Men, Money & Gold Diggers Page #4

I'll tell Sway.

Man, get out of here.

Oh, like, oh my God,

you guys are, like,

so cute together.

You know what?

Just 'cause it's cute

don't mean it won't kill you.

I just hope he don't mess up

my engagement party.

Are you coming?

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, of course.

Um, Caleb?

Mm-hmm.

There's an opening

in the London office

and the partners think that...

I should apply.

What...

London?

You're kidding, right?

No.

I mean, there's not anything

really left for me here.

There's plenty.

We just got here.

We got a good thing going.

You can't just leave.

Look, tell me what

you want and you got it.

I don't think you can

give it to me, Caleb.

I forbid you to leave.

If you leave, you're fired.

Okay, see, this is why

I didn't want to tell you.

You overreact to everything.

I'm just thinking about it.

Who put you up to this?

Nobody!

Okay, look, I'm here now,

so let's just enjoy the moment.

- Cool?

- Cool.

Now, I want you

looking your best, right?

Hold on.

Come on, your mama

would be upset with you,

Mr. Junior Partner.

All right.

Thank you.

Wait, wait, wait.

- What?

- Come here.

Come here.

What?

I want you looking

your best too,

Miss Junior Partner Assistant.

My junior partner assistant.

- Caleb!

- What?

Stop it!

What is it?

Look, why you wanna

leave all this?

Huh?

Caleb, what are you doing?

I promised myself I'd do

this when I made partner.

This is your world, honey.

Okay, and as your friend,

I am telling you,

you are not signing no prenup.

Hmm.

You have been there for

Caleb through thick and thin.

- Yeah, I have.

- Uh-huh.

That's what I'm

trying to tell you.

You gotta have some kind of

insurance policy on him.

I got an idea.

Someone to make him jealous.

Oh, uh-uh,

Trina.

I am done with games.

Yoo hoo, Sister Winslow

in the building!

Yoo hoo!

I'll be right back,

I gotta talk to her.

Sandra, you look nice with...

when you dress up like that!

You had a great

show today, Sandra.

Ooh, come here.

I was thinking, you

ought to let me co-host.

Honey, me and you could me

the new Oprah and Gayle!

No, no, no, I don't

need another co-ho... st.

How did she break that up?

Paisley,

congratulations, sweetie.

Thank you.

You know you

started something, right?

Oh, guilty as charged,

but my ratings went

through the roof, honey.

Mm, at the expense

of our relationship.

Well, you know what they say.

Every good relationship needs to

go through a challenge or two.

Who says that?

I say that.

Whoo, you ladies look good!

Mmm.

Can I get ya'll

something to drink?

Lionel, you a waiter, too?

Yeah, just a little

something-something

I do on the side...

What can I get you?

How many sides you got?

Mm, however many you

think you can handle, baby.

Please.

Tell this man it's going

to take more than a tray table

and plumber to

drain these pipes.

Perhaps you'd like a

screwdriver, baby...

I'll have a Merlot.

That's what you gonna get.

If I was your co-host, I would

have let you know it's Mer-lot.

You see what I'm saying?

Me and you could

do good together.

I would let you know,

if I was the co-host.

Do you speak French?

Speak of the devil

and he will show his face.

See that?

I told you you might be

his trophy wife,

but that thing there,

that's his girlfriend

and why you getting

shelved, guess who gonna be

getting slipped up under

your bed sheets?

Yup...

Ugly Betty.

Betty le fea!

What's up?

- We need to talk.

- About what?

Why are you gonna come up

in here with her like that?

People looking at ya'll like

ya'll are the ones engaged.

What people, you and Trina?

Congratulations, you two.

I'm sure heaven is so

excited about this union.

Thank you.

And I'm sure hell can't

wait for you to come back home.

- Sorry about that.

- It's okay, Caleb.

As Mama always said,

never back a woman in a corner

'cause you never know when

you find a tramp.

What'd you say...

Did you say, "tramp?"

Is something wrong with you?

Ladies and gentlemen, Just Us

Records would like to showcase

some of our new talent,

so please,

put your hands together

for my friend, my homie, Sway.

Who you...

Oh, he's Sway!

Let me see!

Hey, I like this!

Yeah.

"I like her this

and that, that."

"Make my heart

pitter pat, pat."

"She blows a kiss at Sway."

"Then waits for

him to come tap that."

"I like the cat on that, that"

"it's yummy too

she glad, glad."

"I hate to see her mad man"

"it makes me like a mad man."

"I dress up like a bad man."

"Tie up the nearest ad man."

"I hold him hostage."

"Till they send

in Kevin Spacey grandad."

"I'm just saying I get

off of my rocker."

"When she in the bad mood."

"Or when we round

some cockblockers."

"I need it like clockwork."

"On call."

"I'll agree to stop

being a jerk"

"if you agree to have a ball."

"Matter of fact why don't you

just go and have them both"

"but you don't

you get too greedy baby"

"save some room for more"

"cause I got

that G-D for you baby"

"you got that boom,

boom, boom."

"Go and grab the "Troni."

"And meet me inside the

boom boom room."

"I'mma warm the room up and."

"Zoom up inside

your boom boom boom."

"So don't you get to

acting all shy... why."

"Cause girl you got that

boom, boom, boom."

"That boom, boom, boom."

"That boom, boom, boom."

"Yeah baby "cause Sway

will make you."

"Boom, boom, boom."

"Go boom, boom, boom."

"Go boom, boom, boom."

"She got that she got that."

"Boom, boom, boom."

"That boom, boom, boom."

"That boom, boom, boom."

"Yeah girl Sway will make

you boom, boom, boom."

"Go boom, boom, boom."

"Go boom, boom, boom."

"And boom go the dynamite."

"She got that dynamite."

"Not just things I kinda like."

"But what I'd fantasize

about if it were 25 to life."

"Yeah she fine, all right."

"She's throwing

curves like baseball."

"Meaning you can hit it if

your time is right."

"She's so sexy that what

might start off as kinda like."

"Might turn into whoa,

whoa, whoa."

"You just can't

show it any time of night."

"I'm not the silent type."

"In fact I'm

kind of violent like."

"Cause I boom, boom, boom

that boom, boom, boom."

"Until she like Sway

you got that boom, boom, boom."

"That boom, boom, boom."

"That boom, boom, boom."

"Yeah baby until you make it

boom, boom, boom."

"Go boom, boom, boom."

"Go boom, boom, boom."

"She got that, she

got that boom, boom, boom."

"That boom, boom, boom

that boom, boom, boom."

"Yeah girl 'cause Sway will

make you boom, boom, boom."

"Go boom, boom, boom

go boom, boom, boom."

"And boom go the dynamite."

Whoa, man, that

was off the hook!

- You like that?

- Yeah!

That was so great.

Thank you, thank you.

Man, I told you,

I told you I am somebody.

I don't care what nobody

say, I'm signing me.

It's going down.

I told you.

I told you that

was a brilliant idea.

You did, you did.

Yeah, well, you know,

it's been a really long evening

at the office.

I think I'm just going to turn

in a little early tonight.

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