Mere Dad Ki Maruti Page #2

Dad! Daddy!

Wow, new car.

Wow.

Why is your network down today?

Tej has bought a new car.

Tej?

Really? Like seriously?

Yes. He's bought a red Ertiga,

fully loaded.

Then why are we in a rickshaw, dude?

Because that car is not for me!

What? Who is it for then?

The one Tej loves the most, and

wishes that I were more like him!

For Raj?

My whole life everyone has

wanted me to be more like Raj.

Gattu bro, had I been

like that loser Raj,

the car would have been mine!

Do you think I look cool in

this rickshaw? - Hell, no!

No wonder Jasleen never looks at me!

Dude, she never looks at you anyway!

You've been window-shopping for

a year and feeling sentimental.

She doesn't even know your name.

Gattu, only a monkey can climb

a tree and that monkey is me.

Yeah, right!

- Stop talking sh*t.

Daljit, that builder!

I'll slide and unlock him one day.

Flies enter his mouth,

whenever he opens it.

I wonder what Jasleen sees in him!

He has a sports car, dude.

And Raj has an Ertiga.

Why do all these

undeserving people in..

...the world get the

best things in life?

Please listen. Please, baby.

Stop it, Daljit. Don't

act as if you care for me.

Acting? Why would I act?

I seriously love you.

You want to wear short dresses,

right? Fine. No problem.

But only in front of me! That's all.

Daljit, do you love me?

Yes I do!

Do you think I am hot?

Smoking hot, sweetheart.

And my legs?

They are the world's hottest legs!

- Really?

- Absolutely! Exactly!

So why should I be unfair to the

world and hide my lovely legs!

K Thanks Bye!

Oh lord!

I would've never let

her hide her legs.

Such epic legs should be display pics!

Why worry if they are waxed!

Guts!

- Just!!

Baby, baby! Just listen, please!

If your decision to

break up is final..

...then at least do it

after tonight's party.

Last minute, neither

of us will get dates.

We will have to go alone!

Alone?! And me? You will go alone!

I am Chandigarh's Shakira!

I never go to a party alone!

My hips might but my lips don't lie.

Pick me up at ten.

Bye.

Madam pen?

Is that four?

Hello, who's this?

Hi Jasleen, it's Sameer.

Which one? Puri, Khanna or Randhawa?

It's Sammer, err, Khullar.

Sameer err Khullar, do I know you?

Jasleen, you gave me

your number today, remember?

You wrote your name on

my hand with a felt pen

and I really felt a

solid connection between us.

So.

- So?

So, where do I come at ten?

Where do I come

- Meaning?

You told me pick to

pick you up at ten!

Hello! Are you psychic?

You mean psycho?

Same difference, only...

Please don't say no, Jasleen. Please!

Please! Only one date.

It's Jazzlin. - Err, Jas,

Jazzlin. Please don't refuse!

Please, Jazzlin! Please. K.

Please don't refuse!

Please, Jazzlin! Please.

I said K.

Tacky! What if she's just fooling you?

What if you get stood up?

You know the reputation of

the hostel girls, right?

Gattu, don't burst my dream bubble.

Okay, fine. She's agreed for now...

how will you impress her further?

Tell me?

No way. No flipping way, Sameer.

- Yes way, Gattu.

Have you ever seen a hero impressing

a girl on a local transport bus?

CTU Bus?

I'll take the new car out sometime.

I'll come back and parallel park.

No one will know...

The entire Khullar madhouse is

busy with the wedding preparations.

Mom is teaching Tanvi how to dance.

She and all our cousins are busy..

...practicing their

She's planning a

performance for loser Raj.

Breaking News

Car thieves now steal

cars dressed as the police.

These car thieves are

duping innocent people.

Bye, Granny.

Uncles get drunk and

curse the corrupt government.

From top to bottom, all the

government officials are corrupt.

Corrupt. Corrupt. Corrupt.

Anti-Corruption

officials are the most corrupt.

Absolutely.

I love Marutis.

There is no car like the Maruti.

It's great value for money.

Well done, Tej.

What's the average?

She never runs out of gas!

This is not a car.

Not a car?

What is it then?

It's a LUV my friend, it's a LUV.

Life Utility Vehicle.

Cheers!

- Cheers!

Crap! My drink is finished.

Let's get another drink

and charge our batteries!

This is also a great Maruti...

Yes, I bought this for my Shalu...

Jasleen, it's Sameer.

Sameer err Khullar.

Please come, I'm here.

Jasleen.

- It's Jazzlin.

You're... you're looking...

I know... I'll stop

the traffic, right?

Yeah! You're looking hot,

like a fruit punch.

Thanks.

- Come let's go!

Sorry, sorry.

Careful... your skirt!

Please drop me back to

my hostel by midnight.

Okay... Jazzline!

Please park carefully, buddy.

Don't worry, sir, I do this everyday.

Cheers, Jasleen.

So Sameer, what do you do,

other than college?

I do locking, popping,

b-boying and krumping. - Interesting.

So tell me, how many

girls have you gone out with?

To tell you the truth, no

one's even looked at me yet.

However, in school I

did have a girlfriend.

Manpreet Bhullar. You know,

Bhullar and Khullar.

But it was kind of long

distance so it didn't go anywhere.

You mean Chandigarh to Canada?

No, I mean from one side of

the classroom to the other!

Do you just want to

sit here with a drink

or should I show you my locking,

popping and shopping?

Only for you Because you are so hot.

Only for you Because you are so hot.

My heart is a balloon Fill it up soon

I am so restless, Come to me soon.

Oh baby listen You're my passion

I am your lover To

love you, is my mission

Yeah

I have loved you I still love you

I will always love you

I have loved you I still love you

I will always love you

Only for you

Because you are so hot.

Only for you

Because you are so hot.

Come on, honey...

I always thought you were a fool

But your personality is super-cool

You are a good man

Now I am your fan.

I won't break your heart ever

Guarantee of my love is forever.

Yeah

I have loved you

I still love you

I will always love you

I have loved you

I still love you

I will always love you

Only for you

Because you are so hot.

Only for you

Because you are so hot.

Come on, honey...

I am a romantic king I

will give you a sexy ring

I will take your

other lovers for a swing

I am a romantic king I

will give you a sexy ring

I will take your

other lovers for a swing

I'll swing them

around And throw them out.

You are handsome

I am awesome

There are a lot of men

But I want to be in your den.

Let me ring the strings of your

heart as you know I am so smart

Put your left leg out and right leg in

You have made me fall for you

I am in love with you

You have made me fall for you

I am in love with you

I will always love you

I am in love with you

I am in love with you

I am in love with you

I am in love with you

I am in love with you

Only for you

Because you are so hot.

Only for you

Because you are so hot.

Tomorrow evening, 5pm at Million Mugs.

See you. Sleep sweet.

Because you are so hot.

Only for you

Park my car.

Dude! I'm not a valet!

Excuse me, hot wheels!

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