Mr. and Mrs. Incredible Page #3

---

I'm special agent Hall

I'm here to assist Bai Xiao Clan

I've heard of Bai Xiao Clan

It sells tea!

Bai Xiao Clan has existed over a century

Their job is to sort out the different sects

of martial arts

Their new Grandmaster Blanc has suggested

to rearrange the ranking of all disciplines

and sects

What's with the small writings...

So ten days from now,

they'll hold a ranking event here

There's something I don't understand

Our village is so faraway

with nearly no facilities

How did the government decide to give us...

such a wonderful event?

This is a faraway neutral place

It will help to reduce the friction

between different sects

Plus, we have arranged

for everything to be done

All you need to do is the arrangement

for hospitality

This is going to be busy as hell!

That's not true

It is our time the repay our country

Now that it needs us

We should cooperate

Everybody

The country has chosen our village

to host this Ranking Event

It is such an...

Honour!

There would be tens of thousands of tourists

We'll be rich

There won't be many people

This is not an open competition

It's by invitation only

That's good

Looked crowded but not crowded,

that's hard to find!

Villagers are not allow to watch

That's even better

A competition that no one watches

How mysterious and exciting is that!

It's... it's not that exciting...

Oh, never mind... inspector!

Let me find you a place to stay, please...

Both the fish and chicken taste good,

delicious

Something is wrong

What's wrong?

Let me think for a moment

We should leave!

It's your fault, why didn't you tell them

not to hold the event here!

We don't look for trouble,

but it is looking for us

We should just leave

Alright, let's pack Okay

Hey, but we've just moved and decorated...

Right, we've only just moved in,

and if we disappear

it'll look suspicious

You're right

This event is just for ranking

It won't be real fights, right?

Right

They'll leave after a couple of days

We've retired for so long,

no one will remember us

That Blanc guy is newly appointed

He won't care for us...

Alright, we don't need to leave!

Are you sure?

Of course

We're just normal people,

living ordinary lives

Right?

Right

We should just act normal

Then everything will be fine

You think too much

Am I right?

Right

You are so smart

Nothing you've thought about can go wrong

They just can't leave soon enough

Awesome

But there will be a solar eclipse in 10 days

Why would such a big event

happen on such a bad day?

Don't be so superstitious!

I don't care

I think we are so lucky

We've been getting along so well

I have never had a fight with you

But do you think we lack passion?

Should we have a fight?

Yeah, how should we start?

You don't know?

Are you stupid?

You just keep going on and on,

it's so annoying

You want a fight, here it is!

Can't you just let me eat

my dinner peacefully?

What's wrong with you?

I always have to clean up your mess

What now? What's with the long face?

You're not going to cry, are you?

Hey, darling

Hey... I'm just trying it out on you

Don't cry

We are just playing, right?

I've really scared you

Time out, we'll never try this again?

I'm just acting

We're fighting... I have to play my part

Your acting is good

Do you think this life style is

more exciting and fun?

Well, It's beating faster

But not yet fast enough...

Come on, let's try it on

What? Here?

Yeah, come on, sit up!

Really?

Hey, no!

It's always me who clean up the mess

Go to our room... Come on...

I want to try and have a boy tonight

So what do I have to do?

You just have to lay down,

and I'll take care of the rest

I'm the original Crane Master

I'm the Real Crane Master

I'm the original!

I'm the real one!

Fight!

Make a move!

Hey... can you two please stop this?

Hey, who the hell are you, bastard!

Ouch!

You...

My head hurts...

Ouch... I'm dying...

Please, spare me my life

What's the point of arguing here?

You two are so good

Why don't you leave the fight on stage?

Laughing at your husband's pain,

you are so mean!

Oh, right

Darling!

Darling! Are you alright?

It's okay...

I was so worried

Your acting is quite over the top

Me over the top?

Nobody recognizes us

Yes

Not only does nobody recognize us

they keep calling me bastard

Bastard, bastard

I've also heard people calling you granny

Who called me granny? Who called me granny?

Are you happy when people calls me granny?

I've got to work

Who's calling me granny?

Puffer fish balloons, large and curvy

Pearly

The balloon is so big, it's cute

Hello

You hold on to her

The balloon might take her away

Bye

Flint

Panda masks

Hello

Doesn't this look cute?

This mask is much more fun, right?

Tell your parents to buy one for you...

Miss, how may I help you?

You look like someone I know

Who?

Gazer Warrior

Huh? Gayer Warrior?

Who is he, never heard of him?

I only said you looked like him

I'm Phoenix Bleu, an apprentice, and you are?

I'm Flint, the head of guards of this village

Alright, I'll call you Flinty

Hello!

My name is Kong... King Kong

Is there problem with your eyes?

No

I'm Phoenix Bleu

Hello, Phoenix

Would you know if there are places to stay?

Excuse me, I'm an official here

Which sect are you with?

Grandmaster of the Golden Gate

Kong... King Kong!

Oh, there's no record of you,

Grandmaster Kong

It's under King

There's no record of that either

I'm not here to compete,

I have special approval

I'm here as a spectator

Oh...

I'm a very important VIP

A spectator then

Hey... Garlic and Onion!

Take them to an inn

Would you be interested in looking

for an inn with me?

Not interested

That's alright

But it will be the best and most expensive inn

The best place left is their home

But it's more expensive than an inn

Expensive is good

Here's your document

Take them home with you

Alright... see you...

He must be some spoiled rich kid

I don't like this type of guys

Well... What type of guys do you like?

I like Gazer Warrior

I met him once when I was a kid...

That day...

Geezer Warrior, this is for you

I absolutely love him

Really?

Your eyes look very similar

But he doesn't have as much beard

Well, do you like my beard?

It's not my thing

I'm hungry, are there any local delicacies?

Alright, let me take you out for food!

Do you eat snakes?

No, I don't

Scorpions, it's the best here

This place looks alright

just lacking some style

The colour is so bland

If this is my place

I'll make it much more vibrant,

it'll look so much better

Exactly! Tea is ready

Come on, drink it

Please sit

Have a cup of tea

Hey, Rouge, where's your husband?

Busy working, of course

Right...

So many people have come for the event

Flint must be busy serving the guests

Yes, busy of course

What are you saying,

why don't you come out with it?

It's nothing...

It's just that I saw your husband

He was walking around

with a girl that dressed in blue

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes