Multiple Maniacs Page #5
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- 1970
- 91 min
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You've been lying
all along.
Oh, no, Mr. David!
It was just that she was so old
that I felt bad for her.
I only let her...
Well, you know.
It was no big production or anything.
It was on the bus and all.
It's almost better than
what we did at Inga.
No, Mr. David.
Nothing could be better than that.
- Do you remember that usher?
- Do you think he saw us?
Well, he saw the dildo!
You do it better than anybody!
Performing acts is my
specialty. Turn over!
He's going to regret having ever met
me once I get ahold of him.
C'mon, Mink!
That slimy little pigfucker!
The Cavalcade? Are you from
the Cavalcade of Perversion?
I read about that
in the morning paper.
I run it, baby.
It's my show.
Oh, Jesus. You're my first
celebrity I ever gave a rosary job to.
And at St. Cecilia's!
Wow, imagine!
I can tell you, the master of
ceremonies is soon to be eliminated.
- How? Are you going to do it?
- Yes, I am!
Are you going to do it?
Oh, please let me come! Please!
I've wanted to perform Extreme
Unction on someone all my life!
I'll do anything you ask
but please let me come.
I don't give a sh*t who comes.
All I know is once I find him
I'm going to make sure he won't
walk out of that room alive.
He's got on my nerves
one time too many.
I don't care if you throw
a party for it.
I wish I had a chance to call on all
my friends and invite them over to watch.
I wish I had a movie camera so that
I could record every second of it
so afterwards I just could sit and
gaze at all my lovely work.
Oh, and that cheesy
little streetwalker!
Neither one of them deserve
an ounce more oxygen
running their putrid little lungs.
I hope they've had their fun
because it'll be the last fun
they ever experience.
Oh, another girl!
A double ceremony!
Oh, Lady Divine! This will be
my supreme day on Earth!
I've wanted to perform Extreme Unction
on someone since I was seven.
And now, not only one body
to bless but two!
Oh, Lady Divine. You're going
to make me a very, very happy girl.
Mr. David, am I better
than Lady Divine?
Different.
Just completely different.
Yeah, I guess Lady Divine is what
you men call a real piece.
She's lost all the sex appeal
Does she love you?
Well, she used to. But now she's
incapable of even liking anybody.
I don't even want to think about her.
She's keeping us apart.
She didn't used to be such a monster.
When I met her...
in 1963, she was just an ordinary
shoplifter with lots of fun inside.
What were you, though?
Oh, I was unemployed.
I always was 'til I met her.
She taught me all the ropes:
dog-napping, phony credit cards,
blackmail, swindling,
drug dealing.
But then she got really shaky.
She became so hostile.
You couldn't depend on her
just to pull off a job.
No, she always had to stick around
and rough them up.
She never picked the places we
did because of the amount of money.
It was always because of the
person that ran it.
She didn't like something about
them. Their looks, their voice...
That would be the place
we'd have to rough.
Then she got really bad:
she killed a cop, it was really stupid.
He was just standing there,
directing traffic.
And she was in a particularly
shitty mood.
She had a new Eldorado then,
she was making good money.
He was standing there, and she
just headed right for him,
floored him and
ran him right down.
Why we didn't get nailed
for that one, I'll never know.
It was awful. She flattened
him like a pancake.
School children were around,
screaming...
She just laughed and went on.
We heard the ambulance sirens but
she just reached over
and turned up the radio.
It made her happy. She loved it.
From that day on,
if she gets to kill a cop
it's one of her most
satisfying days.
Didn't anyone get your plates?
I don't know. She abandoned
the car the next day.
She always used to dress up
real straight.
Like a schoolteacher
or something.
Oh, Mr. David. I can't think of
anything but to kill her!
We're together now,
aren't we?
But I mean living together,
day in and day out.
I'm afraid of her. I tried
not to let you know, but I am.
I've seen her in action
for too many years.
If she found us, she'd kill us both.
We'd be through.
Then it'd be self-defense.
We'd have to.
Bonnie... Have you ever killed
anyone before?
No, I haven't.
But it would be something new.
Something to prove how much
I love you.
A gift from me to you.
- How would we do it?
- Haven't you ever killed anyone?
I've been with Lady Divine
many times when she has.
It used to upset me but
I have to let her do it now.
She claims I did once but I
can't remember anything about it.
It's just a blank, you know.
We were in Hollywood and...
Oh, Bonnie. I don't
want to talk about it.
Mr. David. If you'd killed
someone you'd remember it.
I can't, though.
I honestly can't.
Then I'll do it all by myself.
It's the only way I have
to prove to you how much
I cherish our relationship.
If you did that for me,
I could never ask
another thing from you.
Then it's settled.
Get dressed. We'll have to do it
now or I'll lose my nerve.
Okay.
But how?
She'll be home...
We can go there.
You'll wait outside the door.
I'll leave it unlocked.
I'll try to talk to her.
I'll try to calm her down.
We've got to catch her
off-guard.
There's a gun in the car.
I'll give it to you.
I'll go in and try
to make love to her.
Then, I'll cough loudly.
That will be your signal.
You come in quietly, I'll jump up
and you shoot her.
Then it will be over.
We'll just leave her there.
She's wanted for so many murders
the police won't even care
who killed her.
But, Bonnie...
You'll have to do it.
I realize I am as guilty as you are
but I just can't do it.
Mr, David, it sounds fantastic.
Let's go there right now!
Will anyone else be there?
Cookie, her daughter.
But she goes out eventually.
She goes out every day.
She's a whore, just like her mother.
Mr. David, after this is all over,
I'm going to show you what
happiness is all about!
Where would you like to go?
California? Mexico?
We'll lead a life of constant acts
performed to perfection!
I love you so f***ing much
that I could sh*t!
This is the place!
Pete's? I was there once.
A lot of hippies go here.
Yeah? Well, I know of two who are
going to be leaving real soon!
- Suppose no one answers?
- I'll kick the door in.
Hold on, hold on...
Oh, it's you, Lady Divine.
- Where are they?
- They left 15 minutes ago.
- Are you lying to me?
- I ain't lying. I called you, didn't I?
They took a room upstairs.
I thought you'd be here sooner.
I had some complications.
Uh, oh.
We've got company.
OK, girls. Let's have some ID papers.
Got something for me today, Edith?
Oh, yes, yes. That's all I've got
today. A twenty.
I'll have the rest at the end
of the week.
- What'd we do?
- Let's see the ID.
I don't recognize you girls
from around this neighborhood.
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