Watch his leg.

Watch his leg. Easy now.

(GROANS)

How are you feeling, son?

You ever play soccer

with a bowling ball?

That's about where

I'm at right now.

Listen, we've got to get

someone to replace Ricky.

We need every point

we can get.

WADE:
All right, okay.

Hey. Come on. Everybody

come on, gather around.

Come on. I got an idea here.

We're going to think for awhile and then

after that we're going to think about it.

ANNOUNCER:
Apparently Lakeside has entered

another skier to replace Ricky Wade.

When we're done with that,

we'll think some more.

Hey, you guys. Who's that?

ANNOUNCER:
I have no idea

who he is.

Wait a minute.

It's Neil Peterson.

Lakeside's owner

and the only man to successfully

complete the famed triple hinge.

(WHOOPING)

Who are those guys?

That's... No, no, no!

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right, Victor.

Yeah.

ANNOUNCER:
Now, let's look to our judges

to see how they've scored Neil Peterson.

8.7, 8.8 and 8.5.

And that narrows

Twin Oaks' lead to 3.2 points.

Grandpa, you handsome dog. I didn't

know you still had it in you.

Neither did I, sweetheart.

We now come

to the men's ski jump.

And as usual,

the outcome of the entire meet comes

down to this, the final event.

Good going, man.

Something must have motivated

you to get you out there, huh?

Well, I had to do something. This camp

is all I've got. It's all Kelly's got.

I know. I couldn't let

it go without a fight.

I know. I wish there was

something more that...

Listen, don't feel bad, son. You

did everything you possibly could.

And I mean everything.

Be proud. It's something

I'll never forget.

What a terrific jump for Twin Oaks.

That certainly won't hurt their score.

Ricky, since you're injured,

who's gonna jump?

Oh, that's easy.

That's gonna be...

Well, it...

It's your choice.

You're the man.

I'm the man, right.

Todd Christy's score of 26.3 puts

Twin Oaks ahead by 29.5 points.

Making Lakeside's chances

of winning virtually nil.

What? Virtually nil?

Virtually nil?

Look down your pants, you'll

find something virtually nil.

Kelly, give me my skis.

(ALL CHEERING)

Let's go!

What's this?

It looks like Ricky Wade

will be jumping for Lakeside

despite an apparent

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