Mr. Magoo Page #5

Hold on.

The little angel is trying to sleep.

So, you know...

Well, where did she go?

Kids. Can't sit still for a second.

Ah, well, I think

she's run off there...

where she can have

her chocolate in private.

Now, Waldo, this is the plan.

I will gain entry to the house

through a window.

You keep an eye on the lawn party

and spot Luanne Le Seur if you can.

Waldo, you need to take some Tic-Tacs.

- Unc, it's not me.

- Please, please. L, l...

I am talking to someone here, Waldo.

Now, please.

Now, what you have to do is...

Great Scott!

Step on it, Unc!

Stop! Stop! Go back!

Come on, Angus! Come on!

Good boy.

Unc, there's Luanne.

All right.

Now, I'll nab him.

You keep your eye on Le Suer,

but don't forget:

She's smart, dangerous, ruthless,

soft, beautiful, a good kisser...

- Unc!

- Huh? Yeah, all right, all right.

Keep your eye open for pitfalls.

How are you?

Senorita Le Seur,

at last we meet.

- You have the Star?

- Do you have the 15 million?

It may take them time to count.

Please stay for the wedding. Afterwards,

I will have Javier take care of you.

Thank you.

Do it quietly

and don't disturb the guests...

or I'll be very disappointed.

Kid, are you lost?

I was looking for the pool.

- Wow! Oh, it's beautiful.

- Ooh, pretty, yes?

- I'll go get the bridesmaids.

- Okay.

Hello?

Oh!

Time for a little Red Cross here,

Magoo.

Let me see.

Oh, my dear child!

You should have your dentist

file down those teeth.

Rosita? Darling?

Are you with no clothes on?

Is everything all right?

I'm crazy with the love, mi amor.

I will see you soon,

my precious flower.

Before we take our sacred vows,

precious one, I have a surprise.

So do I!

Adios, amor. Nuevo nacho.

It wouldn't last.

I've never loved you.

- Get him!

- Out of the way!

Waldo?

Unc, help! Over here!

- This is no time for a rope exercise.

- Unc, that thing's down here.

- Good Lord!

- The rope, Unc, get the rope.

- The rope?

- Magoo!

This is the rope

that can save the boy.

All right, let's have at it.

I will exchange the ruby

for the rope.

Of course, take it. Take it.

But help me with the boy.

You know, I should have you killed,

but I admire a family man.

- You'll be safe in a minute, Waldo.

- Ready?

- Ready.

- Good luck.

Hold on there, Waldo.

Helicopter!

Magoo has brought police!

It's that way!

- Attaboy, Angus. Good boy.

- Whoa! Whoa!

- Higher! Pull!

- Good, Angus.

Here we are. Police! Don't move

Stay there!

Ortega Peru!

He's escaping that way!

No one escapes Magoo.

There goes the bride.

Oh, man! You'd think Peru

could've done better than that.

Magoo's dog!

Let's get him!

You weren't leaving without me,

were you?

There's the getaway limo.

Hold your horses!

- Unc!

- Arrest him!

Call the chopper!

We have to stop him!

Show me the ruby.

Big nasty woman!

Get back!

Thank you. Crime never pays, my boy.

Could you pull over?

I'd like to get off.

Ortega Peru, you are under arrest!

Land your helicopter now!

Don't panic.

We're dropping down a raft.

Swim toward the raft.

Hurry up.

Swim toward the raft.

We are dropping you a line.

You'll have to hook it up

to the raft.

- Then we will pull you to safety.

- Got you now, missy.

Stay calm.

Hook it to the raft.

Quincy, please, give me the jewel.

You and me together...

Luanne Le Seur, you have

the heart of an artichoke.

Stop wasting time!

You're headed for a waterfall.

Great Scott!

We're safe now.

It's hooked to the raft.

Pull us up.

Well, look at that rainbow, Magoo.

You just might be a leprechaun.

La Cascada de Muerte,

the Falls of Death...

where many a bride

left stranded at the alter...

has jumped to her final...

Oh, my goodness!

Another one! Aye!

- Are you all right, dear?

- W-Well, I'm, I'm all right.

I'm, I'm fine.

Oh, that's the spirit, dear.

You'll find someone else.

It's inner beauty that counts.

Words of wisdom, my dear.

Words of wisdom.

Magoo, you've done it again.

Have a good day.

Whoa!

Who are you?

What are you doing?

I am Simone Deculaat,

the wedding caterer.

Oh, you'll love prison, Simone.

They make great "loaf de meat."

Hey, hey, hey, come here.

Get a picture.

How's my hair look?

- Well done.

- Very nice.

Thank you.

Waldo, thank you.

Oh, you're welcome.

What will you do now?

Well, Uncle Quincy just created

a new position for me in his company.

You're looking at

the head of security.

And now that you have found

your path in life...

I suppose you would not be willing

to return to Kuristan with me.

In a heartbeat.

Well, you don't have to.

I like it here much better.

- Wow!

- Oh, Waldo!

Mr Magoo. Um, sorry we, uh,

put you through all that.

Would you autograph this for us?

By Jove! A-And a very good likeness

of me, too, I must say.

You boys certainly move fast.

The TV movie airs Friday.

Quite right. Quite right.

Always keep moving.

Come on, Angus.

Have a good day.

Well, Angus, it looks like

it's just you and me now.

Don't take this wrong, but I feel

that there's someone out there...

the perfect somebody just for me...

and someday Cupid is gonna fire

into the heart of the bull's-eye.

And this is one steep staircase.

Good exercise

for an old dinosaur like me.

Indeed! Oh, by Jupiter!

Oh, Magoo, you've done it again!

Oh. Pardon me, madam.

Oh, Magoo, you dog!

B-mark.

Come on, now. One and two. One and two.

Higher! One and two. One and two.

Don't stop until you're ready to drop.

Come on, left leg. Keep going.

One and two. One and two.

Unc.

Yes?

Stick 'em up.

Gimme that!

No. You give it to me.

Cut!

Angus, it's a struggle

against the beast.

- Oh, I really got him. Oh, no.

- Cut!

Remember, I hire people to kill people.

- Cut.

- Let me help you.

Get up there, Billy.

Come on, Billy. Come on, boy.

Pee. Go ahead, pee.

Come on, pee, boy.

That's it. Pee. Pee.

Good boy! Good boy!

Cut.

Cut.

Quiet. Action!

Damn!

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