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Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl Page #9
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Wife:
Liberal rubbish! What do you want with your jugged fish, Klaus?Husband:
Pardon, my wide-thighed plum?Wife:
What do you want with your jugged fish, you clothied git?Husband:
Hallibut!Wife:
The jugged fish is hallibut!Husband:
All right. What fish do you have that is not jugged?Wife:
Uuh, rabbit.Husband:
What, rabbit fish?Wife:
Well, it's all covered in fur.Husband:
Well, is it dead?Wife:
Well, it was coughing up blood last night.Husband:
All right, I'll have the dead, unjugged rabbit fish.Female Voice:
One dead, unjugged rabbit fish later.ONE DEAD UNJUGGED
RABBIT FISH LATER
Husband:
Apalling!Wife:
Oh, you're always complaining.Husband:
What's for afterwards?Wife:
Well, there's rat pie, rat pudding, rat sorbet or, uh, strawberry tart.Husband:
Strawberry tart?Wife:
Well, uh, it's got some rat in it.Husband:
How much?Wife:
Six. Rather a lot really.Husband:
I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.Female Voice:
One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later.ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART
WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER
Husband:
Apalling!Wife:
"Moan, moan, moan!"Son:
Hello, mom! Hello, dad!Husband:
Hello, son!Son:
There's a dead bishop on the landing!Wife:
Where...where's he from?Son:
What do you mean?Wife:
What's his diocese?Son:
Well, he looked a bit Canterburyish to me.Husband:
I'll go and have a look.Wife:
I ---- who's bringing them here.Son:
Well, it's not me.Wife:
I put three out by the trashcans last week and the garbagemen won't touch them.Husband:
It's the bishop of Leicester!Wife:
How do you know?Husband:
Tatooed on the back of his neck! I think I'd better call the police!Wife:
Should you call the church?Son:
Call the church police!Husband:
That's a good idea! The church police!Michael Palin:
Hello! What's all this then? Amen!Wife:
Are you the church police?Church Police:
Oh, yes!Wife:
There's another dead bishop on the landing, sergeant!Michael Palin:
Detective ----, madam! What is he? R.C. or ----?Wife:
How should I know?Michael Palin:
Tatooed on the back of their neck! Here, is that rat tart?Wife:
Oh, uh, yes.Michael Palin:
Disgusting! Right, men! The hunt is on! Let us kneel in prayer! Oh, Lord!Church Police:
Oh, Lord, we deseach thee. Let us ---- the Bishop of Leicester.The Almighty Powers of God: [Thunder]
Angels' Choir:
[Chant]God:
The one in the braces, he done it.Angels' Choir:
[Chant]Husband:
It's a fair cop, but society is to blame.Michael Palin:
Right, we'll arrest them instead!John Cleese:
Come on, you! Are you in society? Are you in society?Wife:
Ho, ho, ho, ho...Michael Palin:
Right, we'd like to conclude this arrest with a hymn.Michael Palin :
The whole thing's bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small.
The whole thing's bright and wonderful...
Lumberjack:
I never wanted to be in such a shambledy sketch. I always wanted to be...a lumberjack! Leaping from tree totree...as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The larch...the redwood...the mighty sequioa...with my best
girl by my side! The giant deadwood, the spruce...the little Californian root tree! We'd sing, sing, sing!
Lumberjack :
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir & Girl :
He's a lumberjack and he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack :
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.
Choir :
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea.
Lumberjack :
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir :
He's a lumberjack and he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack :
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars.
Choir :
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing, and hangs around in bars?
Lumberjack:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day .
Choir & Girl :
He's a lumberjack and he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack :
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa.
Choir :
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra?
John Cleese:
What kind of god damn fairy cunny fairy f*ggot...All except Girl :
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!
MONTY:
PYTHONS:
FLYING CIRCUS:
[Liberty Bell - John Philip Sousa]
Concert Film
Produced and
Directed by
TERRY HUGHES:
Filmed Sequences
Directed by
IAN MACNAUGHTON:
Post Production
Director and Editor
JULIAN DOYLE:
Executive Producer
DENIS O'BRIENCONCERT
Concert Film Co-Producer
JAMES RICH, JR.
HOLLYWOOD BOWL:
Production Coordinator
ANNE HENSHAW:
Stage Manager
MOLLIE KIRKLAND:
Production Design
JOHN MACGRAW:
and
JOHN MILES:
Sound
STAN MILLER:
Wardrobe
DAY MURCH:
HAZEL PETHIG:
Props
CHARLES KNOBE:
BILL PEIRCE:
Make up
VE NEILL:
MAGGIE WESTON:
Promotion
CLOG HOLDING and
LARRY WALLON:
Press
PATTI WRIGHT:
Python's U.S. Coordinator
NANCY LEWIS:
Music Production
ANDRE JACQUEMIN:
Title Music
JOHN DUPREZ:
and
RAY COOPER:
CONCERT FILM:
Edited By
JIMMY B. FRAZIER
Lighting Design By
WILLIAM KLAGES:
Video Control
JOHN B. FIELD
JOHN PALACIO:
Audio Recordist
ED GREEN:
Script Supervisor
SANDRA PEARSON:
Unit Manager
DAVID R. HORNE
Production Manager
STEVE TERRY:
The End
Technical Directors
JOHN B. FIELD
JIMMY B. FRAZIER
KEN HOLLAND:
GARY MATZ:
Camera Operators
DAVE HILMER:
MIKE KEELER:
JOHN LEE:
DAVE LEVISOHN:
WAYNE ORR:
Technical Operations
Supervisor
STEVE DEAVER:
Videotape Operator
BILL CONROY:
Maintenance
BILL FEIGHTNER:
BERT WEYL:
Assistant Audio
JEFF FECTEAU:
CHRIS SEIDENGLANZ
LARRY STEPHENS:
RTS Phonelines
KENNETH NUNN:
Camera Assistance
DAN ANDRESEN:
JOHN MAYON:
Audio Utility
RICH BROWN:
MIKE WILSON:
Audio Re-Recording
JERRY CLEMANS:
Opticals Designed By
C.D. TAYLOR
Rear Projection
BACKGROUND ENGINEEERS
Assistant
Videotape Editors
MARK BERNEY:
KEN LASKI:
Production Associate
JOANNE FISH:
The End
Recorded in Imagevision By
COMPACT VIDEO:
SERVICES, INC.
Piss Off
Concert Film Assembly
ARDEN RYNEN:
Post Production Supervisor
SANDRA PEARSON:
With Thanks To
MARTY FELDMAN:
ANGUS JAMES:
DAVID LIPSCOMB:
TIM BROOKE-TAYLOR
ARISTA RECORD, INC.
CHARISMA RECORDS LTD.
Piss Off
Staged
and
Presented by
MONTY PYTHON:
COPYRIGHT � 1982
THE MONTY PYTHON BEGGING BOWL PARTNERSHIP
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
No. 26740
THE JURISDICTION OF
MOTION PICTURE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA
THE CHARACTERS AND INCIDENTS PORTRAYED AND THE NAMES USED HEREIN
ARE FICTITIOUS, AND ANY SIMILARITY TO THE NAME, CHARACTER OR HISTORY
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