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your help in deciphering all this.

- Really?

- You're an expert

- on all things Megamind, right?

- Yes. Right.

Together, we could figure out his plan

for the city and stop it.

- Are you in?

- Oh, what fun!

That's what I want to hear.

Minion, Code:
Send In The Brain-bots.

You know,

the whole point of a code is...

Oh, Code:
Just Do It, Minion.

Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!

- It's me, you fools!

- Bernard!

It's Daddy!

Megamind.

- What have you done with Bernard?

- Oh, Bernard? Oh, yes.

I'm doing horrible things to that man.

I don't want to get into it,

but Iasers, spikes.

No, please! No!

Not the Iasers and the spikes!

- You know the drill.

- Oh, no! Not the drill!

- Let him go or...

- Or what?

Or I'm gonna find out

what this weird-Iooking gun does.

No, don't shoot! Don't shoot that gun!

I'll just go get him.

- Unhand me, you fiend!

- Never!

His strength's too much!

Oh, I work out!

Well, it's really paying off!

You're so fit,

and strangely charismatic.

Are you OK?

I did my best, but he's too fantastic.

Here. Let me carry

that heavy gun for you.

I got us covered.

- Let go. It's mine!

- Bernard, run!

Roxanne?

- You're going to break it!

- Give it to me!

Oh, no!

Roxanne?!

Who on Earth is that?

- Help!

- Roxanne!

Bernard! You were right

about that door being exciting.

- Intruder! Intruder!

- This way.

Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!

What are you doing?

This'll stop them. Here!

Seems a bit extreme, doesn't it?

- Just throw it!

- Daddy's sorry.

- Wow. That was really exciting.

- Yeah.

- You were very strong in there.

- I know.

I've never seen anyone but Metro Man

stand up to him Iike that.

- What's going on?

- Hal, what happened?

I think a bee flew up my nose.

I was just about to make

my frontal assault to rescue you,

but Iike 50 ninjas tried to attack me,

so I had to beat 'em all up,

and I did, and I... They were all,

Iike, crying and stuff...

- Wow, a brave one, isn't he?

- Who are you?

Oh, thi... this is Bernard.

He's my partner.

- Partner?

- Yes. Yes. Partner.

Well, Iook, "partner," I'm her partner.

She doesn't know what she's saying.

She's been through

a traumatic experience.

I'd better take him home.

Thanks again, Bernard.

I'll call you tomorrow, partner.

Yeah, OK. I'd Iike that.

That was weird for everybody,

'cause you accidentally hugged him

instead of me.

Sir? Sir!

Code:
Did You Find Out Who It Was?

Code:
Get The Car.

Code:
Right Away, Sir.

- Bye-bye!

- See you tomorrow, Hal.

I'll Ieave the door unlocked in case

you want to check on me Iater.

Who is this man

we've infused with godlike power?

Well, sir, his name's Hal Stewart.

He's 28 years old.

No criminal record.

Actually no records at all.

Apparently this man hasn't

accomplished anything.

Not yet, Minion. Not... yet.

Could this day get anymore fun-tastic?

So, I will just go ahead and diffuse him

since this is clearly a mistake.

No, Minion! There's something

much more powerful at work here.

This is no mistake. It's destiny.

Hal Shtewart! Prepare for your destiny!

Hal? Hal Shtewart?

- Hey! In the bed!

- Am I saying it right?

"Stewart."

Is this a robbery?

'Cause the Iady across the hall

has way better stuff than me.

Oh, Iook, it's Hal Stewart.

Quick, the spray.

AII out.

- Well, use the Forget-Me Stick.

- Oh, right.

Just Iook at him.

No, he doesn't Iook quite

the hero-type to me.

Oh, you're such a pill, Minion.

A potter couldn't ask for finer clay.

I smell a hero.

I smell something burning.

I think it's working. Places! Places!

Places! Places! Places.

Do you have your disguise?

What?

Oh, you Iook fantastic.

Rise my glorious creation.

Rise, and come to Papa.

- What's going on?

- Easy my child.

- Who are you?

- I sent you to this planet

to teach you about justice,

honor, and nobility.

I am your father.

So you're Iike my space dad?

Yeah, I'm Iike your space dad.

And you are what?

I'm your space stepmom.

I've had some

work done recently.

Is this some kind of dream?

This is a dream come true.

You've been blessed

with unfathomable power.

- What kind of power?

- Unfathomable.

It's unf... without fathom.

Yeah. We've come to guide you

on your path

to be Metrocity's new hero

and battle the super-genius

of Megamind.

I know this is a Iot to take in.

It may take months

for you to come to grips.

No freaking way!

I wasn't finished.

I'm gonna be a hero!

I'm gonna be a hero!

See, Minion, he's perfect!

And... action!

- Someone help me!

- I'm OK!

You... Bad!

Zap! Zap! Zap!

The flames of my evil burn bright.

Now you say something cool

back at me.

Look. It doesn't even hurt.

Don't even feel it.

No, no, no, no, no. Stomach down,

hands up. Like Metro Man.

- Whoa! Wait!

- Watch out.

He's hopeless. Hopeless!

- Maybe we should change tactics.

- You think so?

Oh, you know how boys are.

They Iove video games.

- I could throw a few parts together.

- Can't wait.

LOL. Smiley face.

Can't wait for what, sir?

That was such a funny story.

And brilliantly told, by the way.

OK, now you tell one.

Bernard, I never knew

you were so funny.

And I never heard you Iaugh before.

Yeah, it's been a while.

Feels pretty good.

And action.

Gotcha!

- You don't get out much, do you?

- Oh, what fun!

I used to come here

with my mother when I was a kid.

It was one of my favorite things to do.

Now Iook at it. It's a dump.

Why are we cleaning up the city, sir?

Well, we don't want to battle

our new hero in a dump now, do we?

They're all back. But how? Why?

Maybe Megamind isn't so bad after all.

That's it.

Be free, my beautiful dove!

OK, OK.

Metro Man and I were never a couple.

- But I thought you two were...

- I know. Everybody did.

It's just...

Well, he was never really my type.

Really?

OK, now you tell me something.

Something you've never told anyone.

Well, in sh... school...

...none of the other kids

really Iiked me.

I was always the Iast one picked

for everything.

It's too bad that we didn't go

to the same school.

Hal, I think you're ready for this.

- Do I have a son?

- No.

You make me Iaugh.

It stretches. It's for you.

Hey, what's the T stand for?

Titan.

"Titan"?

What's that supposed to mean?

It was the only name

I could trademark.

Do you have someone special

in your Iife, Hal?

No, not yet. But... there's this

really, really good-Iooking one

I've got my eye on currently.

That's very good.

- Romance is very inspiring.

- That's what I hear.

AII you have to do is

save her and she'll be yours.

- Who wants churros?

- I do!

- I do, yeah. Thanks, Space Stepmom.

- Churros all the way around.

On the count of three,

unsheathe your churro.

One, two, three!

To Titan!

Tomorrow, you will fight Megamind,

and the city will know your name.

...the city's parks restored

to their original glory,

the streets the safest they've been,

the banks reopened.

Has something happened to Megamind?

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