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Mr. and Mrs. Incredible Page #3
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- 2011
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I'm here to assist Bai Xiao Clan
I've heard of Bai Xiao Clan
It sells tea!
Bai Xiao Clan has existed over a century
Their job is to sort out the different sects
of martial arts
Their new Grandmaster Blanc has suggested
to rearrange the ranking of all disciplines
and sects
What's with the small writings...
So ten days from now,
they'll hold a ranking event here
There's something I don't understand
Our village is so faraway
with nearly no facilities
How did the government decide to give us...
such a wonderful event?
This is a faraway neutral place
It will help to reduce the friction
between different sects
Plus, we have arranged
for everything to be done
All you need to do is the arrangement
for hospitality
This is going to be busy as hell!
That's not true
It is our time the repay our country
Now that it needs us
We should cooperate
Everybody
The country has chosen our village
to host this Ranking Event
It is such an...
Honour!
There would be tens of thousands of tourists
We'll be rich
There won't be many people
This is not an open competition
It's by invitation only
That's good
Looked crowded but not crowded,
that's hard to find!
Villagers are not allow to watch
That's even better
A competition that no one watches
How mysterious and exciting is that!
It's... it's not that exciting...
Oh, never mind... inspector!
Let me find you a place to stay, please...
Both the fish and chicken taste good,
delicious
Something is wrong
What's wrong?
Let me think for a moment
We should leave!
It's your fault, why didn't you tell them
not to hold the event here!
We don't look for trouble,
but it is looking for us
We should just leave
Alright, let's pack Okay
Hey, but we've just moved and decorated...
Right, we've only just moved in,
and if we disappear
it'll look suspicious
You're right
This event is just for ranking
It won't be real fights, right?
Right
They'll leave after a couple of days
We've retired for so long,
no one will remember us
That Blanc guy is newly appointed
He won't care for us...
Alright, we don't need to leave!
Are you sure?
Of course
We're just normal people,
living ordinary lives
Right?
Right
We should just act normal
Then everything will be fine
You think too much
Am I right?
Right
You are so smart
Nothing you've thought about can go wrong
They just can't leave soon enough
Awesome
But there will be a solar eclipse in 10 days
Why would such a big event
happen on such a bad day?
Don't be so superstitious!
I don't care
I think we are so lucky
We've been getting along so well
I have never had a fight with you
But do you think we lack passion?
Should we have a fight?
Yeah, how should we start?
You don't know?
Are you stupid?
You just keep going on and on,
it's so annoying
You want a fight, here it is!
Can't you just let me eat
my dinner peacefully?
What's wrong with you?
I always have to clean up your mess
What now? What's with the long face?
You're not going to cry, are you?
Hey, darling
Hey... I'm just trying it out on you
Don't cry
We are just playing, right?
Time out, we'll never try this again?
I'm just acting
We're fighting... I have to play my part
Your acting is good
Do you think this life style is
more exciting and fun?
Well, It's beating faster
But not yet fast enough...
Come on, let's try it on
What? Here?
Yeah, come on, sit up!
Really?
Hey, no!
It's always me who clean up the mess
Go to our room... Come on...
I want to try and have a boy tonight
So what do I have to do?
You just have to lay down,
and I'll take care of the rest
I'm the Real Crane Master
I'm the original!
I'm the real one!
Fight!
Make a move!
Hey... can you two please stop this?
Hey, who the hell are you, bastard!
Ouch!
You...
My head hurts...
Ouch... I'm dying...
Please, spare me my life
What's the point of arguing here?
You two are so good
Why don't you leave the fight on stage?
Laughing at your husband's pain,
you are so mean!
Oh, right
Darling!
Darling! Are you alright?
It's okay...
I was so worried
Your acting is quite over the top
Me over the top?
Nobody recognizes us
Yes
Not only does nobody recognize us
they keep calling me bastard
Bastard, bastard
I've also heard people calling you granny
Who called me granny? Who called me granny?
Are you happy when people calls me granny?
I've got to work
Who's calling me granny?
Puffer fish balloons, large and curvy
Pearly
The balloon is so big, it's cute
Hello
You hold on to her
The balloon might take her away
Bye
Flint
Panda masks
Hello
Doesn't this look cute?
This mask is much more fun, right?
Tell your parents to buy one for you...
Miss, how may I help you?
You look like someone I know
Who?
Gazer Warrior
Huh? Gayer Warrior?
Who is he, never heard of him?
I only said you looked like him
I'm Phoenix Bleu, an apprentice, and you are?
I'm Flint, the head of guards of this village
Alright, I'll call you Flinty
Hello!
My name is Kong... King Kong
Is there problem with your eyes?
No
I'm Phoenix Bleu
Hello, Phoenix
Would you know if there are places to stay?
Excuse me, I'm an official here
Which sect are you with?
Grandmaster of the Golden Gate
Kong... King Kong!
Oh, there's no record of you,
Grandmaster Kong
It's under King
There's no record of that either
I'm not here to compete,
I have special approval
I'm here as a spectator
Oh...
I'm a very important VIP
A spectator then
Hey... Garlic and Onion!
Take them to an inn
Would you be interested in looking
for an inn with me?
Not interested
That's alright
But it will be the best and most expensive inn
The best place left is their home
But it's more expensive than an inn
Expensive is good
Here's your document
Take them home with you
Alright... see you...
He must be some spoiled rich kid
I don't like this type of guys
Well... What type of guys do you like?
I like Gazer Warrior
I met him once when I was a kid...
That day...
Geezer Warrior, this is for you
I absolutely love him
Really?
Your eyes look very similar
But he doesn't have as much beard
Well, do you like my beard?
It's not my thing
I'm hungry, are there any local delicacies?
Alright, let me take you out for food!
Do you eat snakes?
No, I don't
Scorpions, it's the best here
just lacking some style
The colour is so bland
If this is my place
I'll make it much more vibrant,
it'll look so much better
Exactly! Tea is ready
Come on, drink it
Please sit
Have a cup of tea
Hey, Rouge, where's your husband?
Busy working, of course
Right...
So many people have come for the event
Flint must be busy serving the guests
Yes, busy of course
What are you saying,
why don't you come out with it?
It's nothing...
It's just that I saw your husband
He was walking around
with a girl that dressed in blue
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