Men, Money & Gold Diggers Page #6

My what...

Crib?

House I bought you

in the hills.

What house?

You bought me a house?

That's right...

Two stories.

Filled with your

wildest fantasies.

Bobby, I don't know...

Whoa, you said two stories?

We can make it three.

All right...

Say the word.

Word.

That's what I'm talking about.

Let's go check it out, okay?

Okay, but we gotta go!

All right, all right,

all right.

Wait, wait, wait, my shoes.

I gotta get my shoes.

- Hey, baby.

- Hey!

What's wrong with you?

I'm just so happy to see you.

You act like you saw a ghost.

How was your day, baby?

It was long and hard.

Mm-hmm, I know

what you mean.

- What?

- Huh?

What was long about your day?

Nothing.

Hey, come here.

Come here.

Come here.

What's... what's

wrong with you?

Why you all wet?

Not wet...

Oh, wet.

I, uh, I was just cleaning.

I'm so hot.

How about something to drink?

Yes, God, yes.

Can I have a... I would

love a glass...

- Excuse me?

- Hennessy!

- Hennessy?

- Mm-hmm.

You've been hanging

out with Trina too long.

How about some bottled water?

Good... Go.

Can you get it for me please?

I'm so hot.

Bobby.

What's with all the screaming?

Nothing, I'm just so excited

to see this house.

You're gonna love it too.

Yes, you can tell me all

about it in the car, okay?

Okay, I'm going to

take you there.

I know, I can't wait.

Okay... I'm just going

to freshen up.

- You can wait for me in the car.

- All right, all right...

Okay...

Okay.

Go!

You wanna spring or sparkling?

Just pick one.

All righty then.

- Thank you.

- Okay.

Menstruation cycle.

Around and around we go.

I'm going to go turn it in.

I left my watch.

Oh, baby, you shouldn't have!

You bought me a watch?

Hey, Bobby.

- What are you doing here?

- What the hell are you doing here?

This is my house.

That's my watch.

What the hell is

going on, Paisley?

It's not what you think.

Oh really?

What is it then?

He just happened to stop by.

- For what?

- For my woman.

Well, too bad you're

leaving with just your watch.

Now get out before I add

a beat down with it.

Look, Caleb.

We were just talking.

Why don't you tell him

about the crib I bought you?

- What crib?

- Stop, Bobby.

What crib?

Come on, don't be shocked.

Everything she got up

in here, I paid for.

Bobby Tremaine is

all over this house.

Is that true, Paisley?

Of course it's true.

And all you gotta do

is make a choice.

Him or me?

Bobby.

Yo, man, what the hell

do you think you're doing?

What I've been waiting to do for

the last two and a half years.

Well, you're going

to have to keep waiting

because Paisley is already

getting married.

I know.

To me.

- You know what...

- No, Caleb!

Look, Bobby, I can't do this.

Yes, you can.

All you gotta do is

make a decision.

Who you gonna choose, Paisley?

Him or me?

Caleb!

Hey!

Damn, dog.

What happened

to your furniture?

She took it.

What?

She took everything.

Why?

I told her to.

Why?

I didn't think she

was really gonna do it.

It was all tainted with her

gold digging stench anyway.

That's what I was

trying to tell you.

I told you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dedra told me that they

fired you from the firm,

ain't been out your house

for a couple of weeks.

Is that why you ain't

been answering your phone?

'Cause I'm trying to

call you all week.

Ain't got no phone.

Why not?

She took it.

She took the phone?

What about your mobile?

Disconnected.

Hey, you think we could

get those Siamese twins back?

- Connected?

- Yeah.

They went solo.

Oh...

Good for them.

Look, man.

You said you were going

to come with me

to meet the record execs.

Now get up.

Ah, man, just do it

without me, man.

I can't do it by myself, man.

- Get up.

- Come on, man.

All you have to do is

put on your sunglasses

and do your alter ego thing.

I ain't got time for

this right now, Caleb.

We got way too much to do.

Just give it up, Damon.

It's over.

What are you talking about?

Look at me.

I was on top of the world, man.

Now what I got?

Get up.

Get your ass up...

Come on!

I'm tired of

helping you, Damon.

Don't act like I'm the one

with the problems.

I know I got problems.

But as long as I can get you

and all these other crabs

off my back,

I'm gonna be just fine.

Mm-hmm...

Know what?

Crabs keep you down.

I'm your brother, so

I'm going to get you up.

Get up...

Come on, man.

You better than this.

Damon!

Damon, what are you doing?

Trying to shake

some sense into this bum.

Look, we gotta be there

in two hours, man.

Two hours.

Damon.

Okay, look, why

don't you go and get ready?

I will make sure he's there.

Okay?

Love what you've

done with the place.

I didn't ask for you, Dedra.

I didn't ask for none of ya'll,

so please just get out.

I'm here to help, Caleb.

You can't help me, so please

just stop trying.

You can get

through this, you know.

I don't want to hear

that, Dedra, so just...

just leave me alone.

Fine.

Fine... I'll go.

Fine.

- Just leave.

- I am... Next week.

I took the job in London.

So you won't have to

worry about me ever again.

Just like all the rest.

Just... just go.

You know it's

your fault, right?

Caleb!

You are better than this.

You have all this love to give

and you just keep letting it

fall into the wrong hands.

Caleb, what are you doing?

I don't know.

Would you please stop?

What if I don't want to?

I think you should.

I'm feeling better already.

Because you're drunk, Caleb!

Make me sober.

- I can't.

- Why not?

Because you don't

know what you want.

You know what I want.

Just costs too much to have it.

Well, if you would stop

trying to buy it,

maybe you wouldn't

have all these problems.

You know, it costs more than

what's in your wallet, Caleb.

Did you know that?

I don't need a

financial advisor, Dedra.

All I want is for you to be

here for me right now.

Oh, be here?

Oh, okay, because before,

you wanted me to leave.

Now you want me to stay.

Caleb, love

isn't a constant high.

Sometimes, love isn't new,

bright and expensive.

Love is, is complex...

and so simple sometimes.

Just leave, Dedra.

I can't do that.

Why not...

Everybody else did!

Because I can't walk

out on the man that I love.

You hear me?

Just let me rest in peace.

You feel sorry for yourself.

You lay there.

Don't expect me

to lay there with you

because I have too much

life to live.

I'm so sorry.

Come here.

Come here.

Get up.

Shut up.

I'm not gonna let you go.

Ooh, now that's a ring.

See, I told you.

I'm jealous, girl.

You got a real chance

now living the dream life.

Speaking of dream life, how

is your free check-up?

Oh, I didn't tell you?

Oh, that dude is out of breath

somewhere damn near unconscious.

- Stop it.

- What, my doctor needs a doctor.

I'm serious.

Gifts have been flowing

in ever since, honey.

Looks like you might

have found your Mr. Perfect.

Everything on the checklist

checks out, so we'll see.

All right, all right.

Here you are.

- Okay.

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