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Mondomanila, or: How I Fixed My Hair After a Rather Long Journey Page #2
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Barely Asian, as the Japs say.
Hell, you're barely human.
Steve Banners a.k.a. Whiteboy.
Knight of the Ku Klux Klan.
Ugly yank, pedophile.
Did Dino jr f*** you.
You people f*** each other
like there's no tomorrow.
What's wrong with this country?
They're low class
in the human evolution.
No use for the human race except
maybe for sexual slavery.
But that's not what really happened.
Hurry up, guys.
The wet p*ssy twins are at it again.
Two horny girls of the same father
are f***ing each other.
Isko the Pimp.
B- Boy master of Mondomanila.
As baby left behind in a trash can.
Provides pedophiles with little children.
Nice going, man.
Nice.
It's not cooked yet.
Hey, I said the show started already.
F***, twins.
They're on right now.
The rat's getting horny already.
Why would you choose this madness
it'll only f*** you up
you get high and look like a demon's child
you run around like a mad man,
a haze blurring your sight.
is the dope really good enough
to make you throw your life away
is there really no way out of this misery
nowhere to go,
nowhere to hide
nobody will shed a tear for you
even if you manage to escape
the demons will know where to find you.
The madness in your mind
can no longer be forgotten
without knowing it,
you're digging a grave
for the one who stares at you
when you look into the mirror.
Droga
what does this madness mean
can you still escape
when you're trapped in misery
Droga
what does this madness mean
can you still escape
when you're trapped in misery
I live a hard life
I've seen it all and
i'm stuck in the middle
I'm a man who has nothing left to lose
Death's lurking around the corner every day
every day I hope the pain will end
never knowing when death will take me away
I don't want my life to end this way
look to the right, look to the left
i'll be there
how did it get this far
and how can I get out
Droga
what does this madness mean
can you still escape
when you're trapped in misery
Droga
what does this madness mean
can you still escape
when you're trapped in misery
Droga
what does this madness mean
Take a sip.
Fountain of youth.
Elixir of life
magic potion...
That cures all.
From cholera to heartbreak,
From pimples to cancer,
From bad breath to leprose.
Made only from the
purest, finest minerals.
Straight from the sewers of Mondomanila.
Alkaline, sh*t, piss, cum,
puke, tears, sweat, blood...
Mondomanila's holy drinkwater.
all cure, anti-pure.
No proven scientific function.
Drink moderately.
That's how it is in the slums.
We fight and f*** each other
like raving dogs.
They think we're ambitionless.
That we don't have any plans.
Irresponsible, junkies.
Scrougers, losers...
Freaks, perverts,
a**holes, scumbags...
Evil gossipers,
Shameless thieves.
Worthless.
Devils.
But we're happy.
Even if we're starving.
Even if we're poor.
Even if they don't know we exist, in this
congested, filthy, stinking piece of earth.
We have many problems.
But we ignore them.
You don't make any plans when
your first priority is to get a meal.
We can't count on anyone.
Only ourselves!
We don't have to expect anything
from anyone.
Our f***ing government doesn't give a sh*t
if we slaughter each other.
Everyone's just looking for a way
to get rich.
Politicians love us.
They give us rice and sardines,
as if we can't buy them ourselves.
Old worn out clothes,
for our slender bodies.
Broken toys for the little brats.
And canned food that's passed it's date,
for our empty stomachs.
And also an enormous pile of promises,
that never get realised.
Promises.
A**hole.
Some day I'll be fed up,
and personally drag you to prison.
Wash your feet, goddamnit.
I just washed that blanket.
Here man, for you and your brother.
Why're you so late, boy?
You look tired.
Where were you?
- I gave a massage, I'm tired.
I'm going to bed, mom.
- That's good, son, get some rest.
Look.
The only thing he can eat.
You oughta be ashamed.
Your brother's been running around all day
so you can eat.
Hanging around all day
with those losers.
Instead of looking for a job.
You know how little money I make.
Do you even know what Dino does?
He gives massages.
What do you do?
Goddamnit.
My god, what happened to you?
What did you let do to you?
Mom, don't.
That's a new shirt.
What're you doing to yourself?
Stop it. Don't you see he's bleeding?
We'll bring him to the hospital.
Be careful.
How do you still the growling of your stomach
How do you still the screaming hunger
Think back
To the last time
you had rice in your mouth.
To the last time you had the luck
that you could scrape the pan empty
and away is the hunger
What's going on here?
Calm down, I only wanted to
help your brother.
What's your problem, man?
Is that all you have?
Do you taste just as good as your brother?
I could arrange a customer for you.
Can't you hit any harder?
Shall I f*** you?
Or should I blow you?
Is your dad a f*ggot, too?
And your mom?
Your entire family consists of fags.
Even your dogs are fags.
And the cats.
You were born as a freak.
And then you do things like this?
Maybe your other hand should also be removed!
ISKO THE PIMP'S HOUSE
FRIED CHICKEN:
CRYSTAL METH:
CHEAP RHUM:
We're off again, Batman.
Friend.
Let's pay that a**hole a visit tomorrow.
Not a good idea, man.
Are you scared?
Scared?
That's not the point, man.
But think first.
And with import you just have to be careful.
Import?
I don't give a sh*t about import.
Take it easy, man.
Think.
Whiteboy f***ed your brother.
If we get him, we'll get the
Americans on our back.
There's nowhere to hide.
They'll find us anyway.
Those guys will f*** us up, man.
These lazy ass bastards perfectly
deserve what they have right now.
Their leaders, every single one of them,
sh*t to the very core.
Filippinos have been freed from
colonialism 400 years ago.
How long do they need to get
their sh*t together?
This country's having on thieves,
that's what I say.
Thieving officials,
Thieving workers...
Thieving streetpunks,
even professors.
F***ing thieves disguising as intellectuals.
Intellectual, my ass.
You dumb Asian n*gger.
to take it up the ass.
Assfucking motherfuckers.
This whole dog island is tearing
itself apart.
That's where I come in.
Oh yeah, you like it, b*tch?
Bury your ugly face on the floor.
And take all of me.
Sing hallelujah.
Worship me.
Motherf***er.
We're sticking to our plan.
Just watch.
Check the place.
You never know, Whiteboy might
aswell be f***ing someone.
Friend.
Luckily we didn't go inside.
A cop.
Wait.
Are you out of your mind?
We don't do anything.
Or they'd bust us.
But don't worry,
we'll get our revenge.
Just not right now.
Sgt.pepper
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