Mere Dad Ki Maruti Page #3

Want to go for a ride?

Your brother hung out with

"It's Jazzlin" at the Gehri Route!

You know...

You know... she's not a girl...

You mean a she-male?

No! She's like Honey Singh's rap,

like beer on the tap.

And you are full of crap!

I don't see any future in this...

So stop being desperate.

Hey you prince of negativity,

she is meeting your

brother tomorrow for coffee.

You know what coffee means?

Not just any coffee.

"A-lot

- Can-happen-over-coffee" coffee.

Stop drinking, you'll throw up again.

Damn!

You puked on my I-phone.

Sh*t, cops!

We were just leaving.

Where are you going?

What are you up to??

Making an MMS of the girl?

No, sir. Not at all!

You think I'm an idiot?

- No, sir.

I don't believe you.

Ask your girlfriend to

step out of the car.

Excuse me, I'm not

his girlfriend, okay?

Fine boyfriend then?

Just step out please.

What have you given her?

The date drug?

- No, sir. Absolutely not.

Excuse me! I'm not drunk, okay?

She seems to have drunk the

entire bar down but "I'm not drunk!"

Look, I can walk.

Hey, stop.

- Running for my life!

Where are you going?

Please take this "Excuse Me" with you!

Come back.

I'll drop you on the bullet now.

Hot wheels, aah!

Excuse me!

You dance well, senti fellow

I should've joined

the summer dance class.

Dancing is not for you.

Are you sure, bro?

Buddy, can you get my car please?

Sir your, card?

Not card, buddy, car. C-A-R.

It's a red Ertiga. Hurry up please.

Sir, I think you are mistaken.

We haven't parked any red Ertiga.

Yes, we have a red Alto.

Gattu, why do people think of

small cars when they look at me?

We drank the booze, but

it's hit him, I think.

Sir, please listen to me.

- Come on valet guy, do your job!

Sir, sir how can I bring your

car when I haven't even parked it?

Don't joke, buddy... it's not funny.

You're the one who's joking, sir.

I've seen enough like you,

wearing fake Rado watches

asking for keys to expensive cars...

Got it?

Hey, how dare you!

Sorry.

Dude, are you sure you

gave the keys to the valet?

Then who else would I

give them to? Jazzy B?

Don't be smart! Think hard,

who did you give the keys to?

Do you think the bogus

police stole your car?

Use a flashlight and see if

there is a brain in your head or not?

Car thieves wear cop uniforms,

not valet uniforms, you idiot.

Stop scaring me!

Do you think the car got towed?

Come. Hurry up, let's check.

Amrit, there is nothing going

on with the first floor woman,

I'm only yours.

Hello, sir. We are Sameer and Gattu.

By any chance did you or your

friends tow our car from Madhya Marg?

Towing? At 2 am!

Are you boys crazy?

Were you drinking and driving?

Hell no! Just tonic water.

Whose name is the car registered in?

Tej!

Sir, I think I know where the car

is... it's slowly

coming back to me. Come on.

Should we ask them, in

case they have seen the car?

Forget it, he's with his girlfriend.

Excuse me!

I'm not his girlfriend, okay?

Okay!

Do you recall anything?

Who did you give the keys to?

There is a limit to screwing up.

We are done for...

By the way, are you

feeling a sense of pride?

Only you could have lost

such a big car, by God!

Gattu, we need to think of a

replacement plan by tomorrow morning.

Otherwise Tej will bury me alive!

Not tomorrow morning my friend, today.

This morning!

Tej, are you going to

have bills for breakfast?

Shalu, for the next year

I will be eating bills for breakfast,

lunch and dinner!

We are spending in lacs...

And we still haven't received

any bills from Shivalik Farm.

I don't know what's going to happen!

Come, son, sit down.

Sameer!

Wow! I can't believe it.

Son, are you free this evening?

I'm sorry for asking but tonight

is your sister's cocktail function.

Oh come on, dad, I know that!

Shalu, he knows that! He knows that.

Give me your blessings?

"I know that" I believe.

You've started again!

Okay, fine. Shalu, I'm

taking the Ertiga to the office.

Okay? - But dad, the

car belongs to the loser!

Sameer! Is this the way to

address your brother-in-law?

Stupid buffoon!

Leave it now, you go!

Why is the lock not opening?

Wrong keys...

Who's going to get the

right ones? Your dad?

Dad why don't you

take the Swift instead?

Stupid buffoon!

Save me, God!

Lovely-Giggly-Cutie-Princie...

Come on kids, let's go home...

If mummy and daddy catch you,

they will be angry.

Your boyfriend's left?

Silly boy. Let's go inside.

Come on now!

Okay, great. Sounds good.

Please make sure you

make the cocktails..

...with the cheapest

vodka for tonight's function.

How about some discount?

Five per cent? Okay, at least two?

Okay, just one per cent for

my happiness? Please, please.

I can't tell you what you need

to achieve in the next 70 mins.

All I can tell you

is that after 70 mins,

Tej will come home for lunch and

not find the car in the garage.

Then he will take a hockey

stick and beat the crap out of us.

And if today Tej plays the

best hockey of his life,

then even God can't

save us. Best of luck

Yes, sir, how can I help you?

We want a red Ertiga.

Certainly, sir,

is your dad joining us as well?

Why? Is there a "Dads

only" board outside?

I'm very sorry, sir.

Please come this way.

Okay, sir...

This is the latest Maruti Ertiga.

It's a proper seven-seater

car with foldable rear seats

to increase the boot space.

It's available in six

variants with two engine options.

How much is it?

With registration and add-ons,

only ten lacs.

Only!

- Yes, sir.

Don't you have a

scheme in which we pay only

five-ten thousand as a down payment?

And spend the rest of

our lives selling our souls

to pay the remaining instalments?

Yes, Gattu?

Correct!

Sir, test-drive a car and

you might actually win one!

I went to the market and

bought a pair of slippers

My dad's Maruti flew away

with a pair of flippers.

Sir, the people sitting behind

never feel they are sitting behind.

Pull the second row

lever and you will straight

away be in the third row.

If you are sleepy then fold both

the rows and your flat bed is ready

That's why we say it's

not a car, it's a LUV!

Life Utility Vehicle.

And this car belongs to "the loser".

And you are the idiot who

lost this car in one day!

Get out of the way.

This car is my dad's love

However if I lose it

- Honey Maasi!

I will lose my breath

It seems it will be my death

But my heart, take a chill pill

I don't care if it's late night still.

I will drive all night at will.

It's original.

It's midnight still

My dad's Maruti

wants to drive even more

wants to break the border My dad's

Maruti wants to dash into Lahore.

My dad's Maruti

wants to drive even more

My dad's Maruti

It's not a car, sir, it's a LUV!

Hi, how are you? Sameer?

- Yes, yes. I'm Irfan.

Please ask your friend to relax.

He can get even stolen

choppers here, if he wants!

Even if you give us free choppers

today, we will only take an Ertiga.

Don't worry, you'll get it.

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