Milf Page #7

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Okay. Thank you.

Can you just excuse me

just for a moment?

Oh. Sure.

I just have

to take care of something.

I'll be quick.

I'll be quick.

I'll be here.

All right. Bye.

Bye.

Hey, stud.

You had me worried.

I thought you were leaving,

but you didn't.

I was going to.

But you stayed. That

must mean something.

No, it's over.

Seriously--

No, not yet.

Mom, we're all out

of beer--

Aw, sh*t.

No. Uh...

dude!

What?

Jesus, mom!

How long has this

been going on?

Since after

the dorm party.

What?

Brandon...

you made me feel

so guilty, man,

And this whole time

you've been screwing my mom?

I'm sorry.

Sorry, man.

It just...

Anthony!

Hey!

Aah! My other eye!

Aah!

Alex!

Alex, wait!

What's going on?

What's that noise?

I still can't see--Aah!

What the hell

kind of friend am i?

I, i...

you know, with your mom,

And i don't know why.

I'm sorry, man.

It's not cool.

I'm sorry.

And i let you keep thinking

it was okay to feel guilty

About just seeing

my mom naked.

I don't know how

we're going to fix this, man.

I want to.

I really do.

I just don't know how.

And Im really--

I'm willing to do

whatever it takes.

Anything. I'll do anything.

Just say something, please.

Just say anything to me.

Well, i screwed

your mom, too.

Huh?

Dude, it was, like--

I'm sorry!

I thought you were gone.

I, uh...

i can't believe...

Im sorry.

Mrs. Murphy.

The moment

i opened that door,

She was, like,

possessed, man.

She wanted it.

Drop 'em.

What?

You heard me.

You got to see me.

Now i get

to see you.

Okay.

Um...yeah.

There was no

stopping her, dude.

Oh, this is crazy.

I am so confused right now.

Stop!

Just...

call it even?

I don't know.

Yeah?

Call it even.

Could you give us a second?

Look, about the party...

Ill totally reimburse

any damage we caused--

I just came here

to apologize.

Really?

Look, Brandon,

Im not going to lie.

I think we had a really

great thing going.

But...you're right.

This wasn't supposed

to last forever,

And after seeing

what it did

To you and Anthonys

friendship,

It's best

that it end now

While you guys still have

a chance to be friends.

And it would be

really weird

If we had

a real relationship.

What if we got together?

You'd be

Anthonys stepdad.

Yes, that would be weird.

See you around, kid.

Well, have a good

summer, ladies.

You're going to be

around, right?

Yeah. I got some units

to make up.

I'll be here.

You gonna be here?

Yeah.

Cool, cool, cool.

All right.

Sweet.

I'm taking off.

[Horn honks]

Hold on. Is that

the chocolate syrup girl?

Is that her?

Hey, dude, check it out.

I can see

straight down her shirt.

I can't believe

you're still seeing her.

I guess Im

a romantic at heart.

Peace, guys.

See you later.

Wow.

Hey, guys, Im out, too,

as well.

I have to see the ladies

one last time

Before i head

out of town.

They get one more round

with the Nate-Man!

Whoo-Hoo!

See you next year.

Later, man.

Well, that's everything.

Yeah, guess so.

Are you going to

come by the house later?

Or later on?

Yeah, probably.

Hey, man, i was thinking.

If anybody was going to

be sleeping with my mom,

I'm glad it was you.

Dude, what the hell?

Come on, man.

What, too soon?

Well, my dad wants

to meet me for dinner,

So i got to go.

Said he's got something

important to tell me.

Call you later?

Sure.

Cool.

So...

so...

how have you been?

Good. Good.

I've been good.

I'm just packing.

I'm moving into

my new apartment off-Campus,

So i just came by to pick up

a few of my things.

I didn't think

you'd want to see me

After the incident

at the party.

Yeah, that was strange.

Yeah. But, you know--

That's okay.

Anthony came to see me.

He told me everything.

He did?

Yeah, yeah.

He told me that he ended up

dating your cousin

And he didn't

tell you about it,

So it ended up being weird

for you and your family.

So that's all right.

Don't worry about it.

Yeah.

But it was

my fault, too.

That's a nice pattern.

Thanks.

I made it myself.

Brandon,

is that a peephole?

Yeah.

It's a long story,

But our neighbor

moved out already,

So it's fine.

We have this whole place

to ourselves.

Good.

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