Multiple Maniacs Page #6
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- 1970
- 91 min
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We don't like your kind
around here much.
If you know what's good for you,
you won't be walking the streets.
Suppose you let me make up
my mind for myself. OK, copper?
Get smart with me lady
I'll run your ass in.
I don't have any ID papers, officer.
But we didn't do anything.
Yet, you mean. I know your type.
You're lezbeen hookers.
We don't like no lezzies
in this neighbourhood
so get on a bus and go uptown
or wherever you came from.
Hey, you're talking to a lady!
You better watch your language, pig,
before I turn you
into a piece of bacon!
Why aren't you out catching
criminals?
- I'm worried about mother.
- For what?
giving her trouble.
I told her to get rid of him.
He's an a**hole!
She doesn't need the aggravation.
She's not herself lately.
I mean, she's always jumpy.
But not this bad.
All I can say is I wish
somebody'd give me my pay.
- She'll pay ya.
- But when?
She made plenty in D.C. last week
and she didn't give me a penny.
Maybe this is Mom?
Mom?
- Where's your mother?
- She's out and what do you care?
Don't be smart.
Remember who you're talking to.
-And who's that?
- Your mother's boyfriend, don't forget it.
- I think Mother's forgotten it!
- What's that supposed to mean?
And Ricky, what do you
think you're doing?
Lying here on the couch,
relaxing and taking dope.
Don't you ever wear clothes anymore
or are you some kind of nudist?
You had one trick earlier,
wasn't that enough?
- Really, your mother's employees!
- Get out of my face, will you?
Remember, this is my apartment
and I'm being gracious enough
to let you stay here.
If you ever came to my door alone,
I wouldn't ever answer it.
I wonder how you mother
would appreciate this kind of behaviour!
Lying around all day, screwing
anything that's handy,
taking dope constantly, and stealing
and whoring in the streets at night!
Well I haven't heard
any complaints from her.
with the way I'm conducting myself.
She told me she thought I was
a very brave and charming young lady
and she also told me
that she had it with you.
You get on her nerves.
Excess baggage!
She's outright this minute
looking for you to tell you
and I'll laugh my ass off when I
see your face after she's through.
All I can say I wish somebody'd
give me my pay.
Nobody's going to so why don't you
just get your clothes on and get out?
- Keep your f***ing mouth shut.
- Don't say "f***" to me!
Look Mr. Fag Man, you didn't hire me
and you're not going to fire me!
Calm down! Calm down!
Sit down!
You'll get your pay,
don't worry about that!
I oughta let him rip your ass
apart. We'll see who gets fired!
Mother doesn't make
many mistakes in her life,
but when she does she sure picks
a lemon. God, you make me puke!
This is my house! I'm trying
to respect my mother's wishes!
I hope she changes her mind about
a few people. I suspect she will!
What's "Mr. Fag Man"'s
supposed to mean?
Just keep your f***ing
mouth shut, alright?
Even if I was a fag, which I'm sure
you realize it's not the case,
you would be my very last choice
as a mate.
Even Liberace would be more
appealing to anyone with the
particular neurosis you so
rudely attribute to me.
Oh, you're both horrible and
disgusting!
I hope you're not here when
I get back.
I don't ever want to see
your faces again.
I hate you! You've driven
me from my own home!
Mr. David!
She saw me, I had to!
Aim at him!
Aim at him!
I thought she was her!
She looked me right in the eye!
- Just aim the gun at him!
- Should I kill him too?
- If he tries anything, shoot him.
- What are you doing?
Being awfully polite now, aren't you?
Get your head down!
Tie him up and
gag him good.
Don't move an inch or she'll
shoot your brains out!
I'm sorry. I know it was dumb
but I saw her and she scared me.
- Who is she?
- Divine's daughter.
I feel kind of bad about it
but everything'll be all right, won't it?
Hurry up! She'll be home any minute.
We've got to hide them.
- He called us lesbians, that pig!
- Cops are always hassling me.
Just 'cos I'm pretty
they think I'm a whore.
As far as being gay, how long
have you been a lesbian?
Gay!? I'm no lesbian.
At least not until a little while ago.
You're the first female I ever
did anything with.
I'm glad I was the one.
Will your boyfriend be mad?
Who knows what that moron
will think?
I can't even think straight
after that copper.
I tell ya, Mink. I got one once.
It was a real kick!
I ran him down in my new Eldorado.
And there was another one,
one time back in California.
He gave me a warning ticket
but I wouldn't take it.
Last goddam warning ticket
he ever gave.
But I never had one with
my bare hands. I'm sure I'd like to.
I just tried to be polite so that
we could get away from him.
I think they have my description
in one of their files.
It's getting so I can't even
step in a First Friday service
without somebody getting
uptight. And now my whole day
is ruined. You had me all
worked up thinking I was
going to perform Extreme Unction
on your boyfriend and his date.
I knew it was too good
to be true.
Don't you worry about that,
honey! We'll get them!
We'll go back to my daughter's
place. They'll be there alright.
You'll love my little Cookie!
I'm so proud of her. A real little lady!
- And who'll you say I am?
- My new girlfriend, Mink.
Here comes that copper again.
I thought I told you
two to beat it.
Officer, we're trying to leave but
we can't find the bus stop.
- We're lost. Will you help us?
- It's up Broadway.
- I thought it was about that way.
- Up where?
Up there!
- Get him, Divine! Get him!
- Help me!
Just like roping hogs, ain't it hon?
C'mon, we've got 2 more dead
creeps waiting up at my place.
Let's put her back there.
God, we have to go through
with it now.
If Lady Divine sees this, she'll die.
She'll be foaming at the mouth.
This excites me, Mr. David.
Does it excite you?
- In what way?
- You know.
- Don't you ever think of anything else?
- Yes, but it's all boring.
- Make sure there is no blood around.
- Get me a rag!
We've got to hurry.
"Arrest Weirdo in Tate Murder".
God, she was lying the whole
time! That cruel b*tch!
"Charles Watson, Patricia
Krenwinkle, Charles Manson".
I never heard of these people!
That lying bastard!
- Lying about what?
- Sharon Tate.
- You knew her?
- Oh, God! Sharon Tate!
God, she's home!
- What should I do, Mr. David?
- I'll cough. That'll be your signal.
I'm nervous, Mr. David.
But it's all for you.
- Where's Cookie?
- She went out.
- Out where?
- Just out, that's all.
That's a lie! Why are you bringing
this slut to my daughter's
apartment?
That's not very polite.
- I notice you're not alone.
- Yeah. Anything to say?
Nothing. I'm just rather
surprised at your taste.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Take it for what it's worth.
Not much, coming from a sh*t
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