My Awkward Sexual Adventure Page #2

feel like eating potato chips.

Here you are.

This is the "Karma Bank. " - Hold it.

No, really! Pay it or whatever

you decide.

Thank you.

Spike, I need pliers.

Hell, Julia, recording your contact!

Recorded Jan De gum wrapper

and put it in her purse,

but I forgot at home.

At least three drinks. - Yes

It does not seem so bad!

- For the last time!

It will not happen again.

That's good, but we can do better.

What's next? You're right, honey!

Here's one for you. Let's do it again.

Here's a twenty. One, two, three...

You can eat your sandwich, Jules?

Sup not much.

Wow, this says. - Hey, handsome!

Get premium. There are prizes

for everyone!

I want to do it again with dad?

I hate this job.

Shut up.

These are my pants.

My pants...

Help...

Stupid "Bank of Karma".

Where are your pants?

This is the coat? - My coat...

Wait! No!

Where do you live? - I miss my boyfriend.

God!

Address nearby. - No problem.

I can drive all night, while sober.

What to do? - Do not know.

I will not take it back. Not mine.

- Not mine.

Hey... I'll let you sleep on the couch.

Listen carefully. I love to cook...

I have knives sharp and dangerous.

Just to try something, I'm going to cut.

I'll cut your face! - You're a

good man, thanks!

Move! - Come on.

Amount to be $ 11,390.

Echo.

Sh*t.

No need to do that.

Sorry...

And you know why the smell of

rine and where are my pants?

Great mystery!

I searched...

Here, keep.

Maybe I should clarify.

Alcohol is not working for me...

- Not a word.

Thanks for making me lose.

Nice. It was not necessary.

In fact, he had.

Vacationing in this list?

- Yes, 10 days a year.

One advantage of being a counter.

Do you like cookies? - Well...

Thank you, my stomach is empty.

Delicious! Where do you take?

- I prepared last night.

Take it for later.

What they are doing! - On the road.

No, no, no! Do not leave the coffee on.

I ordered in folders. All these warnings.

Sorry, probably did not want to deepen

their financial documents.

I do not care. - Really?

Because when I was looking for pants

accidentally looked in...

You know what your problem is?

We accountants call "disorder".

Have you thought about a loan? - Yes...

Since banks give money to strippers right?

They do not care as long as you

have active. Do you have something of value?

This apartment. The legacy of

my father.

Yes, each bank will provide a

loan. - Life is too short.

Do not waste time, I'm worried

about money.

Jacket you're looking for?

- I was looking for...

Thank you.

Oh, yes!

I can? Ask for your professional

opinion?

What these women like me more?

What are you trying to do?

I suggested to my girlfriend

and she left me.

So I wanted to make him jealous

how to show how much fun in Toronto

and women find me sexually attractive.

God.

Well, sit down. - Thank you.

There is no one to talk to, and

I'm at a difficult time and I'd like...

What are you doing?

Take a picture of your girlfriend

is going to get wet, mold will be collected.

Due to the "Bank of Karma".

Very well.

A little higher.

Really? - Yes

Say "cheese". - Cheese.

Am Julia, among others.

- Hi, I'm Jordan.

It's really good. Thank you.

Thanks for everything.

Not a little. - Thanks for the

coffee and cookies.

It really is..

Well, well, I will.

Success! - Thank you.

Okay, so I sent him.

You know... wait.

Why not try?

Thank you!

Oh, sorry! Wait a minute.

As for me.

Are you serious?

Times.

Hi, honey! - To the idiot that

made me think?

This girl is super sexy!

So if I had a little ugly,

he would choose?

Actually, yes.

What are you trying to say leave

me alone right?

No, I want to see how fun it is

in the big city.

Model hired to make me jealous?

God, who hired him in Calgary?

What's going on?

I miss you. I want to start again.

I'll be back in Winnipeg and

dinner. - So what?

Undress me and put me to sleep?

No, thank you. Those days are over.

I can change! - Want to change?

If you find a special potion that

makes you better in bed

so call me or leave me alone, okay?

Lord! No, you know what...

Hello, friend. - The Stripper - Julia

I sexy photos. I sent to Rachel.

I was furious. You were absolutely right!

Teach me to f***! - Reshma,

this is Jordan.

He has a great sense of humor.

- Nice, Jordan.

Rachel never marry me if I did

not learn everything in sex.

What to do? How could you help

with that?

He said that would be my sex

mentor. - Spiritual Mentor!

And no sex. It sounds good.

Show me how Piggy! - Well...

Excuse me while I go freshen

up. - Yes

You talk. - Sure.

I'll miss you. - Not as much

as I missed you.

Mr.

I want to ruin my life? - What?

Sorry, you are not guilty. Last

night I was hooked.

Impossible! You are not in love.

You're a prostitute.

This was the case, but this girl...

Drank tea at three o'clock. We

arrived here and found his soul.

And when the sun rose, we made love.

I'm sorry, "make love", you say?

- And in the morning lying in his arms.

My penis was in her vagina was amazing.

It's called "Embrace". - Really?

It was as if

waking up from a nap, eating

scrambled eggs,

mother turn to pee in the bathroom.

And all this time.

Reshma is a conservative family and

should not be learned for mrasotiykite.

But you said you reveal your soul.

- Yes, except for a function.

Thousands of technical details.

- No! I need the old Dendak,

teach me the tricks to get girls

to sleep with me...

No, now I have to stay focused.

Take that old Dendak disappeared.

I can not do it alone.

- You are absolutely right.

You need an intensive training of a Jedi.

I need a Yoda! - Exactly.

Someone explain the four quadrants

of the clitoris...

What are these quadrants? - Shut up.

The woman's clitoris has four

quadrants.

In short. With manual or oral

stimulation

is necessary to concentrate on

the upper left quadrant.

Repeat. - The upper left quadrant.

But is microscopic. How can be

divided into four?

When you know something, you just know.

Hello! - Hi

Look, I never go to the bathroom alone.

I missed you.

None.

There is a difference between

a stripper and prostitute.

Honestly pretty girls in the club

would sleep with you for money, but not me.

No! Sure. I know you're not a whore.

In the morning when I was there,

I looked at the...

...Thingy.

No one can say that the "vibrator"!

Yes, I have a vibrator.

I have also lubricant.

Sometimes watching porn. What

does this have to do in...

I'm serious. Just look at you.

You are so sure of himself.

The confidence that I have.

I feel sorry for your girlfriend

but then I do not need help.

Everything is under control, but thanks.

Julia, this is a "disorder".

They blocked my credit cards.

See? Why talk.

We must do everything now, before

it gets worse.

Do not be late, because

I can not help you.

I can fix the debts poizchistya.

Well, I'll be your sex Yoda.

- Really? Really?

Great! I'm only here for five days.

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