Mondomanila, or: How I Fixed My Hair After a Rather Long Journey Page #3

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has nine daughters

No Junior.

He's so lonely.

Sgt.pepper

perfect father

No Junior.

He's so lonely.

He's been waiting so long for a son.

A son who can become a police officer.

Prayed time and time again

in the delivery room.

But he's being thwarted by fate.

sgt.pepper

has nine daughters.

No Junior.

He's so lonely.

Pablo Shoeshine

Make my live shine.

Pablo Shoeshine

Please fix

your own shoes.

Water! Water!

Water!

Maria, come outside!

Are you gonna pay me or what?

Or do I have to rent my appartment

to someone else?

Do you call this shithole an appartment?

You're pretending it's a 5 star hotel.

When will you pay me?

I've told you, next month.

My son needs medicines.

That's what you tell me every month.

It's been going on for 7 months already.

Your debt's as big as your gut.

Do you have sh*t in your ears?

I told you I'm paying next month.

I've just told you

my son needs medicines.

Are you gonna get bigmouthed with me?

Don't even dare raising your voice

against me, filthy slut.

What did you say?

Aren't your children bastards?

Where are their fathers?

I see you're pregnant again.

Who's the lucky guy this time?

F*** off.

That's none of your business.

Naty.

Come here.

Want some coffee?

Thank you.

How's your little brother?

It's his own fault.

That's what you get.

Why did you call me?

I thought about what you said yesterday.

You need money for your trip

to Japan, right?

Yes, that's right.

And you can help me, baby?

F*** off.

It's time someone taught you a lesson.

Yeah, I know someone who likes you.

Really? Who?

- Just, someone.

That sounds quite exciting.

You're leaving my house immediately!

If you're still here tomorrow

I'll tear the roof off!

I'll help you burn it down.

F*** off, c*nt!

I fixed my hair after

a rather long journey.

I fixed my hair after

a rather long journey.

Life is meaningless.

Until meaning reveals itself.

The story has no story.

Since my forefathers,

we've been a nation of warriors.

We fight for ourselves

and for those who can't fight.

That's why I joined the police force.

That's why my father joined the police force.

And my grandfather.

And my brothers and uncles.

They were soldiers or cops.

If it was up to me, we'd drag

all those faggots to an island.

An island surrounded by sharks

We wouldn't feed them.

And they could suck each other

as much as they like.

They could f*** each other to death.

Escape would mean being eaten alive.

The world would really benefit from that.

Goddamnit.

Daddy, what are you doing here?

- I'm going to come.

What are you doing with my Junior?

F***'s sake.

Arson really isn't complicated.

The trick is to let the fire

start a little further.

Make a path with gasoline.

From a distance to your house.

That's how you win the insurance jackpot.

I'm right, right?

Twenty houses further.

A little gasoline, a match.

And the fire is unstoppable.

If you use enough gasoline,

it'll be ablaze in no time.

But be careful.

Everyone wants to take advantage

of your money.

F***, man. Heavy.

Right?

You know what I mean.

You're so hot, Mother Mariya.

Go on!

Why did you hit me?

You're so horny, filthy slut.

Oh, you're so good, go on.

Oh Mariya, you're so beautiful.

You're old but not worn out.

Come on, faster.

Wait, wait.

I'm almost coming.

Friend.

Who's the dumbest f*** in

the entire world?

That's Bush.

No, idiot...

Obama then?

No, man, the dumbest f*** in

the entire world is a Filippino.

You mean

Willie Revillame!

Are you uncircumcised?

Did you go to school?

Is it Marcos?

Still not good, man.

Well, just say it then.

Giving up?

Just say it.

Ninoy Aquino, man.

Why Ninoy?

Cause he said...

"Filipponos are worth dying for."

What the hell are we talking about, man?

And where've you been?

You're not interested in us at all, huh?

You're always off somewhere.

You only think about yourself, huh?

Did you steal this?

Don't think I can bail you out

when you get busted.

I'm warning you. If you get caught,

I'm letting you rot in jail.

Hello Goodbye, Hello Goodbye.

Goodbye poverty, pretentious five peso coin

Goodbye bitterness,

goodbye stomp in your gut

Goodbye sorrow, goodbye ceased pubes

Goodbye corruption,

goodbye kite of the earthquake

Goodbye anger, goodbye broken branches

Goodbye sickness, goodbye pain

Goodbye hunger, run away at dawn

Goodbye alcohol, goodbe drunkness

Hello goodbye

Goodbye darkness, goodbye hunger

Goodbye greed, goodbye flies

Goodbye stench, goodbye nightmares

Goodbye blood, goodbye green shadow

Goodbye trash in the streets

Goodbye strayed drugs

Goodbye noise, goodbye silence

Goodbye horn, erased

Hello goodbye

Goodbye loveless love, tragedy of the ring

Goodbye fake smile

Goodbye rough tongue devoured by smoke

Goodbye satisfaction,

signature of a murderer

Goodbye chaos in your heart

Goodbye piece of broken skull

Goodbye pain in your joints

Goodbye torched roof

Hello goodbye

Hello goodbye

Hello goodbye

Hello goodbye

Hello goodbye

Hello goodbye

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