Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous Page #7

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We're going to the airport.

Didn't you hear

what Stan's mother said?

Yes, I did. "Sluts. "

I wrote it down, all right?

"Loan shark. " That's why

we have to get back to the Bureau...

...do a CHC printout

of every loan shark in Vegas.

You can't go to the Bureau.

You are supposed to be in New York.

And that is why you can go

and you can take...

- No! No!

- Okay, look, Jeff...

...I don't like to use my gun unless it's

in self-defense or at a really good sale...

...but if you don't go back

and get those CHCs, I have to...

You know, I have to shoot you.

You won't do it, Gracie.

This is what I like.

Learning to work together.

A little "Ebony & Ivory" action.

- Guys, I can't do it.

- Stop being a wuss, Foreman. Be a man!

Yeah, like Fuller.

Okay. But this is it. Then we're going

to the airport. Enough's enough.

- Absolutely. Okay.

- I'm putting my foot down.

He's putting his foot down.

Got some high-def tapes for the new

ransom video. More production value.

Bro...

...maybe we should get out now.

Are you kidding? We got them where

we want them. They're getting nervous.

But if they don't agree

to our demands, we...

That's why we're making a new one.

We're gonna have Miss United States say

we're moving up the deadline.

And either we get our cash wired to an

offshore account tonight, or she's dead.

So, what do we do? Shoot them?

No. We're gonna kill them

and get a little payback at the hotel.

You know how location

is everything in Vegas, right?

Well, after we pull this off, Treasure

Island's gonna be a big, ugly crime site.

- What, are we just gonna drive in?

- No.

Just before the show starts, we'll tie

them up at the bottom of the boat.

That ship sinks,

so long, Miss United States.

- Hey, guys.

- Foreman.

Nice job with Dolly Parton.

Yeah. We've been after Dolly for a long

time, but it took you to finally bring her in.

- I can't do this.

- Yes, you can.

Remember what Louis Vuitton said,

"It's in the bag. " You can do this.

Okay.

He can't do this.

Going down like a fat woman

on a greased fire pole.

I heard that.

I'm going into the database.

- Great. Just keep us filled in.

- Okay.

Someone left a can of soda

by the keyboard.

I'm sweating profusely.

I think I left my oven on.

- We're printing.

- Awesome, Jeff. Awesome. You did it.

- Fuller just lost a bet.

- Not over yet.

- Agent Collins, if you could just answer a...

- Agent Collins!

All right, this is gonna be

the last question. Yes, go ahead.

What happens if tomorrow's deadline

comes and goes...

...and there's no break in the case?

We've spoken with the pageant

administration. We will not negotiate.

They have one choice, and that is to free

Miss Frazier and Mr. Fields, and that's it.

- No more questions. Thank you.

- Just one more question!

- That's not right.

- What's not right?

No. It must be the height.

- Jeff. Jeff, what's up? What's up?

- It's Janet.

I'm not sure,

but I think she's with...

With what? With you?

Withholding evidence?

With child? With what?

With what?!

With Collins.

Foreman!

Foreman.

- What are you doing with CHCs?

- They're for the Miss United States case.

- What about that case?

- Were the two of you just...?

Jeff, chill! Okay, you've just

gotta get out of there.

Foreman, why do you have

those rap sheets?

A general database check to see

if there were any suspects worth pursuing.

I was doing a general database check to see

if there were any suspects worth pursuing.

Were you two just...?

This isn't a general database check. This is

a felony-specific search for loan sharks.

Say you noticed

on the kidnapping video...

...the assailants were attempting

to abduct Stan Fields.

- Foreman, I want an answer.

- Say it again.

I want an answer.

- On the kidnapping video, the assailants...

- What is wrong with you?

- Say it faster.

- What's wrong with you?

The assailants were attempting

to abduct Stan Fields...

...and you found out that Stan Fields

had a gambling problem. Water.

I saw the assailants attempting

to abduct Stan Fields...

...so I pursued the matter and found

out he has a gambling problem.

You pursued the matter further?

Under whose authority?

- You've gotta lie, Foreman.

- Foreman, I am waiting.

Tell him that I'm dizzy from smashing

a suspect's head into the wall...

...and I can't remember.

That always works.

You know what I like to do? Faint.

We can't do this, guys. He's honest.

- Jeff, tell him the truth.

- The truth?

- Are you sure?

- Am I sure I want the truth?

Foreman, I want you to get a CAT scan.

I didn't get this information.

Agents Hart and Fuller did.

- How? They're in New York.

- Well, at the airport...

They're not in New York.

Hart?

- Yes, sir.

- I assume that Agent Fuller is with you.

- Yes, sir.

- And Joel.

Hello, Walter.

I want all of you

in the situation room now.

- That is exactly what I want. That's right.

- Sir.

I want you to know that none of this

was Agent Foreman's idea.

Oh, I know, I know.

Because Foreman doesn't have any ideas.

This has you written all over it, Hart.

You've really gotta do things

your way, don't you?

Dolce and Gabbana always said we should

express our own personal style, sir.

- They were talking about a vest...

- You're no super agent.

You're just a loose cannon who lucked into

being in the right place at the right time.

You don't have to be that hard on her.

She was...

Oh, I am so glad you're with her

on this, Fuller...

...because you two are going down

together. The works.

- Review board, departmental hearings...

- Sir, we got another message e-mailed.

Show me.

- Play it.

- This is Cheryl Frazier.

Hi, again.

The deadline has been changed.

It's not tomorrow, it's tonight.

The kidnappers are going to fax instructions

to the pageant...

...where the 5 million should be sent.

And if they don't receive it,

I'm going to be dead.

And I know it's a lot of money,

but it's my booty on the line.

- So...

- This is Stan Fields...

...and she's too young to die.

And I'm not as old as I look. So please.

We also got this, sir.

A clerk at a print store saw a suspicious

man e-mail a message about an hour ago.

Aerial spotted a pickup truck matching

the vehicle in the kidnapping video...

...heading south on 15.

- You see this?

This is real information.

Not Dolly Parton and senior homes.

That's how we do it in Vegas.

I want roadblocks on I-15

and increased surveillance at the airports.

- Foreman?

- Yes, sir.

I want you to put agents Hart, Fuller and

Joel on the first flight back to New York.

To make sure there's no problem,

Okun and Hills will be going with you.

And if you get it wrong this time,

you are fired. Do you copy?

That won't be necessary, because nobody

is getting fired, and nobody is leaving.

Wrong again, Hart!

And if I ever see you in my city again,

you can forget about the review board.

I will have you arrested

for obstruction of justice...

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