Mr. and Mrs. Incredible Page #4

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laughing and joking

I haven't seen him so happy for a while

Didn't you say a lot of guests have arrived

Nothing wrong with him serving a guest

Yes I see...

Do you remember Nancy?

Her husband was the same

He looked so good and honest

Out of the blue he ran off with a young girl!

That's why my mom always reminded me

All men think with their upper body!

It's the lower body!

Right, with their lower body, lower body

Flint and I are getting on really well

He won't cheat on me

So, what else has your mom taught you?

My mom also told me

if a man has another woman

when he gets home,

he won't want to leave any traces

So the first thing he'll do when he's home

Is to take a bath!

Bath? Yes

Darling, I'm home!

Hey, you b*tches, no...

Fatties, no...

Don't let me disturb you. I'm taking a bath

Of course he needs a bath after a busy day.

He stinks

Yes, yes

Also, when a man has cheated,

he'll be extra happy

and he'll display

this happiness unintentionally

Falsetto!

Yes, my husband is very talented

He can sing bass, alto and soprano

A man will also feel younger if he's cheating

and will be super hyperactive

The water must be cold

he's making weird noises!

You know what men love to do

when they feel younger?

Dress up!

Darling

Where's your beard?

How is it?

Do I look handsome?

Very much!

Let me cook tonight, you girls just talk

Flint...

You look so happy.

Something good happened?

No, of course not

Since you are cooking, can we stay for dinner?

You girls are so hard to invite, of course!

Oh, yeah...

Don't you girls need to cook at home?

Leave, go home! Let's go...

Why have you shaved?

Didn't you say it's a mess?

Why didn't you shave last month or next month

Why today?

Yeah, why...

But why can't I shave today?

Because I don't like it today

Oh... you want a fight, right?

You are really good today

Let's listen!

Wow! It's a little fast

Hey, do you want to try for a boy or a girl?

Try in hell!

Hey, are you coming tomorrow?

To hell I will!

Do you want dinner?

Go to hell!

What the hell?

The Ranking Event is about to commence

Welcome the Grandmasters

of the Five Mountains

Phoenix is waving at me

Now I present the organiser

of this Ranking Event

Grandmaster Blanc of Bai Xiao Clan

Welcome to this Ranking Event

More and more sects of martial arts

have developed

It's messy and non-coordinated

Some has been good,

some has been disastrous

which has caused many friction

Before the old Grandmaster retired

he has hoped that I can hold a Ranking Event

so we can fairly and properly

decide which sect is the best

at different disciplines

Let the Ranking Event commence

And now...

It's lunch time!

Great!

Let's get to work

Where's the food?

Hey, where is the food!

It's gone!

What?

Why?

The food we prepared was all eaten

Why don't you tell them to cook more?

The chefs all quitted because of the pressure!

This is the last chicken wing,

I saved it for you

This wing is mine!

Wow...

Have they just been released from jail?

Lunch is here

We're saved

So many chicken wings

let's share

Share

Have some tea

Thank you, darling

Hey, I'm just here to see

if there's any good-looking guys

I'm the good-looking guy

This is Grandmaster Blanc of

Bai Xiao Clan... And my wife

My name is Rouge

Hello, Madame

Your cooking is so good

Just look at all of them getting along

Food can really change this world

Can I have some more rice?

I'm sorry, he already took the last bowl

Grandmaster, if you don't mind, it's yours

Thank you

Excuse me

He shows such grace

even when fighting for food

So charming

Who does he think he is?

Dressing up matching colours to his name

Is he crazy?

Hey, have you finished looking?

I haven't eaten anything yet, I'm hungry

Make me something to eat

Alright, it'll be quick!

Hey, pass me some ginger...

Phoenix, how are things?

The girl in blue?

They are so happy

Go away!

What did you do?

Who's she?

She's an apprentice, Phoenix Bleu

You know her very well?

Not really...

we just met

Flinty

You okay, granny?

I'm granny, and he's Flinty!

It's going to start

I have to go

Bye Flinty... and Granny

Bye Mrs. Flint

Bye... Hey!

I don't like her

Why not? Phoenix has done nothing...

I don't care, my instinct tells me I don't

I don't like her

But... That's all

That's all!

Alright... I'm going back to work

Clean your face, you look like a coal miner

Freestyle fighting commences!

Green Mountain, 368 Roaring Power Punch

What do you think? Not bad, right?

When's he going to stop?

Just watch

Are all of you nervous?

Hope you get a good ranking

What's the use of getting a good ranking

at this place?

It's not going to turn us rich

Stop explaining to a granny.

What does she know?

Hey!

Don't call me granny, it's not polite

You are so granny-looking,

what else should I call you?

Go and get us a fruit platter, but remember

apples need to be sliced

The oranges need to be peeled

You? What?

Just go and get it granny

To hell with you

You are all idiots! Mrs. Flint...

What fruit do you want,

I'll get it for you in one go

No

I'm really sorry that

they are causing you trouble

It's alright, I'm just here to help my husband

Hey, but they don't seem to be too happy

Maybe they are tired after such a long trip

Grandmaster, you are so young and handsome

and polite. You're a gem!

You're welcome

I'm just doing what the old Grandmaster

has hoped

So why don't your apprentices enter the event?

For fairness all of our apprentices...

...are not allow to enter

That's like "always the bridesmaid

never the bride"

Through generations, our teaching has been

to serve all sects of martial arts

with all our hearts

See...

Yes!

Yeah!

All sects of martial arts have gathered,

I'm so emotional

Why is there a need for different sects?

Do they really need it?

Do they have to have it?

I'm not the one who decides the sects

If they can give up their sects and become one

that'll be the best thing ever happened

Didn't realise you have such hidden depth

Phoenix is looking at me

You do change the topic pretty fast

So do you fancy her?

Yes

Then you have to think up some strategy

I never use any strategy on girls

Phoenix

I fancy you, do you fancy me?

No, I don't

How could that be?

Wow! That was a real eye opener

You're welcome

I really can't think of anything,

what have you got?

In the game of love

it is all about who fancies who more

Thank you for your guidance

What should I do next?

You need to get attention...

...without making the first move

And when she does,

you'll mean that much more

Flinty!

Are you alright?

Flinty, I've got some dates...

...from home for you to try

I think there's something wrong with him

Just be careful of him

Here, try one

Let me feed you. Don't get your hands dirty

Hey, it's working

She has noticed you, now walk on, go

Wow! Excellent punch!

There's no way

he could have dodged the punch

Why so?

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