Men, Money & Gold Diggers Page #5

I'm incredibly,

incredibly tired.

Get a life.

- Baby.

- Get a degree.

Okay.

What is wrong with your friend?

I dunno...

Drama.

That boom, boom, boom!

- I like it!

- You like it?

Yeah, so you gonna put

me in your video, right?

Girl, nah, I need some

experienced hos,

not no wannabes...

Excuse me.

What are you talking about?

I am experienced.

Damon!

Did he just... did

he just call me a ho?

I want you to try this, baby.

I made it just for you.

Oh, no, I ain't trying that.

You're making something and

trying to take advantage of me.

Exactly!

Now take it today!

Ladies and gentlemen, if

I could have your attention,

gather 'round because I would

like to propose a toast'

to Caleb and Paisley on

their glorious engagement,

which of course, you know, was

announced on my show.

Yes, it was.

Be blessed, you two and may

you live happily ever after.

Amen to that.

Bobby?

What's he doing here?

Who is this?

Hey, man, this party

is invitation only.

Sorry, I just came by to say

congratulations to Paisley.

No, you better do it by email

or Facebook or something,

because you ain't

welcome here, brah.

What's up, partner?

Look, man, I'm just

in town for a hot second.

I saw your little episode

on the TV show

and I'm glad to see

you two worked it out.

I'm happy for you.

Appreciate that.

These are for you.

Keys?

Bobby, why do I need keys?

Caleb already has the keys

to my heart.

He may have the keys

to your heart, but these keys

are to the Porsche I have

parked out front.

Damn!

What the hell?

You bought me a Porsche?

Uh, look, look here, brother.

I hope you kept the receipt

'cause Paisley's

already got a ride.

I know you're not

talking about that 1920

get-out-and-go-push car she

got that you bought her.

Uh, Trina, don't you know

when to shut your damn mouth?

Nope.

Baby, he's just trying to show

his appreciation, that's all.

Baby, baby, what the

hell you think you're doing?

Forgive me, uh, Khalib, right?

Wrong...

it's Caleb.

Well, whatever...

Bobby.

I know who you are.

That's good.

That means she hasn't

forgotten.

Look, man, you ain't

got nothing to worry about.

You got yourself a

remarkable woman.

Seems she got herself a

good man, so congratulations.

Registration's in your name.

Swag!

Oh my God.

Girl, let's go!

Let's go give it a test drive!

A Porsche, honey, yeah!

We got a Porsche!

I don't think so.

Give me the keys to this.

Uh-uh, ain't

happening, not today.

Hurry up, let's go!

Caleb, why are

you being so childish?

It was just a gift.

Because ain't no man gonna

come up in my house

at my engagement party and

buy my woman no damn Porsche.

Yo, Caleb, why are

you tripping?

It's just a car, man.

I'm tripping because ain't

no brother gonna buy a woman

a damn Porsche unless he wants

something in return.

Yup.

Something like what, Caleb?

I don't know, Paisley.

Ain't got no keys...

You tell me.

I don't think I like what you're

trying to say to me, Caleb.

You see, it's her car, but

I'm sure if you sign a prenup,

she'll let you drive it.

Hey...

Ho cake.

I'm sure if I shove my fist to

the back of your throat,

- I can snatch out your tongue.

- Who are you talking to?

- Can he talk to me like that?

- I'm talking to you.

It's fine.

I will give back the keys.

He was just trying to wish me

well... wish us well.

Us?

I mean, then why is the

registration in your name only

if it's us?

Damn, bro, you

sound like you jealous.

No, this ain't about jealous.

I'm just saying,

when is the last time

you talked to this dude?

Like, last year?

- Last week.

- What?

Oh no, beat her.

Beat her ass...

Use my belt.

When was you planning

on tell me this, Paisley?

I didn't think it mattered.

Look, let's just

forget everything ever happened

and just enjoy it.

Enjoy what, Paisley?

My future wife

entertaining her ex-love?

That's right.

My ex-love.

You're just gonna

have to trust me.

I told you it would work, girl.

Another man in the picture

and you're back

in the driver's seat.

Except only this time, that seat

is attached to a Porsche.

This is not what I wanted.

Look, P, okay?

Bobby has more money,

he's ready to settle down

and you're still in

love with him.

What's the problem?

I am not in love

with Bobby anymore.

Oh really?

Then why your eyes light

up like floodlights

every time you see him?

- They do not!

- They do.

Look, you're single

till you're married, girl.

Give Bobby a chance.

See what he's talking about.

Ooh, that's my alarm.

- Yep, gotta go.

- Where you going?

Girl, I met this rich doctor.

He says that

every time he sees me,

he just feels like giving

me a free check-up!

I told him if his checkbook

checks out then hell,

he can spin me like a bottle.

I don't care as long as he

keeps paying that tab.

Peace, girl, love you.

- You too.

- Call me!

Come in.

Trina, what did you forget?

Bobby, you cannot

keep popping up in here!

What if Caleb was here?

Oh, he's not here.

No.

But he will be when

he gets back from work.

I just had to see you.

I got so excited when you

called, I-l couldn't wait.

I just called you to tell you

that I can't keep the Porsche.

It's too much.

Not for you.

Why are you showing me all

this attention all of a sudden?

'Cause I miss

having you in my life.'

When I was in your life,

I played second string

to all these NBA clients.

I was building my career.

You should have

built your career with me.

I know.

But you should have waited.

You were supposed

to go for LA for a week

and then send for me.

I sent you a plane ticket.

Bobby, that was

two years later!

How much waiting can there be?

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Now I was trying to go

from rich to wealthy.

Well, you're too late

'cause I moved on.

So move back.

Let me make it up to you.

You know I... I opened

an office downtown.

You did what?

I thought you

were just gonna...

I know, you thought I

was passing through.

I just didn't want your little

boyfriend raising no eyebrows.

My fiance.

What's in a title?

Look, the point is, my

clients come to me now.

So I can come to you and give

you anything you want.

Not if I don't want it.

You want to be with a man who

wants you to sign a prenup

when you could be with a

man who's going to give you

anything your heart desires.

What my heart desires

is somebody that's going

to be there.

And I will, woman.

I will.

I'm gonna love you.

I'm gonna love you so deep

that your grandma's grandma

gonna feel it in her bones.

Your knees are gonna

buckle when I step in the room.

Mmm.

On your way out...

Not even gonna

think about your body.

Gonna be making

love to you so...

I can't do this!

- Come on.

- No, it ain't right!

Why are you trying to make

this so hard on me?

I was just trying to get

you to follow your heart.

What?

That's all.

Hmm?

Look, Caleb's gonna be home!

- You gotta go.

- No, no.

Then let's go to your crib.

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