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the world or something.

I really don't like that.

Why did Ricky

leave you, Kelly?

I never knew.

You know, the day he left,

he didn't say a word.

And before that

we never had any problems.

I mean, you knew us.

We never fought.

As a matter of fact,

things were pretty terrific.

I was never happier.

Then all of a sudden it was

over, like it was all a dream.

Who knows? Maybe it was.

(EXCLAIMING)

(GRUNTING)

If you don't mind, we got a

teeny-weeny favor to ask y'all.

(GRUNTING)

Shake well before using.

Stop that, will you?

Pour the stupid thing.

All right. These girls are

going to look like Smurfs.

Hey, what is that?

Oh, my God!

(ALL SCREAMING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(SLOW ROCK PLAYING)

Oh, God. Not now.

Hi, Hillary.

Look. I was just about to...

Wait. Please.

You don't have to explain.

I just wanted to apologize for all

the trouble that I've caused you.

You just came here like everybody

else to have a good time.

And it really hurts me to think that

I'm the one ruining it for you.

I'm sorry, Hillary.

I'm really sorry.

Bye. Wait.

It's Victor, right?

I'm telling you, man.

Tonight Hillary is mine.

Yeah? Yeah.

I don't know, man.

Looks like you might have to

wait in line. Check it out.

I am going to kill that tub of

lard. Hey, chill. Chill. Look.

First of all,

you kick fatty's ass,

and Hillary is gonna be pissed at you

and feel sorry for that guy over there.

Girls are all the same.

That's the way they work.

You got to play it cool.

You and I both know that.

Yeah. Look.

We'll make sure that the boy

from planet Vic gets his,

and sooner than he thinks.

Just a matter of time, huh?

BOTH:
And how.

Nice night.

Oh, it's you.

Scared me.

Mind if I sit down?

Well, until the lab results come

in, I'll take that as a yes.

It's funny,

I remember that

the only time you used to come out here

at night alone and sit on the dock

was when something

was bothering you.

I guess tonight that something

is probably me.

Well, things are starting

to get back to normal.

I mean, I'd fallen in love with

Kyle. I'd gotten over you.

Then you decide to just breeze back

into town and mess everything up.

Now, wait a minute...

No. No. You wait a second.

You think you can just parachute in

here like nothing was ever between us.

Did you ever maybe consider how I

might feel if you showed up again?

Yes, I did,

as a matter of fact.

I thought about that and I knew

that you and Kyle were in love.

And that

you had this relationship.

I mean, everybody around

the lake knows about that.

And I thought that me being here

wouldn't bother you at all.

Wouldn't bother me?

You came in and fired him

so that he'd break up with me.

That's not true.

I did not fire him

so he'd break up with you.

But as a matter of fact,

you breaking up with him

is probably the best thing that

could have ever happened to you.

I mean, why did you ever

get involved with that jerk?

Because the other jerk in my life

took off and left me hanging.

Why did you leave me, Ricky?

I left you

because I was afraid, Kell.

You see,

your grandfather always said

that he wanted the best for you.

The absolute best.

You see, my problem

is that Ricky Wade has never

been the best at anything.

Ever.

And I don't want

to bring you down with me.

I didn't want to destroy your

future. So I left. I took off.

Because I cared.

I came back here

because I cared.

Your grandfather cares a lot about you

and he cares a lot about this camp.

And he wants you to have

this camp when he's gone.

And I want to see that happen.

I'm sorry, Kelly.

So sorry I hurt you.

Please forgive me.

NEIL:
Kelly! Kelly!

Something must be wrong.

Grandpa's never up this late.

Tomorrow morning,

I'm closing the camp.

I have no choice.

The mortgage

and all these refunds...

It's simply

too much to handle.

Son, I want to thank you for

everything you've done for us.

You brought back

an awful lot of good memories.

Kelly.

Sweetheart, forgive me.

Oh, Grandpa.

(KELLY CRYING)

Ricky. What's wrong?

Nothing. Do you have any

broken glass I could gargle?

What is it?

Two of the biggest b*obs

I've seen all night.

How do I look?

Great. Come on.

These must be really special b*obs

if we have to sneak up on them.

These aren't b*obs.

These are bad guys.

Son of a b*tch!

VICTOR:
My bungalow.

Who did this?

Oh, crap.

What?

I had some rocks I was painting to

look like dried fruit and nuts.

They must have took them.

(VICTOR SHUDDERING)

I think these guys

have seen too many movies.

Neil, I think

I've got a solution.

But it's gonna

take some big cojones.

My, my,

if it isn't little Rick.

My, my,

if it isn't little Dick.

MONICA:
Dick, show him in.

Ricky. How nice

to see you again.

Please, come and sit down.

Would you care for a drink?

Yeah, sure.

I'll have a double-chocolate

decaffeinated milkshake

with a cherry.

Always ready with a joke.

I like that in a man.

Here's your drink...

Whoa!

Kyle! Nice outfit.

Hey, listen,

while you're standing there,

I got a little dirt

on my shoe.

You mind

polishing that for me?

Stop.

Now, sit down.

I wonder if he shits

on command, too?

(CHUCKLES)

That will be enough, you two.

Why did you

want this meeting?

I have an offer

from Neil Peterson.

Oh, interesting. Enlighten me.

He'd like to have a rematch

on the ski meet.

Another ski meet?

Why should we give you jerks

another ski meet?

Let me finish.

Now.

This time the stakes

will be bigger.

Much bigger.

If Twin Oaks wins,

he's going to accept that offer

you made him the other day.

However, if Lakeside wins,

you'll pay off our mortgage

and leave us alone.

When do you propose

this rematch?

The day after tomorrow.

So soon?

Well, for some

unexplained reason,

many of our campers

have decided to leave.

Same rules. Same judges.

What's your response?

I accept.

But on one condition.

If Lakeside loses,

you come back to work for me.

At minimum wage

for a period of 5 years.

What?

How important

is this to you, Ricky?

This isn't the world of chocolate

shakes and extra cherries, you know.

This is the real world.

Are you going to

put up or shut up?

Well, Monica,

I'll be putting up.

Come on, guys,

let's do it. Come on.

Anything's possible

if you want it bad enough.

Look at Michael Jackson.

Wes. Howie. Looking good. Hey, where

did you learn to ski like that?

Ladies and gentlemen,

I give you Victor, the ninth

and tenth wonder of the world.

Hey, Victor.

Show me something special.

Come on, do it, baby. Come on.

I know you can do it.

Come on do it, man.

Do it. Do it. Yes. Yeah.

All right. Way to go, Thigpen.

Sh*t.

All right. Looking good.

Bring it on in. Let's go.

Come on, stay on the ball.

Let's go.

Yeah!

Jump the wake.

Let me see you jump the wake.

Yeah.

All right.

Solid move. Way to go.

My curiosity toys with me.

Tell me, Mr. Linck. What do you

rate our chances tomorrow?

Excellent. Beyond excellent. If I had

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