MicroSex Office Page #5

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and this is for duck.

For personal use only.

No problem. Good for home or travel.

Not bad for a present either.

Everyone should have one at home.

Cut the crap. Just give it to me.

Soy sauce?

Pal, stop messing with me.

We are gonna rub it on.

I didn't lie to you. If you use it on chicken,

it will bring out the chicken taste.

If you use it on duck,

it will bring out the duck taste.

Yummy House

Who brought us here?

Now, we only have a way...

to turn defeat into victory.

We have to find Curry King.

And persuade him to join our project.

But they said Curry King is hard to deal with.

Don't worry.

Mr. Curry King.

We are from China Adult Healthcare group.

We would like to talk about our joint project.

Welcome.

And you are

Ben Chow.

You know me?

Everybody knows you are Ben Chow,

the lady-charmer.

Adult Healthcare group offered you 10 times

your salary to recruit you

And you are the most handsome guy

in your field.

Thank you.

Today is your birthday.

We have got a birthday cake for you.

My birthday?

Make a wish.

Rubbish. You got fooled by me.

Are you dumb?

You want me to join your project?

Who do you think you are?

Let me tell you. Today we came here

with all sincerity

Our Curry Magic oil

is beneficial to all impotent men.

And all couples

could enjoy the pleasure of sex.

Viagra can only help those impotent men

to be potent.

But we are helping the weak guys to be strong,

the strong to be stronger.

And the stronger to be strongest.

We are the best seller in the world.

You want me to join your project? Dream on!

We want to develop an aphrodisiac aromatic oil.

Both men and women can use it.

A woman would enjoy sex if the man is virile

Ignorant.

Whether a woman enjoys sex or not,

depends on the atmosphere.

Do you know that?

Even if a man's penis is only half an inch

or can only keep it up for one and

a half minutes,

if the woman feels good about the whole thing,

she could still enjoy having sex with him.

Besides,

only men would buy your Curry Magic oil.

It's Curry Mui Fah Aromatic Oil

both men and women would buy it.

She is qualified to say that.

You better go home and rest, auntie.

What will want you?

You are the poor ugly duckling that

nobody wants.

Who said that? I'm her boyfriend.

Right, honey?

Are you the "little" guy who's only half an inch

in length and one and a half minutes long?

Hey!

We are here to talk about our joint project

not to be insulted by you.

Sorry.

I'm not interested at all,

to talk business with you people

Just go home.

What the hell! You little sh*t!

I'm gonna

beat you up.

Wanna fight.

Of course, do you know

When I'm in a fighting mode,

my face is very vicious...

I'm so scared even thinking of it.

I think my neighbors would be scared instead.

Hi...

See you next time, bye.

Bye!

Help! Where are my limbs?

My face is so painful.

Who is grabbing my mouth?

Shut up.

I'm facing a big problem now.

There's a butt in front of me.

I can see the cleavage clearly.

Whose is this?

Any characteristics?

Fat.

And hairy.

Is it...

You will know if you hit it.

Are you sure?

I don't know where my hand is.

I got it. There's a nail ahead.

Let's roll over to it.

Whoever screams is the one!

No, I'm afraid that would be me.

Maybe let's take turn to fart,

Then we will know whose butt it is.

Don't! All the disadvantages are on me.

It's blowing up!

Yes, but we don't know whose it is.

That's easy.

Who's painful?

Not me.

Not me either.

I feel nothing.

It's me!

Does it hurts?

God damn Curry King, you will pay for this.

What the hell!

Curry King doesn't want to work with us,

Let's steal his nostrum.

And we could make our own aromatic oil.

Aren't all the ingredients listed

on Curry Magic oil?

But we don't have the proportions.

Just give it a guess, it's okay.

The oil is ready. Who wants to try?

Heidi Baby, let's try this oil, okay?

No.

I just like you the way you are.

Everyone come here.

Yeah

Yeah...

Come on!

Yeah

Yeah!

Look.

Go away.

The sun is rising.

Better off without it.

Let's steal the real nostrum.

Sure. We only have 2 days left.

We have no choice.

Where should we look?

It must be in his study.

It's like that in movies.

Should we go together?

No, Tarzan and I will go.

You guys stand sentinel.

OK:

It's boring being the sentinel.

I should have brought my iPad with me.

Should we play mahjong with you then?

No need.

Old chump.

Eating is what you do best,

you screw up everything!

Son, no matter what, I'm still your father.

You are where you are

because I invented the Curry Magic oil

You are so harsh to me.

You wouldn't even feed me well.

Where is your heart?

I told you not to mention that anymore

Dare you say that again.

Bastard! Don't hit me.

Curry King is so bad. He even hit his father.

He went inside. Let's tell them.

His father is trying to kill himself.

Let's save him, hurry.

I don't wanna live, I wanna die.

No, uncle.

Don't die...

Your son is so bad to you, you should leave him

No matter what, he's still my son.

You...

Wait, did you invent Curry Magic oil?

Yes.

You should know the ingredients.

Can you help us out?

Where's the study?

Over there.

Action!

Hey...

What?

This painting is worth over 10 million.

Of course, this painting is so famous.

Bull sh*t! This is a Western painting

It's about the birth of Christ in the manger.

Bull sh*t! It's not a horse. It's a donkey.

Idiot! It's a mule.

It's a donkey

Mule?

It's a donkey!

Mule!

Who are they?

Celebrities.

Celebrities? Which celebrities?

This is Andy Lau and the other is Louis Koo.

Insane.

Sweetheart, I'm back.

Honey!

Who poke my butt?

Rock paper, scissors... Scissor

Excuse me.

What are you doing?

Crouch down. What are you doing?

Shut up!

I told you to stand sentinel. Where did you go?

We were er...

We were here all this time.

Yeah.

Well, Curry Magic oil was

invented by Curry King's father.

His father said

he's being mistreated by his son.

He's going to give him a lesson.

And he sold us the nostrum for $3,000.

Yeah.

It's done then.

Yeah!

It better work this time.

Sure. It will work.

Grandma,

I won't sleep with hookers anymore. I won't.

Yesterday midnight,

an 18-year-old man got burnt on his testicles

after putting some unknown substance on them.

He's been admitted to hospital.

The police has kept a close eye on this case.

And handed it over to

Organized Crime & Triad Bureau.

Boss, let's give up.

Dad, you are awesome.

Those idiots got fooled by us.

I don't think they would bug us anymore.

Son, how's my acting?

You are better than Tony Leung.

You are the best Indian actor.

Impossible.

Where's the problem?

Yeah. We got the nostrum.

What's wrong?

Is it possible that

this oil cannot be used on hookers?

Should it be used on gigolos instead?

I'm just kidding.

I got it. Our herbs might be the problem.

Herbs.

Come with me.

Okay!

Mom, and dad.

My colleagues are here to get some herbs.

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