MicroSex Office Page #6

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Your colleagues.

Didn't you say your colleagues are all bastard?

Mom.

She didn't say that. It'd be her boss instead.

I mean my former colleagues.

My colleagues are so nice.

Go get the herbs. Go get the herbs.

Uncle. In fact, we did buy some before.

But they didn't work very well.

Let me see.

Seal's penis, buffalo's penis,

lamb's penis, deer's penis.

Those animals like having plaits?

Yeah, they love that so much.

Blocking stone,

cynomorium songaricum, tortoise neck.

Your impotence is so severe?

Hubby.

You don't have to be so embarrassed.

We are very open.

Is that you or him?

It must be him.

Young man. You came to the right place.

Let me add one more herb to the list.

It would work for sure.

What's that?

Her Epimedii.

Her Epimedii?

There are even stronger medications too.

A pair of mandarin ducks.

And a pair of old geckoes.

They will turn an impotent into a macho man,

and the frigid into sexy.

The awesome Curry Mui Fah aromatic oil

you can do it 9 times a night, no problem.

It's gonna work this time.

You don't have to drink it or rub it on.

You just have to inhale it.

Then you can screw your head off.

So powerful? Who will try it?

Give face to Heidi.

No client is willing to try your oil.

They scare that they would become impotent.

What should we do?

I have to use my secret weapon.

He is impotent anyway.

If it works on him,

you are gonna make it this time.

Who is that?

My...

father.

I'm so virile.

Ladies, come and help.

Master is so powerful today.

Dad, what's wrong with you?

Son, their aromatic oil is selling so hot.

No one would buy our Curry magic oil.

Dad, I will have my revenge.

How?

Dad, did you forget

we invented the Slut Smoke?

Once you smell it, you will keep making love

no matter it's man or woman.

It's been banned in the States.

Yeah.

I know they are going to

have a celebration party tomorrow.

Let's sneak in and

we would leave after leaving the Smoke.

And their celebration party

would turn into a sex orgy.

You are wonderful, son.

Cheers!

Congratulations.

Congratulations on your victory.

Come on, cheers.

Cheers!

Cheers!

Soda.

Heidi.

Hey.

In fact we have been through

so many things lately.

We have been through life and death.

What are you talking about?

It means we used to be colleagues and now

we are moving to a higher level.

Do you get it?

I have no idea.

Well, you are in the light and

I am in the dark.

That's why I used to draw your attention

by arguing with you.

If you still won't say it, I am gonna leave.

I love you.

What do you think?

I've been drinking too much.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

I'm serious.

It's our honor to have 2 experts

in our party today.

They are sex expert, Doctor Ng,

and Human Reproductive expert, Doctor Suen.

Thanks for coming.

We are also happy that they both brought

some elaborate instruments with them.

This instrument would show

the physical and psychological responses

after rubbing the aromatic oil.

The test is now begun.

Terrorists.

Pervert.

What's that?

Slut Smoke.

Run! Hurry!

Why, is it a bad thing?

Take a hike!

Little Bee...

Little Bee!

Little Bee...

Curry King, stop there!

So what?

Stop!

Ben Chow...

Ben Chow, wait for me.

Get lost...

Heidi?

Tarzan!

In fact, you are the one

I have been worrying the most.

My piggy...

I used to get aroused when somebody screams.

But now...

It's so powerful.

I like it...

You know, when I first saw you

I already wanted to do you.

Beware, all units!

This is the cerebral control.

Our little Ben Chow finally found his target.

The heart unit should quickly

pump blood to the testes.

Pump more blood to the testes.

Good job!

The penis should

get turgid with full power.

Beware, all units.

We should do a good job for our boss.

Tell the sperm buddies

to hold a bit longer and delay the ejaculation.

They were being so impatient last time,

and sacrificed themselves in the underwear.

Remember, we are about to go.

Wait, some of my buddies are not back yet.

What? Where are they?

Sorry, I got lost.

Where is this place?

I'm the boss' nostril hair.

You are being pumped up here again.

This is the nostril. Stay on one side.

I will let you jump out at the right place

What is it?

Sh*t! I am so scared.

Why?

People used to wear condoms now.

I don't want to die in a condom.

It's not worth it.

Our boss used to masturbate all the time.

And we die crashing into the wall.

So it's better to crash into a condom.

Didn't you hear that before?

Go.

It's about time, let's go.

When would the sperms arrive?

So nervous.

Beware, all units!

We have got into an emergency state.

Beware, all units!

We have got into an emergency state.

Penis buddies,

Let's get turgid with full power.

Why are you coming back?

Why do you smell so bad?

It's faeces.

Ben Chow betrayed us.

Why is it you?

I never thought having sex with a man

can be so much better than with a woman.

Really?!

Come on, let's do it again.

Be good, come on... No...

No...

What are you doing? Dreaming again.

I would poke your butt.

What are you doing?

It's for your own good.

If the tigress comes in and

sees you sleeping again,

she will give you a warning letter.

Let me ask you.

Do you know why there's leap year every 4 years?

Olympic happens once every 4 years.

World cup happens once every 4 years.

Yeah, you are blocking the way. Beat it!

Have you been working late again?

For you.

So nice? Is it poisoned?

Yeah, it's poisoned.

There's rat poison inside.

Let's share it then.

Hey, come on, listen!

Look here everybody.

I am not calling Ben Chow in this movie.

I am calling you guys in this cinema.

I've been through all this too.

It's so boring when you work all day long.

It's normal to have daydreams

when you're working.

As the saying goes:

No daydream, no year end bonus.

So, colleagues of MicroSex Office.

Bear in mind, work hard in the coming days.

After daydreaming, snap out of it...

and get back to work.

Get to work right now.

Good morning.

Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning. See you later.

Ok, no problem.

Mr. Chow, come in for the meeting.

Coming.

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