MoDeRn WaRfArE 3: kItTy StOmPeRs Page #3

Synopsis: Soldiers around the world continue trying to prevent Random World War Every Freaking FPS Game Seems To Be About as kitties begin to meow louder than usual in this action thriller-comedy spoof of the masterpiece trilogy.
Year:
2011
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CAPTAIN PRICE:

Try imagining the most ridiculously excessive death you can, and it still won't come close to what most fans want me to do to you.

After MAKAROV kills YURI, CAPTAIN PRICE wraps a CABLE around his NECK and SHOVES him through a GLASS ROOF.

CAPTAIN PRICE:

This is for Soap! And Yuri! And Sandman! And Ghost! And Roach! And Gaz! And I can keep going for a while here!

VLADIMIR MAKAROV

Now you're just illustrating that you're the only memorable character still standing! What's left for the next Call of Duty?

(dies, f***ing finally)

CAPTAIN PRICE:

Priceless.

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