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Synopsis: Ineffectual, 'has-been' film-maker (Dennis Quaid) swindles his way into an interview with a film executive (Greg Kinnear) in order to pitch an outrageous and controversial comedy manuscript. After pitching the first of his thirteen offbeat fables, the dejected artist forces the rest of his disjointed allegory on the executive at gunpoint. He tells stories of a woman on a blind date with a man who has testicles growing from his neck, in another a smitten woman offers her neck to her boyfriend to 'poop' on -as a sign of commitment and love. In yet another two parents take home-schooling to a whole new level of indecency, striving to give their isolated teenage son all the 'regular' torment and humiliation of puberty by bullying, peer-pressuring and even seducing him themselves. An off-beat, elephant-in-the-room type film.
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Romance
Director(s): Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrell
Actors: Dennis Quaid, Greg Kinnear, Common, Charlie Saxton
Production: Relativity Media
  4 wins & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.3
Metacritic:
18
Rotten Tomatoes:
4%
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Year:
2013
94 min
$8,700,000
Website
2,541 Views

No, Amy. Amy.

- Look...

- No.

If it'll make you happy,

I'll find another home for Beezel.

- He's just a cat...

- (MUFFLED YOWL)

...but you...

you're the woman that I love.

- Really? You'd get rid of him?

- I will.

- I love you.

- I love you.

No, I love you.

(SOBBING)

ANSON:
Beezel, where are you, boy?

Come out, come out,

you little rat f***er.

(WHISTLING) Beezel!

Bee... Sh*t. I told my mother

we'd have him there in an hour.

I mean, she was nice enough

to take him off our hands.

Do you mind going outside

and checking for him?

- Absolutely.

- I'm going to go upstairs.

Beezel.

- Beezel.

- (ENGINE REVVING)

(ENGINE REVVING)

(GROANING)

(HISSING)

Oh, crap.

(GROANING)

(YELLING)

- That's it! Son of a b*tch!

- (YOWLING)

- Cock-sucking...

- (MEOWING)

...motherfucking...

...Garfield reject piece of sh*t!

(YOWLING)

Die... you... dick-Ioving devil cat!

- (YELLING)

- (PEOPLE GASPING)

(MEOWING)

What?

Don't look.

Mommy, she's beating

that cat... to death!

He tried to kill me.

No, you don't understand.

You don't understand.

# That gay f***ing cat

- Please.

- # Anson's cat

- Get her!

- (ALL YELLING)

- No!

- Get her!

# F***ed my life

# F***ed my life

# That gay f***ing cat

# Destroyed my life

# Despicable cat

# F*** me! #

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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