Men in Black 3 Page #6
Or it's the future where the
pastrami sandwich I'm eating
causes me gastric distress.
Thankfully, your friend offers
the antacids he carries
in his right pocket, so good.
I'll be good.
Except in the future where
I have to leave in two minutes
before he has a chance
to offer me the antacids,
so on the whole, I'd have to say
not good. I am not good.
But that depends.
K!
How will we find this guy?
What am I, a schmuck?
He's here?
"Here" is a relative term.
He's a fifth dimensional being.
They can live in and visualize
an infinite set
of time-space probabilities
simultaneously.
Sounds like fun. Good work.
Whoa, whoa. K, K, K.
You gotta fake my death, okay?
I can't listen to sitar music anymore.
All right, I'll see what I can do.
I'll talk to X.
K, I can't tell
the women from the men.
May I see your watch?
Oh, it is 7:
18.No, no, your other watch,
the one your father gave you.
How do you know
about my father's watch?
[OVER SPEAKERS]
# Strange brew # #
Oh, dear.
This is the one
where Roman is dead
and the gentleman at the
bowling alley. So much death.
Such an infinitesimally
small chance for success.
K!
Griffin, right?
We're here...
Because of Boris.
We think he's coming...
To kill me.
He'll be here in minutes
unless we're in
the future
where he made the lights
and is about
to shoot from the door,
in which case we're all dead.
Ah, good,
that was a close one.
K, I need a space gun.
GRIFFIN:
The Boglodites
consume any planet
in their path.
Mine, Roman's, the Parlaxians'.
I tried to stop them, but if we stop
them here, if we deny them Earth,
we can stop them.
They'll starve before
they reach the next planet.
[STOMACH GROWLING]
Pfft. Sixty-three seconds.
How do we do that?
Stop them?
What? Oh!
Sorry. I have something for you.
A gift. It can protect you.
I had to hide it from Boris,
but if you find me again,
I'll give it to you.
Thank you. What a game!
Amazing! It's a real miracle!
Whoa. What do you mean?
What miracle?
Thirty seconds. I have to go.
No, we got you.
Negative possibilities are
multiplying as we speak.
- Okay.
- Twenty seconds.
All right.
We got it, relax.
If your watch is broken
and I have gastric...
MAN:
Fly! Find your place in the world!
GRIFFIN:
Oh, dear.
Boris is coming through that door
in 12,
11, 10...
Wait!
Did you have chocolate milk?
What...? Yes.
GRIFFIN:
Cindy.
[GRUNTS]
J:
K!
- Griffin!
- Got him.
[ALL CLAMORING]
[GUNSHOT]
[BORIS LAUGHING]
Damn it!
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTING]
Ouch!
I'm good, I'm good.
What you got?
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Damn it! We had him!
Relax, Cochise. We'll find him.
First of all, my name is J, okay?
It's not "son," it's not "slick"
and it damn sure ain't no "Cochise."
we're running out of time
and there's an invasion coming.
You're not really recognizing
my voicial intensity.
Oh, but there was one guy
who could help.
Hey, Griffin! Griffin! Where's Griffin?
Griffin. Where's Griffin at, K?
He's gone. If Boris gets to him
before we do, that's no bueno.
We need pie.
- What?
- My granddaddy always said:
"If you got a problem
you can't solve,
it helps to get out of
your head." Pie. It's good.
- Pie?
- Yeah.
Your granddaddy, heavyset man?
- A little bit.
- Yeah, you know what?
We've been doing smart stuff.
We've been following clues,
doing police work.
It might be time
we do something stupid.
Something that ain't got
nothing to do with nothing.
Now, I want some pie, K.
I want some pie.
Let's go get dumb-ass pie.
Sounds good.
[CHAD & JEREMY'S "A SUMMER
[SIGHS]
# Sweet, sleepy warmth
[SIGHS]
Uh-uh.
Mm.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Mm.
# They say that all good things
Must end someday # #
Hmm...
Have any specials?
He'll have what he always has after
he reads the menu for 10 minutes
and asks about specials.
with a nasty piece of cheddar.
I'll have the strawberry-rhubarb.
It's my last meal,
I'm gonna splurge.
World-class serial killer out there
and we're having pie.
What do you do
in your spare time, stretch?
Oh!
See, I sense you're not embracing
the concept here.
Pie don't work unless you let it.
I'm gonna let it.
And you say we don't talk?
You go ahead. Ask me any question.
Anything you want.
As long as it doesn't have to do
with the case. Just let her rip.
What's up with you and O?
Me and O?
Ha-ha-ha.
Yeah, you and O.
All right, all right.
All right, this is it.
A while back, I was assigned
to keep tabs on a musician.
Mick Jagger?
He's in this British band,
the Rolling Stones.
Rings a bell.
We believed he was on the planet
So I was in London
and that's when I met O.
Just smart. Funny. A great smile.
And we find ourselves in this pub,
which is a bar, all right?
Warm beer and
the worst food you ever ate.
We just played darts
till the sun came up.
Neither of us wanted to leave.
What the hell happened
to you, man?
I don't know.
It hasn't happened yet.
Come on, what about you, slick?
In the future, you got yourself a girl?
I got you.
MAN 1:
I cannot believethis, freaking New York Mets.
MAN 2:
Total losers!
It's a rough time
to be a Mets fan.
Tell me about it.
That's funny. The Mets
actually win it all this year.
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm serious.
Oh, I'm sure.
your buddies down there
the Amazing Mets
and the Miracle Mets.
What?
What you got there, hoss?
The Archanan said, "It's amazing!
It's a miracle! I'll see you at the game."
I know where he is.
Told you to trust the pie.
K:
If Griffin's here for a game,he's either too early or too late.
J:
He's here. We just gottafind him before Boris does.
It's time to give you
your things back,
partner.
You get some pie in you,
you get all mushy.
I'm just tired
of carrying your stuff.
GRIFFIN:
Boo! Ah, come onnow! All right! Let's go,
Mets!
Let's go, Mets! Let's go,
- Mets! Let's go, Met...
- Griffin?
Oh!
You're just in time!
Unless this is the one where Robinson
bad-hops it past third, it's almost over.
Whoo!
Are we missing
something?
The game.
[CROWD CHEERING]
J:
Whoa.
So this is how you see things?
This is amazing.
It's a gigantic pain in the ass.
But it has its moments.
This game doesn't happen
till October.
It's always October
and November and March.
So many futures, and all real.
Don't know which will coalesce.
Until then, they're all happening.
Like this one, it's my favorite moment
in human history.
All the things that had to converge
for the Mets to win the World Series.
They were in last place every single
season until they won it all.
You said you had a gift.
That baseball,
thrown for the last out of game five,
manufactured in '62 by Spalding
of Chicopee, Massachusetts,
was aerodynamically flawed
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