Multiple Maniacs Page #4
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but they continued to sleep,
Oh, St. Joseph! Oh, St. Peter!
Oh, St. Bernadette!
Help my mind not to wander!
into the garden. According
to his agreement,
he identified Jesus
with a kiss.
The soldiers began to beat him.
Judas ran away cowardly,
realising what he had done.
When the apostles saw Jesus
was making no use of
supernatural tendencies,
they ran for their lives!
Jesus was taken by the guards,
stripped off his garments
No torture is too hideous to them.
They beat him with chains
and whips for hours
until his flesh
was covered in blood.
Jesus couldn't use his powers
to get free from his torture,
as this torture was
a sacrifice for all men,
a sacrifice that would
always be remembered,
as long as
mankind survived.
By this time I had picked up
from the lady behind me.
Felt it only proper to move away.
Not personally enjoying sexual
encounters with members of the same sex,
to discourage her.
She seemed so sure of herself,
something I naturally admire on people
since I possess this same
strong characteristic myself.
Although lesbianism has never
really appealed to me,
there still was an aura about her
that attracted me to her,
even in all my distaste
for such perversion.
After carefully considering it,
I decided since the Infant of Prague
had brought me to this church,
I should more or less
let fate have its way.
I felt if I cooperated with
this mysterious woman,
spiritually from the experience.
Little did I know
what she had in mind.
I felt her hand reach down
and touch my leg, not at all casually.
I realized it was too late
for social introduction!
This lady had a grip on me that even
now I find it hard to describe.
She kissed me as if Christ himself
of her experienced tongue.
I was suddenly uncontrollable!
Although she had only said
seven words to me,
these words proved to be the key
to the most satisfying
sexual experience
of my entire life!
Think about the
Stations of the Cross!
It was then that I realized
she was using her rosary
as a tool of
erotic pleasure...
My head was spinning,
and at all once she inserted
her rosary into one of my
most private parts!
Second Station:
Jesus is made to carry his cross.
Consider how Jesus, in making this journey
with the cross on his shoulders,
thought of us, and offered
for us to His Father
the death that
He was about to undergo.
Third Station:
Consider this first fall of
Jesus under His Cross.
His flesh was torn by the scourges,
his head crowned with thorns,
and He has lost
He was so weakened
and yet He had to carry...
Four Station:
Jesus meets his afflicted mother.
Consider the meeting
of the son and the Mother,
which took place on this journey.
Jesus and Mary looked at each other...
Fifth Station:
Simon helps Jesus to carry his cross.
Consider how the Jews seeing
that at each step Jesus,
from weakness, was on the point
of expiring, and fearing
that He would die on the way,
when they wished Him to die
the ignominious death of the cross,
constrained Simon the Cyrenian
to carry the cross behind our Lord.
Sixth Station:
Veronica wipes the face of Jesus.
Consider how the holy woman
named Veronica,
seeing Jesus so afflicted, and His face
bathed in sweat and blood,
presented Him with a towel, with which
Seventh Station:
Consider the second fall
a fall which renews
the pain of all the wounds
of the head and members
of our afflicted Lord.
Eight Station:
Jesus speaksto the women of Jerusalem.
Consider how those women
wept with compassion
at seeing Jesus in so pitiable
a state, streaming with blood,
as He walked along.
But Jesus said to them:
"Weep not for Me,
but for your children."
Ninth Station:
Tenth Station:
Jesus is stripped of His Garments.
Consider the violence with which
the executioners stripped Jesus.
Eleventh station:
Jesus is nailed to the Cross.
Consider how Jesus, after being
thrown on the cross, extended His hands.
Twelfth Station:
Jesus dies on the cross.
Consider how thy Jesus, after
three hours' agony on the cross...
- God, it's snowing or something!
- Want to get a drink somewhere?
Well, no... I would, but...
- Have you got any money?
- Not a cent.
Can I kind of hang out with you
for a while today?
I'm supposed to meet somebody
at St. Ursula's later, but not till tonight.
I don't want to get there early
'cos I'm heaty up St. Ursula's.
I'd never done anything like that
before. It was wonderful.
Everybody says that
once they get into it.
I don't even know your name.
It's Mink. But lots of people just
call me "the religious whore".
Oh, Mink. It was a
wonderful experience.
I'm pretty good at it. As a matter of fact,
it's the only thing I ever do
pretty skilled by now, huh?
Do you live around here?
Sometimes. I don't have my
own place or anything.
I usually sleep in churches...
in the confessionals.
They lock the churches up now
because of thieves
and they never check
the confessionals.
Saturday nights are the only problem
because of the early masses
the next day.
And Lent. Sh*t, forget it!
I gotta sleep in synagogues then
and it's just not the same thing,
if you know what I mean.
-Yeah.
-What's your name?
It's Lady Divine, but you can
just call me Divine.
I wish I wasn't so heaty.
Up Immaculate Conception I got
caught once and over St. Theresa's
so whenever I come in they
send a nun in to snoop around.
But I got a nun once and let me tell you
it was just what she needed!
- Please Mink! People will stare!
- I thought we had a thing going!
- We do, Mink. But first I've got
to find my husband.
What? You've got a husband?
Well, actually, he's my boyfriend.
But we're through now.
- Well, I'm going to walk up to...
- No, Mink! You've got to help me!
Oh, Mr. David!
This is even better than amyl nitrate!
This is better than Carbona!
It's even better than heroin!
Go slow...
Turn over!
Oh, Jesus!
This is even better than last time!
24 hours a day!
Oh, that would be
supreme happiness.
You've been f***ing
somebody else.
No, no. I haven't,
Mr. David.
Not since last time with you
at the movie theater.
- Somebody's been there.
- Not since we saw Inga together, I swear.
- You're lying!
- How could I?
I'd never had an experience
like that before.
- Well, somebody has!
- No, I swear.
Well, no MAN has.
No one has been near
my private parts
except for this old lady
I met on the bus.
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