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Where your father at wartime fell.

Bravo!

You sang it so beautifully,

Mr Cwynar.

l will always do it for you, always!

- You see!

- You're right.

- l told you.

- You've convinced me. Hold it.

lt will link two banks together,

Where your father at wartime fell!

Yes?

May l?

Hello, Rysio. What's up?

- l thought you wouldn't come.

- Why?

l got off the train earlier cause

in the centre there are controls.

What can we do?

- lt's tough...

- A year, minimum a year!

That's a case...

That's it... A year...

These broads, come on.

Just take and tear out.

- But what could be done? Nothing.

- Nothing.

Although... Such a thought

has come to my mind.

No! Forget about it! Listen!

We will stop at the harbour

Of my heart.

The harbour full of tenderness

And emotions.

And then:
''l don't need

to tear out of your passport...''

Any pages to keep you with me!

...tear out of your passport

Any pages to keep you with me!

To keep you with me!

l don't need to tear out!

Have you heard?

He was trying to persuade someone,

that his aunt will come from London

and will bring the money.

- He was lying!

He also lies you saw,

in his documents to get a passport.

Family abroad:
''l don't have''.

But he has an aunt.

ln London and London is abroad.

He has money in the bank in London.

Roczniak told me.

Bear tells me to call him

and he talks rubbish to me like:

''Ah, auntie from London

is calling me'' and he's surprised.

- Such crap! His aunt...

- He doesn't have any aunt!

His entire life he is full of sh*t.

Gentlemen, what is it?

- lt was to be taken down 3 days ago!

- lt will be taken down.

We're finishing breakfast

and we start, Mr Director.

Eat your breakfast at home,

the director is giving me a hard time!

- Decoration isn't ready...

- Who is it?

- Production Manager, Hochwander.

- Came with a woman and is showing off!

Finish Wladek so we can start!

Hey!

Our star. Ola, introduce yourself.

- Aleksandra Kozel.

- Ochodzki... Ryszard.

Nice to meet you.

Well...

How's everything, Rysio?

So, so...

Ola, go and see

what do they serve today for lunch.

- A very decent girl.

- Never mind! What can we do...

Seriously, l'd like very much

to help her organize her life.

- So?

- Janek...

You know how it was. We had war!

5 years of war,

5 years of occupation...

l made 28 films about it,

l'm making the 29th.

So even from the films you know,

how it was. lt was tough.

And how was it before the war?

Wild capitalism.

l made18 films about it.

What about this brother?

- Where is he?

- Nowhere!

He exists only for this

aunt of mine.

She's very rich, 79 years old,

lives in London.

Enough?

My parents sent her a photo,

slightly exaggerated.

lt was two of us in this photo.

l was pretending to be twins.

And auntie used to send 50 for each

one of us. Together 100!

For her 50 or 100 was no difference.

But for us...

Janek, l don't have to tell you much.

lt was tough. My father...

Stop it or l'll get crazy.

lt was tough for me during 18 films.

- What do you want?

- Auntie is coming to Poland in a week.

For the first time after 50 years.

lt has to be two of us, twin brothers

and l'm coming with this to you...

Everything Auntie brings for

my brother will be for you.

How can l know... how much

will she bring for your brother?

Janek.

We've always made good deals.

Let's say, you'd play a role

in my film. Then you'd get ill.

We would have grounds

to look for the double.

Are you happy?

Have some change with you so that

you don't tell me again,

that you did not have enough

and couldn't call me.

Will l talk to you, Mr President?

Some lady will pick it up

and then l'll talk.

You'll start then.

As usual. Just don't be late

as usual!

Prepare the notice for the booth.

Wait for the 3rd change of lights.

- Don't loose this paper.

- l'll remember.

He's coming.

My husband had bladder

problems so l know it is painful.

l don't have any problems,

l do itjust in case!

Today again l'm standing

by this damn booth.

l'll freeze to the marrow!

lt's the same booth

which we had in our club.

We could always telephone

if it was needed.

And this swine has taken it near his

house and keeps it there!

And who will you be today?

His aunt again?

l think so. l will count from London.

PAYPHONE OUT OF ORDER

- Will you eat something, Bear?

- l'll eat you!

You know, l don't know how it is

possible but l love you.

What do you mean?

Well, simply.

Simply, l love you.

Ok, l understand.

Hello! Hello!

Mister!

lt's out of order.

There was a notice

but the hoodlum... you know.

Every time you kiss me, you turn on

the pink light. Why?

For the ambience.

When l'm thinking

l switch on the blue one.

Bear, you don't like me any more?

What l don't like

is dealing with morons.

What morons?

Will you pick up? l'm not here.

Hello?!

lnternational call from London!

Please, don't hang up!

Bear, it's London! To you...

London?

Find me a cigarette.

Hello!

Sorry for calling so late.

The booth was out of order, l found a phone

only in the pharmacy where l am now.

Once again, l'm sorry.

And now l'll count,

as Mr President told me to do.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

Hello, Roman!

How are you?

Polanski...

What? To London?!

82, 83, 84, 85,

86, 87, 88.

- Excuse me!

- What?

l've already counted. There are

122 people in this queue.

Cheerio!

Wait! Wait!

l will write down!

88 89 121.

All right!

- See you!

- Was it this Polanski, film director?

They all went mad!

Making Burt Reynolds out of me!

Janek wants me to play in his film,

now this one wants me in London.

l have other things on my mind.

They got crazy! And l have to find

some actress for him.

- What actress?!

- A partner for me.

Because l play a Pole

who is in London with his wife.

l have to ask Janek Hochwander.

- He knows so many actresses.

- Teddy Bear!

You can't do it!

You know how jealous he is.

He wouldn't let me go!

l love you, l love you too,

a lot! You know?

Listen,

we should have left one hare...

What the hell for?

Push it.

- ls the hare ready?

- Ready!

- Who are these people?

- The battue.

Village children for the battue.

- lt's a correct concept.

- Yes. Correct concept.

Dress them in pants, take off shoes

and shave the entire company.

l signed a contract to be

a forester with moustache.

And l don't agree to be shaved!

l have my beard from

before the war!

Cover their faces with rugs, so they

look like children with bad teeth.

Then there was no dental care

for children.

- This way it looks ok.

- That's right! Cover with rugs!

What is it?

- Who is it?

- This friend of Hochwander.

- To play the squire...

- l'm Ochodzki.

But what is he wearing?

- This may be taken off.

- That's a correct concept.

The concept is correct but why

is he wearing a Prussian uniform?!

Because this is a Prussian squire.

l have it in my script:

''The Prussian squire is coming''.

Prussian...

His surname is Prussian!

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