Meet The Spartans Page #7

And, like, " Clean up

on aisle three."

You know? And you're, like,

"What am I doing here?"

I'm in aisle three, huh? Right?

You're all my fans, right?

You all love me, right?

Who saw Employee of the Month?

Okay, that's cool.

Right? Yeah, what's up, Leonidas?

Super fingers to you.

No.

(smacking, whooshing)

Super fingers...

to you, Dane Cook!

(grunts)

This is a metaphor for my career.

You're off my MySpace page.

I'm really 42.

(relieved sigh)

Sorry, I didn't hear

what you said...

(British accent): because

I can't understand you...

'cause you talk like this.

Your mama's such

an old sloppy drunk...

I thought she was David Hasselhoff.

- (laughter)

- Yeah!

From Knight Rider.

Dinaladas, do-

Dot- Dingalidas, Dingalidas...

Dingledangle, do...

leg squats, and then

you will be a star...

you will be a star.

(whispering inaudibly)

The last episode of Sopranos

was most disappointing.

I mean, did Tony get whacked

or live or what?

What happens in Vegas...

stays in Vegas.

You just-You keep doing

the thing you do...

'cause... the do is thing you do.

# Hey, DJ, turn me out #

#You gotta keep me movin'

till the moon goes down #

# If you want to show me,

get below me #

# Shake your thing

till you don't feel lonely #

# Hey, mister, break it down #

#You're a B-Boy

that nearly hit the ground #

#You could play it real cool,

act the old school #

#Jump around until

your act is so cool #

# Clap your hands

if you're feelin' me #

# One to the two,

two to the three #

# Clap your hands

if you're in the mix #

# Four to the five,

five to the six #

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# Hey, DJ, turn me out #

#You gotta keep me movin'

till the moon goes down #

# If you want to show me,

get below me #

# Shake your thing

till you don't feel lonely #

# Hey, mister, break it down #

#You're a B-Boy

that nearly hit the ground #

#You could play it real cool,

act the old school #

#Jump around until

your act is so cool. #

(song ends)

(chorus sings noble,

triumphant theme)

(orchestration joins in,

accompanying chorus)

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(orchestra playing suite

of dramatic themes)

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(rifle cocking,

blade scraping)

(low voice):
When you're pushed,

killing's as easy as...

(higher pitch):
dancin'.

(dance music plays)

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