Men in Black II Page #6

-Three minutes to launch.

- Jay!

Three minutes to launch.

Hello, Jay. Long time.

Jarra! What's up, man?

You look great.

- What's it been? Five years?

- And 42 days.

You count every one

when you're locked away.

You shouldn't have tried to steal

our ozone. Be there in one minute.

You shouldn't have tried to steal

our ozone. Be there in one minute.

You shouldn't have tried to steal

our ozone. Be there in one minute.

You shouldn't have tried to steal

our ozone. Be there in one minute.

You shouldn't have tried to steal

our ozone. Be there in one minute.

You shouldn't have tried to steal

our ozone. Be there in one minute.

Over our dead titanium bodies!

Two minutes.

Let's play this one by ear.

- I should have vaporized you before.

- You really did love Lauranna.

Didn't you, Kay?

You silly little man.

Two minutes to launch.

Just go, I'll be fine!

What you talking about?

I'm winning.

Jarra, you are under arrest

for being that ugly...

...and for making that many copies.

Surrender!

I want him in pieces.

Jarra Jr. Is going, going...

...gone!

- Rectum.

- Damn near killed him!

Never get tired of that one.

- Where do we shut off the power?

- Don't know.

- I'm fine. I'll be there in a minute.

- No, he won't.

Down to one now, Jarra!

Thirty seconds to launch.

Fifteen seconds to launch.

Ten seconds to launch.

Eight.

Seven.

Six.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

Launch terminated.

- What did you mean, leave you?

- Well, he took your gun.

Cracked your head.

Slammed you across the room.

- Half the time you were on your back.

- Look, that's how I fight.

You've lost, you insignificant speck.

You've wasted 25 years

of my time, and for what?

The total annihilation of Zartha.

All because you went mushy.

I'll give you one last chance

to surrender, you slimy invertebrate.

- What are you gonna do to stop me?

- Not me. Him.

Your flight's been cancelled.

Shut down power. Shut down power.

Buttons, buttons. I'm guessing...

Yeah.

- Worms!

- Sorry.

- Give me the bracelet.

- I'm going with you.

Everybody in the car.

Everybody.

This bracelet is what

everybody's been after?

It's often something small.

It's not the Light.

It tells us the departure point.

If we don't get there in 11 minutes...

...that bracelet will go nuclear

and destroy Earth.

What?!

Hello.

- Wait.

- I know what I'm doing.

Damn.

- Modified to hyper-speed!

- Seat belts.

What's that?

At hyper-speed, you have

to use the navigational stalk.

Toggle switches for the ailerons.

Joysticks for the stabilizer and rudder.

I just want you to know...

Hold on to that for one second.

Computer, worms.

I said, " B*tch, if you don't want me

to kick your skinny Zone Diet ass...

...turn around and exit the planet."

-Frank, where are you?

Main hall, egg display.

We're taking fire.

Kay pushed the red button.

Computer at MiB can destroy

bogey. I'll walk you through it.

Jay? Frank. You were the best darn

partner a Remoolian could ever have.

Godspeed.

Frank? Frank?

Okay, here we go, automatic pilot.

- It is not automatic piloting.

- He doesn't operate at hyper-speed.

- I could use a steering wheel!

- This is what we got.

- Didn't you ever have a Game Boy?

- What's that?

You know what? Move.

That is not the navigational stalk!

Okay, straight down.

Idiots.

Subway may not be the best place

to lose her.

- Where is he?

- He?

Jeff. Hang on!

Oops.

Teeth.

Running out of time, Kay.

Where is the Light?

Right here.

- What?

- What, I'm the Light?

- No. No way.

- You have a planet to save.

You're mistaken. I work at a pizzeria.

Two days ago, I was running a post

office. You are who you are.

Laura, you are the Light.

The leader of your people.

Their spirit and their hope.

The power is within you

to save a planet.

I protected you until it was

your time. Your time is now.

You will save a world.

You know things before they happen.

- I'm a Libra.

- You're Zarthan.

- When you get sad, it rains.

- Lots of people get sad when it rains.

It rains because you're sad, baby.

It's not fair.

Never is.

We are who we are...

...even if we sometimes forget.

Jeff, I am so not in the mood for you!

Get back in the subway!

Now!

That's not good.

Wait! No!

Jay!

I cannot emphasize strongly enough how

much we need you on that transport.

Laura! You have to go!

Oh, jeez.

Go. He's fine.

He does this all the time.

Nope!

About to lay the smackdown

on your candy ass.

Laura! It's your destiny!

I was talking, Kay!

Hey! No biting.

If you don't go, we all die.

You're just as beautiful

as your mother.

Kay? A little help?

Kay?

Might I suggest a bigger gun?

- Kid?

- Yeah.

- Thanks for bringing me back.

- No problem.

Why didn't you tell me?

Would you have let her go?

So, what's it like on the outside?

Not doing this every day?

It's nice.

Sleep late on the weekends.

Watch the Weather Channel.

I did miss this city.

So Laura is Princess Lauranna's

daughter.

- Did y'all...?

- MiB's a mess. Let's go, kid.

Let's go?

Thousands of people in New York

and New Jersey saw our little event.

Plan needs to be thought out.

Plan needs to be cool. What you...?

Kid, I'll get you trained yet.

I want one of those.

Damn!

- Hey.

- Hey.

- How you doing?

- I'm good.

We've all been there. The girl is gone

and it hurts. Wanna talk?

- No.

- I can help.

No.

Still sulking?

- No.

- Yeah.

You miss her. It happens to all of us.

I knew this hot young thing.

When our bodies were in the positions

of the Kamasutra...

Zed!

Come on, man! Damn!

I'll tell you about dames.

They say they want to be scratched,

but they really want:

Hey! Frank.

What? Still sitting shiva?

Want my advice?

No. No advice.

No talking.

Hell, no.

Fellas, I swear, I'm fine.

All hail Jay! All hail Jay!

- I brought them from Grand Central.

- Why put them in my locker?

I thought it would put things

in perspective.

It's kind of sad.

We need to let them out.

They need to know the world

is bigger than that.

Still a rookie.

Whoa.

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