Monster Beach Party Page #5

FAVORS.

I-I DON'T KNOW.

I'LL HAVE TO TALK TO THE GIRLS.

SURE. I UNDERSTAND.

YOU KNOW, THE MERRIVILLE MOTEL

MANAGER OWES ME SOME OF THOSE

FAVORS, TOO.

YOU DON'T SAY.

I COULD TRADE IN SOME OF

THOSE FAVORS TO COVER YOUR MOTEL

BILL.

IF WE STAY AND PLAY YOUR

PARTY TONIGHT?

I DON'T SEE HOW YOU COULD SAY

NO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I'M SORRY!

THE BEACH IS CLOSED!

[ ROCK MUSIC BLARING ]

YOU CAN COME BACK IN A DAY OR

TWO!

WHAT?

YOU HAVE TO GO!

THE BEACH IS CLOSED!

HUH? WHY?

WE CAN'T HAVE ANYONE GETTING

SICK FROM THE RED TIDE!

IT'LL JUST BE FOR A DAY OR TWO!

WHAT?

THE BEACH IS CLOSED!

OH.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

THAT WAS NO DROWNING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO

THAT POOR GIRL, BUT THE COPS

WERE NOT TELLING THE TRUTH.

YEAH, HOW DO YOU GET YOUR

ARMS TORN OFF FROM DROWNING?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DON' WANT TO FIND OUT.

HEY.

GREAT. YOU'RE BACK.

IS THE CAR READY? CAN WE GO?

YES...AND NO.

WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HEAD?

IT'S A FOAM COWBOY HAT.

[ LAUGHS ] NICE.

LET'S LOAD UP AND HIT THE ROAD,

TEX.

I SENSE THERE'S MORE TO THIS

STORY.

WHAT STORY? THERE'S NO STORY.

WE ARE HITTING THE ROAD.

ROCK 'N' ROLL?

BAND TOUR? FLORIDA?

[ ROCK MUSIC BLARING ]

YOU GET WHATEVER YOU WANT

JUMP BACK NOW:

PUSH:

YOU USE YOUR HIPS TO

CLEAR THE FOG:

I'M SORRY, FOLKS.

THIS BEACH IS CLOSED.

WE DON'T WANT FOLKS GETTING SICK

FROM THE RED TIDE.

IT'LL JUST BE FOR A DAY OR TWO.

PUSH IT, BABY

PUSH:

FOLKS, THIS BEACH IS CLOSED.

PUSH:

PUSH IT, BABY

PUSH:

YOU CAN COME BACK IN A DAY OR

TWO.

THE BEACH IS CLOSED!

I LOVE THE WAY YOU

PUSH:

AH, YOUR WISH IS MY

COMMAND:

AND NO REPAIR BILL OR MOTEL

BILL?

NOPE.

HECTOR SAID THAT HE'D TAKE CARE

OF IT.

AND ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS PLAY

HIS PARTY TONIGHT.

SO, WHY IS HE BEING SO NICE?

HE'S A FAN. HE LOVES US.

I DON'T KNOW.

THIS PLACE CREEPS ME OUT.

I KNOW, BUT WHAT ELSE ARE WE

GONNA DO?

WE CAN'T PAY FOR THE CAR, AND WE

HAVE TO BE IN ORLANDO BY FRIDAY.

YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT WE DID

TODAY.

IT WAS GRUESOME.

SO WE DON'T LEAVE THE MOTEL

ROOM EXCEPT FOR THE GIG.

WE'LL CALL SCIENTIST GUY.

HE'LL BE OUR ESCORT.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'LL STAY IF BOTH OF YOU REALLY

WANT TO.

[ SIGHS ]

WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS GONNA

BE?

WE GET FREE BEER, RIGHT?

WE'LL FIND OUT RIGHT NOW.

WE'RE LATE FOR SOUND CHECK.

IS BRAG ALWAYS LIKE THIS?

YOU MEAN WHENEVER THERE'S A

MONSTER ON THE LOOSE?

[ LAUGHS ]

WELL, I GUESS HE DOES HAVE A

PRETTY GOOD REASON TO BE

STRESSED.

WELL, ACTUALLY, HE IS ALWAYS

LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW?

HE BLOWS A GASKET WHEN SOMEONE

RUNS A STOP SIGN.

HE'S ALWAYS GOT TO BE YELLING A SOMEONE.

HOW'D HE GET TO BE SHERIFF?

WELL, HIS DADDY WAS SHERIFF,

SEE, AND THEN PEOPLE KNEW HE

WASN'T THE MAN HIS DADDY WAS,

BUT NO ONE ELSE WANTED THE JOB.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

ME? SHERIFF? NAH.

IT'S REALLY JUST A DESK JOB,

YOU KNOW, AND SMALL-TOWN

POLITICS.

[ SNIFFS ]

I LIKE TO BE BE OUT ON PATROL.

I LIKE TO FEEL LIKE I'M HELPING

PEOPLE.

BRAG TO TILLIS. COME IN.

TILLIS HERE.

REPORT?

WELL, WE HAVEN'T SEEN

ANYTHING.

WE HAVE NO SIGN OF THE CREATURE

OUT HERE ANYWHERE.

WHAT'S YOUR 20?

EH, WE'RE ABOUT ABOUT HALFWAY

TO THE BUSINESS DISTRICT.

I'M AT THE POINT.

MEET YOU THERE IN 30 MINUTES.

BRAG OUT.

[ INTRODUCTION TO

"BACK OFF MY BABY" PLAYS ]

[ INTRODUCTION TO

"BACK OFF MY BABY" PLAYS ]

SEEMS LIKE EVERYWHERE

I GO, I RUN INTO YOU

GIRL, I JUST GOT TO KNOW

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?

FIRST YOU'RE TALKING TO MY

MAN, AND THEN YOU RUN AWAY

IF YOU'RE TRYING TO START SOME

TROUBLE, GIRL, I'LL MAKE YOU

PAY:

YOU BETTER BACK OFF MY BABY

GO ON AND GET OU WHILE YOU CAN

YOU BETTER BACK OFF MY BABY

GET YOUR CLAWS OFF OF MY MAN

[ GROWLING ]

YOU KNOW YOU AIN'T GOT NO

CHANCE, SO WHY YOU BOTHER TO

TRY?

IF YOU KEEP MESSING WITH MY

MAN, THEN, GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE

YOU CRY:

BUT IF YOU BACK OFF NOW, THEN

NO ONE HAS TO GET HURT

IF YOU KEEP MESSING WITH MY

MAN, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THINGS

WORSE:

AND YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE

THINGS WORSE.

YOU BETTER BACK OFF MY BABY

GO ON AND GET OU WHILE YOU CAN

YOU BETTER BACK OFF MY BABY

GET YOUR CLAWS OFF OF MY MAN

[ INSTRUMENTAL BREAK ]

ONE THING'S FOR SURE -- IT'LL

NEVER MAKE THE MAINLAND.

THE RIPTIDE?

YEAH. IT'D TAKE ANYTHING

UNDER OR OUT TO SEA.

YEAH, I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I DON'T KNOW.

AND THE SKUNK APE -- IT ALWAYS

HAS A WAY OF JUST DISAPPEARING.

ANYTIME ANYBODY GETS CLOSE TO

IT, IT JUST SEEMS TO VANISH --

NO FOOTPRINTS, NO TRAIL,

NOTHING.

YOU MEAN LIKE A GHOST?

I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY.

AAH!

WHAT WAS THAT?

IT'S HECTOR PREPARING FOR

HIS PARTY.

PARTY? WHEN?

TONIGHT.

I'VE LOST TRACK OF TIME.

THAT'S A PROBLEM.

YEAH.

WE BETTER GO TALK TO HECTOR.

THAT GARAGE IS TOO CLOSE TO THE

BEACH FOR MY COMFORT.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

HEY, TILLIS.

HEY.

JOHN.

WHAT BRINGS Y'ALL BY?

EH, JUST ROUTINE PATROL.

I'M REAL SORRY ABOUT FRANK,

TILLIS.

IS THERE ANY IDEA WHAT HAPPENED?

AH, WE'RE WORKING ON IT --

NOTHING YET.

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE STARTING

TO MAKE UP THEIR OWN STORIES.

IT'S CRAZY TALK.

ONE LADY SAID SHE SAW AN

ORANGUTAN IN HER BACKYARD -- A

GORILLA OR SOMETHING.

HAD ANOTHER GUY SAY HE SAW UFOs

IN THE SKY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

IT'S CRAZY.

IT'S CRAZY WHAT PEOPLE WILL

THINK OF.

DID YOU HIT ANY OF THA HURRICANE, JOHN?

HUH? OH.

NO, NO, IT WAS STILL PRETTY FAR

SOUTH.

WELL, GOOD.

I'M GLAD IT'S NOT COMING THIS

WAY.

I WAS AFRAID I'D HAVE TO CANCEL

THE PARTY.

THERE'S SOMETHING WE NEED TO

TALK TO YOU ABOUT, HECTOR.

YOU GOT A SECOND?

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

IF YOU'RE TRYING TO STAR SOME TROUBLE, GIRL, I'LL MAKE

YOU PAY:

YOU BETTER BACK OFF MY BABY

GO ON AND GET OU WHILE YOU CAN

YOU BETTER BACK OFF MY BABY

GET YOUR CLAWS OFF OF MY MAN

[ GUITAR SOLO ]

GET YOUR CLAWS OFF OF MY MAN

[ GUITAR SOLO ]

[ GROWLING ]

[ SONG ENDS ]

[ WAVES CRASHING ]

I DON'T LIKE BOLOGNA

SANDWICHES.

UH-HUH.

NOW, FRIED BOLOGNA -- THAT'S

OKAY.

HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE A

SKUNK APE.

HE'S GETTING AWAY.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

IF WE CAN JUST KEEP HIM IN

SIGHT, HE'LL RUN OUT OF ISLAND.

THERE HE IS.

HE'S HEADING FOR THE OLD

SPANISH FORT.

COME ON.

HE'S TRAPPED.

THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE FOR HIM TO

GO.

SHOULD WE CALL JOHN?

HELL, NO.

I'M GONNA END THIS RIGHT HERE.

WE'VE HAD RED TIDE LIKE THIS

BEFORE.

WHY IS IT SUCH A BIG DEAL THIS

TIME?

YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO

TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, HECTOR.

WHATEVER YOU SAY, TILLIS.

I'LL MAKE SURE PEOPLE STAY CLEAR

OF THE BEACH.

WHEN'S THE PARTY STARTING?

ABOUT AN HOUR.

BRAG TO TILLIS. COME IN.

THAT'S BRAG.

HE'S GONNA WANT ME BACK ON THE

BEACH.

HEY, WOULD YOU MAKE SURE THE

GIRLS ARE OKAY?

SURE THING.

I'LL CALL YOU ON THE RADIO IF

I NEED YOU.

ABSOLUTELY.

OKAY.

I'M GONNA TAKE THIS OVER HERE.

HECTOR, THERE'S SOMETHING I

NEED TO TELL YOU.

HEY, HECTOR?

HOLD ON A SECOND, JOHN.

[ SEA GULLS CRYING ]

HEY, JOHN.

OH, HEY.

HEY.

SO, I GUESS YOU GUYS DIDN' LEAVE TOWN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

DON'T THINK WE DIDN'T TRY.

WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR

MIND?

SOMETHING SUDDENLY CAME UP.

PLUS, HECTOR IS FIXING OUR

CAR IN EXCHANGE FOR US PLAYING

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