Multiple Maniacs Page #7

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like you.

This is Mink Stole. She's going to be

travelling with me for a while.

So you finally turned dyke?

I'm not surprised.

Dyke? Look who's talking,

all peroxided up!

And what's with her?

Is she some kind of mute?

- I can talk.

- Then say something real cute, hon.

Lady Divine, there's no reason for us

to be mean to each other.

Mr. David and I are in love,

and you have someone else too.

So there's no reason for

any hard feelings.

Oh, God. She can talk.

How unfortunate.

Sit down, Mink.

Make yourself comfortable.

I've got something to tend to

in the kitchen.

I hope you two will be

very happy together.

Yeah? Well, I don't like people

calling me a dyke

when it's obvious that you have

extremely perverted tastes yourself.

Mr. David, I can only take

so much of this kind of talk,

specially from a common lesbian.

Well, my dear, at least I'm not

a bleach-blond hussy

that goes around

screwing unhired gigolos.

Remember you're speaking to someone

miles above your element.

Where did she pick you? On the streets?

Or were you her gym instructor?

Lady Divine, this a**hole is getting

awful disrespectul to me

and his scummy little girlfriend too!

I can only sit around here

and be insulted by turds for so

long! Everyone has a limit!

- Where's Ricky?

- He quit.

That's a lie too!

He quit because you still

had not paid him.

Was I talking to you, miss?

He demanded money from me,

I wouldn't give it to him and he left.

You fired him and you know it!

Maybe you can pull this sh*t over

on this little trick,

but I'm Lady Divine,

just remember that!

At least I'm not a

fat hog like you!

- Oh, God!

- Shoot her! Shoot her!

You're next!

Take this and cover me!

- Can I do it now?

- Do anything you like! She's all yours.

But hurry. Pretty soon you'll have

a backlog of work to do.

- Divine, think what you're doing!

- You knew she had that gun.

You were going to let her kill me!

Couldn't do it yourself, coward!

You can't scare me anymore.

I know about Sharon Tate.

They arrested 3 people for

killing her. I don't even know them!

- Maybe they got the wrong people!

- It's the right people! It's headlines!

Yeah? Well, I don't see where that

makes much difference now!

So what? In a minute, I'm going to

dismember you

in front of your very eyes.

I wonder how it'll feel to be

hacked to pieces with a butcher

knife? Think it'll hurt?

Be human! Six years!

You can't wipe it out that easy!

- I'm having no trouble.

- Please... Oh, God.

- I'm finished. Is he really yet?

- NOW HE IS!

Oh, Divine! What a wonderful

afternoon!

You can't imagine what it's like

for me! It's like f***ing Jesus!

Performing Extreme Unction is

practically the most erotic

and stimulating act

I can imagine.

Look, Mink. He's just meat now.

Common ground beef! And he deserves it!

I love that feeling when the knife

goes in and resists a little.

After that, it's almost

a letdown.

Isn't there anybody else we could

do this on? I'm all worked up!

There's nobody left,

nobody!

- We could find someone.

- Who, though, who?

God, there are hundreds of people

I have in my fantasies.

Ann Margret, Tricia Nixon,

Shirley Temple, THE POPE!

Oh, Mink! We could go on for days.

Ronald Reagan and his family,

the entire Baltimore Police Force,

and BARBRA STREISAND!

This will be a day I can never forget!

I've experienced raw happiness!

You fool! You fool!

You've killed Ricky!

I didn't know! He scared me!

I thought he was one of them!

You killed him! The only person

that didn't betray me!

- Don't make me shoot you, please!

- You killed him!

Oh, Divine! You're still beautiful!

Nothing can change that!

I love you! I love your sickness!

I love your crimes! I love your murders!

Oh, Divine! I love your twisted mind!

I love you so much!

You're still the most

beautiful woman in the world!

Nothing can change that!

And now you're a maniac! But

what a state of mind that can be!

How exciting! How stimulating!

And now you're alone.

The way it should be,

the way it will be!

Cookie! Oh, God!

COOKIE!

You're finally there, Divine.

And you don't ever want to go back.

I have to go out now.

I better change.

Oh, Divine. You have to go out

in the world in your own way now.

You know it's all right.

You know no one can hurt you.

You have x-ray eyes now

and you can breathe fire.

You can stomp out shopping centers

with one step of your foot.

You can wipe out entire cities

with one blast of your fiery breath.

You're a monster now and

only a monster can realize

the fulfillment I'm capable

of feeling.

Oh, Divine. It's wonderful

to feel this far gone.

This far into one's

own depravity!

I am a maniac.

A maniac that cannot be cured!

Oh, Divine!

I AM DIVINE!

LOBSTORA!

AAAAH!

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