My Awkward Sexual Adventure Page #3

We can start with a little guidance

and advice.

What are you doing? - I'm getting my...

Oh, no. Not that.

You think I'm... Not mean to imply...

I thought it would be a learning lesson

as a teacher and a student,

who will mentor Yoda.

Yoda Luke Skywalker walks.

He sat down and taught him to move

objects with the mind.

Keep your pants, right?

- Do not remove them.

Let's see how we can save your ass.

Tell me the first step.

To turn on the system and continue

with your problem.

Meet with your manager.

- I have a manager?

Do you have a bank account? - Yes

So you have a manager. - What am

I supposed to call and I?

Yes, it is easy to call a number

on the map.

Really? - Yes!

These are just the lips.

Lips... Lips...

Dildo. Big pink dildo.

Set the date for the meeting tomorrow!

Intimate massage. Good idea!

First lesson. To go.

private massage

How I can help? - We...

We would...

Massage? - Yes, massage.

Sexual massage.

$ 40. Everything else is being

discussed in the room.

Wait my friend. - Not my friend.

Come with me.

Sorry, honey, but it is illegal.

- Against the law?

Well, obviously not meant to be.

Pity. - Really?

Whatever you say, boss. Back here.

Wait!

How will do my best in sex?

Ok, I'm ready.

This is not over. - What?

These women are trained to make

it possible to quickly empty.

If you keep him premature, you

can do with the other.

Be alert. They tricks.

Tricks powerful.

Hello, dear. I'm Sapphire.

This is not your real name.

Because they are not used.

I do not mean "you" as a racial slur.

I'm Jordan. Kevin would.

For the first time, you, dear? - No.

Once I got a massage with hot stones,

Mexico.

The stones were hot and burning me.

You know... I feel less nauseous.

Relax, it'll be great. - Very good.

This mass is disinfected?

Yes, laundry play there.

Very well.

Here we go.

Want to see my tits? - No, thank you.

So... I will finish.

No.

No, no, no.

No! No, no, no.

Vomiting. Puker.

Vomiting. People burned.

Too bad the skin. Faces burned.

Their faces are badly burned.

Not...

Baby, you have a big cock.

It looks great.

A lot. - Mother!

Over my mouth, baby. Sprayed with

hot cum on my face.

No, no, no!

Baby, you want to squeeze your balls?

No! Please do not!

My God, my eyes!

Sorry!

Offenders in the second quarter.

This is her boyfriend - not my friend.

Are you okay? - Lord broke my nose!

What are you doing? - Slip.

Hurt?

You're a fag. He was about to hit.

Hi there.

I have fear of not being able to use the

apartment as collateral for the loan.

Why? - According to our records,

in 2008,

Miss Bow mortgaged to make

purchases totaling

more than $ 70,000.

Why fail to mention this?

You said that if I have a plan,

the bank will give me a loan.

Yes, but beware the small matter

that you have taken a loan...

He remembered now that you mention

this kind.

Actually happen.

I called the number on the card

for more money

and the woman on the phone said:

to qualify for a mortgage.

I agreed and signed the papers.

- Ok, no problem.

All is well. Plan B

We would like a loan, please.

- Good idea.

I love it. We can do it!

I'll start preparing documents

and Mrs. bow I can report that I

would point out that the guarantor.

What?

As has already committed its resources,

you need someone to guarantee

that the bank will get their money

back if you do not pay contributions.

Standard procedure. - It could be anyone!

As long as you have a good credit

history and know of at least five years.

Five.

For example, a parent.

O brothers.

And a friend will.

They are strippers have valuable

things, but we're talking about.

Sorry! - I knew it was a stupid idea.

How much do your job? - Do not know.

I spent the night... - Jesus Christ!

Well, we go back inside.

- Six hundred and something.

Hundred dollars? - It was a bad night.

I will raise, Julia. - Really?

Yes, I can make a budget. Review

the cost numbers.

We do not need stupid Julia bank.

Banks are for suckers, right?

You should try it.

Come here. Take them out of

South Australia.

No, I love them!

Have you tried the oysters?

- No, I know.

Come here.

God. - Agreed.

What are you doing... - Try it.

Well? - How is lemon

Come on. - They are good!

Delicious. - You!

Where to get them!

I see that you are not a fan of

Philosophy "clean kitchen. "

No priority. - No.

Do not be afraid to get dirty.

Come here.

Shrimp is not removed by hand.

Jews should not touch unless shrimp

in a Chinese restaurant.

Reach inside! - I am orthodox.

Peel well. - Done.

Now is... Tell me something dirty.

What? Outside it? I do not know if I can.

the bad words

Come on, try. The bad word. - Wet.

Are you serious? - Yes, I'm wet

like a baby.

You're a man, why are you wet?

- Do not know. Forget. Very well. Difficult.

Use it in a sentence. -

It is very difficult.

Below, try again.

You make me strong. - Really?

Not true!

And what's more difficult?

- My penis. My member.

Try a "knot". - My nipple.

What is the knot? - Very difficult.

What you do with it? - Well...

What do you do with the knot?

- I want...

What do you do with the big knot?

- I want to say...

What do you do with the disk node?

- I'm gonna get in Shunde.

It was not bad.

Delicious!

So delicious! How Do I?

Care and Shrimp Boil. Curry should

not be too spicy.

And Rice "Basmati". A child delivers

it from the foothills of the Himalayas.

Best 'Basmati' in the world.

This is important.

Really?

I have not tried a good cheese.

I'm not kidding. Everything is

amazing! You must have done something.

In culinary school you go, or

who worked as a cook?

The obligation. Have you thought

about this race?

No.

You think! - I have an idea.

Completely unrealistic, but I think

a restaurant called "Aphrodisiac".

Anise, dark chocolate, basil,

honey, garlic.

Wine bar classic with sexy curves.

Great concept. - This is just an idea.

Not really a great concept.

I looked at her apartment,

I saw things I've gathered.

It can be argued that it is unrealistic,

but it seems unrealistic.

As you can see I'm not good with money

which are a prerequisite for the

opening of the restaurant.

Maybe it's a vicious circle.

You can spend the money because you

are not satisfied with your career

and fill the void in your life.

Say you're not good with money,

but gives you an excuse

do not take chances and try something

that will make you very happy.

Blah, blah, blah. What I'm trying to...

I do not know what you're talking about.

That's why we should not drink.

It will likely be back to work.

I have to get ready for work.

- Very good.

Over? - No, it doyam.

No need. - Thanks for dinner.

An amazing dinner!

God!

Brought to ask my "disaster"?

I'm working, but it will not be easy.

With all these bills and credit

card debts.

The notification of "Skeet Income.

" What's this?

I was told the rental of furniture,

which will be cheaper.

Do you? - What help me with taxes.

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