Miss Nobody Page #6
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- Year:
- 2010
- 92 min
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You mean, beeber?
Hot-shot executives
just don't shish-kebab
Themselves on
their own rain gear.
It doesn't happen.
Well, I don't--
I mean, maybe--
It's possible--
I barely knew him,
But I don't know,
Maybe he just slipped
off of his ladder.
I never said
he had a ladder.
I must've heard
that at work.
Yeah.
What?
I don't know.
You like your bouillabaisse?
It's delicious.
How's yours?
Oh, fantastic.
I'm in real trouble,
st. George.
If bill's onto me,
Then I'm gonna need
to make a move.
But if I make a move
and in the process
Realize that bill's
not onto me,
He might in turn
realize what's up,
And then he will be
onto me...
And I like this guy.
Oh, I want this guy.
So, I guess...
What I'm saying is...
I would like
a miracle, please.
Now.
Okay, maybe not
a miracle...
But a sign, at least?
All right?
( distant thunder rumbles )
( rain patters )
( sighs in relief )
I needed a way
out of this mess,
And there,
in that purifying rain,
It came to me--
with no strings
And no trail.
I needed--
It's a win-win.
A fall guy.
...With my buddies
at ortho blue,
We manufacture,
we distribute.
Their logo, their liability.
Plus, we just put up
half the money.
Eh, josh,
these test results--
Increased heart rate,
liver complications, stroke?
Yeah, nobody
said it was perfect.
Have you run this
by the chicago office?
Milo beeber did
last fall.
Milo beeber?
Yeah. It was his pet project
over at ortho.
He even came up
with the name.
You guys ready? Clarity.
Clarity.
And you said
it causes stroke?
Exactly.
The potential damage
to customers is--
4% tops. Six, maybe
five deaths per annum...
Right.
...Provided they overdose.
And the upside?
Upside! Big upside!
Salary bonuses, stock options,
promotions all around.
People, it's not perfect.
Nothing is.
I say we go for it.
Hands?
Nether wanted clarity?
Oh, he could have it.
Joshua nether,
a walking, talking,
Sexual harassment
machine.
Like they said in rome,
Live by the sword,
die by the sword.
Nether would never know
what hit him.
I had his number...
( laughing )
...All of his numbers.
Social security number,
Mother's birthday,
and password.
I took the funds
he controlled for clarity
And transferred them
to accounts I'd created.
Pretending to be
his wife,
I withdrew
all those diverted funds,
And pretending
to be his girlfriend,
I booked two
first-class tickets to moldova.
Oh, fyi? Moldova has
no extradition treaty
With the United States.
I looked it up.
Oh, that-- no, no.
This was my absolute
last date ever
With anyone whose name
wasn't bill malloy.
I just prayed that bill
would never know
What I've done
in the name of love.
( forcing laugh )
( phone ringing )
Mom, let me
call you back.
I'm, uh, rockin'
and rollin'.
Home, james!
I couldn't keep
this up much longer.
Something had to give.
Here comes the airplane
into the hangar.
That's right.
Big open...
Sadly, it turned out
to be mr. Ketchum.
( sighs ) swallow
'em down, mr. Ketchum.
Here comes another
lovely, lovely bite.
Here we go. Mm!
That's a good boy.
Yeah, you like
my mashed peas.
( burps )
Okay. You ready?
( mumbling )
( thuds )
Day 97.
Breathing discontinued.
With mr. Ketchum dead,
it was like mom...
Was ready
for a close-up.
Well, it would be
her first full-fledged wake
She'd thrown in years.
Hey, bill!
Can you zip--
Where are you going?
I know what you've
been up to, sarah jane.
What? Bill!
Honey, these roses--
with or without
the baby's breath?
With. Bill!
Ah! Mr. Ketchum.
So, lady, where
would you like him?
In the parlor
by the open window.
Bill had discovered
the truth!
My fall guy
had to fall-- and fast.
Sarah jane, let's
do it right now!
No!
Yes!
No!
Yes!
Joshua, we'll
get caught.
No, we won't.
Now.
Besides, you have to go
sign those contracts.
Right.
Right?
Now, I gave you
the address,
didn't I?
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Right?
And I want you...
To cab out there.
And be there what time?
3:
00.Room.
Eleven.
Go.
Go!
I'm going.
Seducing a self-proclaimed
stud monkey
Was far easier
than I anticipated...
And, frankly,
far more nauseating.
Nether took the bait,
all right,
And was trying
to swallow it whole.
I typed nether's confession...
Forged his signature
and planted some stolen cash...
I borrowed mom's lincoln...
Picked up supplies,
concocted my poison...
Let's see.
50 milligrams of clarity
Had been too much
for mr. Ketchum...
So I'd use 5,000
for nether.
You know, it's like
mom always said--
When entertaining, better
too much than too little.
Let's rock.
Joshua:
Oh, yeah.Oh, yeah.
One more.
Mm! ( mumbles )
Joshua...
To us.
To us.
Uh uh uh!
( makes schmoopy noises )
( giggles )
Drink up.
Mm.
Do you like
your oysters?
I love 'em.
Yeah?
Do you want some more?
You make me want
to cry. Come here.
Why don't you have
another oyster?
Who needs the oyster
when I have the pearl?
Look, look, look, look.
Open up. Open up.
Mm.
( moaning )
( laughing ) oh!
I didn't know
what would kick in first,
The oysters
or the clarity.
It was the oysters.
Yeah.
Whoa! Oh.
Hey, I never said
I was a virgin.
Ooh! Gah! Uh.
( thud )
ooh!
( panting )
( chatter, music )
Oh, sarah jane!
Darlin',
come here. Look.
You won't
believe this!
April nagata,
Daddy's
parole officer!
Oh, it's nice to see you.
Isn't it a shame?
And look, mr. Tippet!
Mr. Ketchum's boss
at the funeral home.
Finest goddamn hearse driver
that I ever had.
Drunk 24 hours a day--
oh, sorry, father.
Uh.
Hey.
Oh, thanks.
Hi, char.
How are you?
Food's a class act, s.J.
Best wake this year!
Yeah, your mom even
busted out the champagne.
Yeah. Okay, um,
and this is my newest friend,
Snooks cunningham.
Snooks recently underwent
a sex change operation.
How's long's it
been now, snooks?
last Thursday.
So, old man ketchum.
In the end, how did
the son of a b*tch go down?
Fightin'?
To the last.
I think he used to bang
my late wife dorothy.
My son's
his spitting image.
Really. Huh.
Mom?
Mm?
Uh, how's
mr. Ketchum?
Well, last I looked, honey,
he was still dead.
( knocking )
um, just a minute.
Good day.
It's father grisham.
( chuckles )
Hi.
I haven't seen you
at church...
Or has your st. George
replaced me?
I've-- I've
just been busy.
Killing people again?
( chuckles weakly )
you mean old mr. Ketchum.
Mm.
( chuckles )
Have you ever heard
of hubris, sarah jane?
Exaggerated pride
or self-confidence.
No.
You, father?
Mm.
I'll leave you
to your thoughts.
( door rumbles )
Bill?
It's over, kid.
End of the line.
You're going
to arrest me?
See, that's not funny.
Oh, I know.
What are you doing?
What? What?
It's freezing.
( coffin and window
close together )
You know,
If I hadn't seen it
with my own eyes,
I never would've
believed it.
I mean, you...
You, sarah jane.
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