Mr. Magoo Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1997
- 87 min
- 221 Views
Ortega Peru.
What's it to you?
Mr Peru never goes anywhere.
That's right.
I never go anywhere.
So when I go somewhere,
everyone thinks I am nowhere...
when I'm really there.
Now, let's put this show on the road.
Uh, sorry.
Mr Peru, uh, this way.
There are no signs.
So you've been staking out my uncle
all this time.
Is that right?
That's my job.
And the way you say you feel about him,
is, is that part of your job, too?
You all right, boy?
You saw this man?
Yeah. He just went up the mountain.
Said his name was Ortega Peru.
Magoo is Peru?
Magoo, The Piranha.
This is big.
We're gonna need some backup.
Don't you know how to open a door?
Gentlemen,
thank you all for coming.
We're especially honoured today
to have with us Mr Ortega Peru.
I was going to kill someone
this morning...
but I did it last night
so that I could be here.
Well, you're too kind.
Well, when you've changed
your clothes, these lovely ladies...
with chilled champagne in the solarium.
Thank you.
Not bad. What do they mean?
Every time I kill a man...
I tattoo his portrait
on my body.
What do you do when you run out of room?
Stop killing people?
Hey, I bet Peru's got
some pretty nice tattoos.
You hombres, uh, go on ahead.
I have got to use
the, uh, powder room.
Come on!
Let's go!
- Champagne?
- Oh, yes.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Thank you.
Well, now that we're all here,
may I have your attention, please.
This is where
Gentlemen, may I present...
the Star of Kuristan.
The auction will commence
when you write down your opening bids.
Uh, I do not pass my cash...
until I get a close look
at the dingus.
Give it to me in my hand.
Mr Peru?
Your frog is leaking.
Oh. Well.
Gentlemen.
We have an impostor.
Mr Peru is Mr Magoo.
Why would Peru disguise himself
as Magoo?
Shut up, you idiot, and get him!
Keep your distance!
This hepcat has a black belt in mayhem.
Hold it!
Give me the Star of Kuristan.
The Star is mine!
Prunella!
The auction is off. Get out.
Come on, go!
My dear! By gum,
you almost had me fooled.
Unc, watch out.
She's got a gun.
Of course she has, Waldo!
She's a federal agent.
She's not what you think!
Now, Waldo, you're talking about
Yeah, well, nobody's perfect.
Oh, you can't tell me that yesterday
meant nothing to you.
I am a Viking
A lusty, trusty Viking
Yesterday sucked.
And you kissed a carp.
Prunella.
- Give me the jewel!
- This is all you ever wanted?
You're a true gentleman,
and there aren't many of those left.
Too bad you had to go
and get in my way.
All right, I got the gun now.
Halt or I'll fire!
Don't shoot!
It's me! Waldo!
Great Scott!
Waldo, she's bamboozled me!
She, she, she, she, she's a, a sneak.
Uh, after her!
W-Wait. That'll be easier
with your clothes on.
Oh, yeah, clothes.
Oh, yes, yes, clothes.
This way.
- Police!
- Let's beat it!
Hold it!
Come on, let's go!
Look out! Freeze!
- Hold it!
- Keep your hands up!
- There!
- Come with me.
Get that man!
Hold it!
You'll just have to wait your turn.
- She's over there!
- Where?
There!
- It's too late. It's all over.
- Balderdash, Waldo!
It ain't over
until we've cleared our good name.
Aha-ha! A snowboard.
After her, my boy!
- Wait, Unc, no!
- It's as easy as pie!
That's the wrong kind of board!
Hold it!
- Hold on, Angus!
- Stupak, go after them!
The women's boarder cross final
is about to begin.
Ready, set, go!
Get back here, you Jezebel!
I'll catch you, Prunella!
And the winner of the women's
A man? On an ironing board.
Hey!
- Excuse me.
- Up there.
Halt!
Hold it right there!
Ah, a detour.
I'll get you, Prunella!
Freeze!
Watch out!
What?
Unc?
Unc! Unc!
Are you all right?
Don't take that detour, Waldo!
Stay right there.
We'll be right down.
Come on, buddy.
Look! There's
some footprints down there!
They went that way!
Come on!
This is a good idea, Waldo.
You're the real McCoy.
A true Magoo.
I want Magoo.
Who can imagine?
Luanne Le Seur and Mr Magoo.
Yes, we're talking best-seller.
- I can't believe they did it.
- That's it! That's the title!
Now, we just have to check the airports
and search all the hotels...
and make sure
they don't get away.
Senor Peru.
One moment, my darling.
Yes?
The Star of Kuristan is ready
for delivery. You have 15 million?
Of course. It will make
a fitting gift for my fiancee.
- We are to be married this weekend.
- I'll be there tomorrow.
Good.
The Star of Kuristan.
Uh, excuse me.
Do you have a Luanne Le Seur
registered here?
I'll be with you in a moment.
If you'd just sign here.
- Now, who did you want?
- Luanne Le Seur. Is she registered here?
See, we got an airline
late-luggage delivery...
but the party's not staying
at our hotel, so we're checking.
I see.
What hotel are you with?
The St. Paul.
I see.
It says "Fantasy World Costume Rental."
Haven't they let you out
- Madam.
Have a good afternoon, madam.
Angus. Angus.
Now, stop that.
Unc, let's get out of here.
He's onto us.
- Let go.
- Angus, no!
- He's attacking that old lady!
- Great Scott!
Unhand that woman, Angus.
Let me see.
Wow!
Hey, lady,
you forgot your stuff.
What's that?
It's an airline receipt
made out to "Prunella Pagliacci."
Prunella Pagliacci?
That woman is an impostor.
- Unc, that was Luanne Le Seur.
- Well, there, you see?
That's why Angus went after her.
Great Scott!
We had her within our grasp,
and she slipped through our fingers.
Balls of fire!
Oh, good dog, Angus. Good dog.
This receipt is for Brazil.
Why would she go to Brazil?
- She's going to Peru.
- She'd go to Brazil to go to Peru?
- Exactly.
- But why?
To get more for the ruby.
- Peru?
- Exactly.
- But then why go to Brazil?
- Peru is in Brazil.
- Peru is in Brazil?
- Ortega Peru is in Brazil.
Ortega Peru! Of course.
And that's why we're going to Brazil.
Come on, Waldo.
Unc, l, I think this is the place.
Attaboy, Waldo.
Ease up there, Angus.
I like your badge.
Angus.
I'm going on ahead.
You stay here.
I'm gonna eyeball the situation.
Unc, um, m-maybe I should do
the eyeballing.
Father.
Maybe we should leave out the bit
about "till death do us part."
- She's nervous enough already.
- Jefe.
Luanne Le Seur is here, Jefe.
to EuroDisney...
have the Le Seur woman killed,
but quietly.
If you disturb my guests,
I will be very disappointed.
Monkey bars. Must be
a children's playground.
Oh! Hello, little girl.
Did I interrupt you
in your afternoon nappy?
Now, now, we mustn't let
the grown-ups know that we're here.
Now here's something sweet,
a chocolate.
You go ahead. That's it.
Now, you go on back to sleep.
There you are, honey.
You're the ugliest child
I've ever seen.
And needs a change of diaper, too.
Oh, oh, Waldo.
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