Mere Dad Ki Maruti Page #4

By the way, where are we

going to get this chopper?

We are going to

Brother Hussain's garage.

Is he like a

Gangster-brother or a Brother-Brother?

Irfan, where have you got us?

Come, come.

Chotu... you moron!

What kind of tea is this?

There is no sugar?

Hussain Bro!

- What's he saying?

I think he is referring

to sugar-free in Urdu...

Wow Irfan, looks like

today's food will be delicious!

The lamb looks meaty.

Kids, how can I help you today?

Hello, sir, we are Sameer and Gattu.

We want a Maruti Ertiga.

Really? Wonderful.

This is what I call true love.

She has arrived just today,

And her lovers have come seeking her.

As they say, love and

stink cannot be hidden!

Sir, you lost me at love.

Sir, not love! Ertiga!

We need one in red. Right away.

Son, this car is not the sky

that will stay blue forever.

True.

- Irfan, can you please translate?

He is saying, he will paint

the car red. - Super duper!

When can we get the car?

What will it cost us?

Give me six. You can

take the car tomorrow.

Six? As in six lacs!

Tomorrow? Hell, no!

Hussain bhai, can you

please reduce the price?

We are in trouble as

it is... please help us.

Next time we want to buy a

stolen car, we will come to you.

In fact, we will never buy

an original car ever again.

Fine. Give me five. I

cannot reduce it any further.

Okay, sir. Done. Advance?

One second.

My savings?

The balance on delivery. Please, sir.

Listen, kid, you should

know that I am a warrior.

Got that!

If you misbehave,

I promise on Allah, I will paint

the moon red, with your blood.

This car we get only tomorrow...

How do we manage today?

Chill out, Gattu.

- I have a plan.

Dahiya Rent A Car.

Are you seeing this?

When do you need the car?

Today, as in right now.

Today? Sorry, not possible.

This car has already been

booked for 6pm this evening.

So can't we have the car until 6pm?

Senior Dahiya has booked this car

himself. No one can change that.

Dahiya, brother, I'm

sure you can help us!

I would've helped you had

Dhaiya senior been in Chandigarh.

Look! Dhaiya senior is there!

That's Dahiya junior.

Dahiya senior is his father.

He's Junior!

What's the matter?

These boys want a car.

Hello, uncle. We are Sameer and Gattu.

We are in deep trouble.

In short, if we leave without a

red Ertiga my father will screw me.

Please, sir, please, sir.

Gehlot, give these boys the keys.

You'd better return

the car by 6pm sharp,

if not, you will have to

deal with my dad directly.

Definitely!

The hire is 3000 per day.

Okay, right?

Sir, it's yours.

This is a red colour beauty

With a pretty bonnet, yet heavy duty.

All cars fade away

When this beauty makes her way.

Come folks, sit with me

Come folks, sit with me

Let's move in style, let the rest see.

It's midnight still

My dad's Maruti

wants to drive even more

My dad's Maruti

wants to drive even more

My dad's Maruti

wants to break the border

Wow! What a beautiful necklace!

Is it for the engagement, Tanvi?

No, Honey aunty, for

the wedding ceremony.

How much is it?

Only five lacs.

It's really worth it!

Tej has spent good money this time.

Nice! I like it.

But I can't believe we are

being made to pack Raj's trousseau.

I don't understand why Tej

makes me do all Raj related stuff.

See, he's Y-front

designer underwear for Raj.

It's kind of small.

Oh, sh*t! Jasleen's text!

It's already 4.30pm.

I have to meet Jasleen

at 5pm at Million Mugs.

What should I wear?

Sameer. Sameer.

Bro, do you have cash for cab?

Are you insane or just insane?

I'm taking the new car.

Tej is in the office so no

one's going to find out.

Stop getting stressed for nothing.

Jackass! Be it Tiger

Woods or Bill Clinton,

all great men have

been ruined by women.

You will also go down

you fool. Bloody idiot.

I'm not your brother anymore!

Go on, put on the disclaimer.

There is no one hotter than you here.

Sameer, you know for someone whose

last girlfriend didn't even know

that she was your girl friend,

you're quite a flirt.

Well let's hope my next

girlfriend knows she's my girlfriend!

I'll just be back. Hello

- Sameer.

Yes, Mr. Junior, sir.

Return the car, it's

time for the next booking.

It's almost 6pm.

- So soon!

You promised to return the car by 6pm.

If you break your promise,

my father will kill me.

You are late.

Now go directly to the bus station

and pick up the clients

and drop them at their hotel.

Hello.

Sorry. I hope you're not bored.

- Of course not.

Waiting is my favorite pastime.

That's nice. I just

need a few minutes more...

There's a small problem. I'll be back.

Gattu, you're my brother?

- Hell, no!

Gattu, please be my brother.

- Hell, no!

Please do your brother a small favour.

Not fair man! Not fair!!

Okay, tell me, how does a

Punjabi auto rickshaw know Shakespeare?

Why? - Because passengers

always say, Othello-Othello.

Very funny! - Sorry! Sorry!

- What do you think, Sameer?

By cracking a joke you

will make up for the crap

that you have pulled today?

I'm very sorry, Jasleen.

I promise you I'll do

whatever you ask of me. I swear.

Oh God, Sameer. We

are not kids any more.

What is this "I swear"? Grow up!

Jasleen, I will grow if you don't go.

Sh*t. That came out

all wrong. I'm sorry.

Fine.

Last chance.

Let's go for a drive to Kalka.

To the hills and back.

Sure, but I sent the car back home.

Awesome. Let's take rickshaw then!

Really? Jasleen?

It's Jazzline!

Come on.

Pick up the bag.

Look around... has

someone come to pick us up?

Yeah, looking. There he is!

He is standing there.

Oh yes!

Hello! Dahiya-Rent-A-Car?

I am Khosla. And you?

I am Dahiya-Rent-A -Car?

- Hey Shimpi, it's him.

Just hand it on the shoulder.

Give me that.

Don't worry, it's not

very heavy. This one too.

Son, you seem like a cool kid...

How did you end up being a driver?

Recession, uncle. Recession.

So I thought I should

help my father by driving.

Anyway, once I go to Canada,

I'll drive a cab for sure!

That's great.

How sad. He's so poor.

Son, do you even have a house or

did your family have to sell it?

I have a 2-acre bungalow!

Yes?

- Yes!

Son, how far is Hotel Park View?

Aunty, it's just around the corner.

Congratulations!

Well done, Tej.

Everything looks spectacular!

Come on, charge your batteries!

Hey, Sameer, come here.

Please meet my son.

Take their blessings.

It's Mr. and Mrs. Khosla...

Blessings, uncle.

- Hope you have a long life.

And this is Gattu, Sameer's friend.

Uncle, I have some errands

to run, I'll just be back.

Come here. Come here, son.

You here?

Are you on duty here?

Duty? What duty?

Tej, the car hire company

sent him to pick us up today.

Tell him, son.

Gattu, you're a driver?

Such a wonderful boy, but

what a tragedy hit his family.

Is this an age to be poor?

Poor? Gattu, you're poor?

Thanks to the recession his

father's business went bust.

That's why he's being

forced to be a part-time driver.

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