My Awkward Sexual Adventure Page #4

Should I worry? - No, I'll be fine.

Just follow this budget

and observe the quotas.

And by love, woman of God, stop

spending so much money!

I can not spend $ 1,000 for white

truffles from Tasmania.

Do not. You need to save money.

Do you understand? - What I have!

Watch!

My money.

Saved! - Very good!

Let's start with the food.

There are deformed and refined foods.

Tomorrow morning at 10 am, to be

held in the "Extra Foods".

"Extra Foods"!

Really. - Yes

Hey, Jules! - Hi

This is my neighbor - Nu Tone

I make scrambled eggs, but the eggs.

Add a little cream. Just a little.

Jordan - Tom Tom - Jordan.

How is Jordan? - Hello, how are you?

What bothers you? - No.

You have a problem with the naked

male form? - No, no.

To avoid eye contact with my penis.

No, just out of its isolation.

Just try not to bother.

Jordan, I do not care to look. Mr.

Tom has a beautiful penis. - Really?

Oh, it's beautiful cock.

Just look at him. - Look how well.

Superb.

Sexual Insecurity is unattractive.

Sorry, I want to see your penis an hour.

A little cream, thanks. I took.

- Very good.

This guy has problems, Jules.

- How so? I do not think...

The problems we have?

overcoming problems

It looks good.

Wow, this is crazy!

Come on!

Are you in a dress. - I know.

But if you do, at least be right.

Let us live it.

I once, why not try?

Quick, before I change my mind.

- I go to a scholarship.

Not even the shame! Hi! I wear panties.

I can not believe how good I feel.

I'm also completely anonymous.

You hear that?

Looks like someone whistling.

And you will like it! - I loved it!

Hello, beautiful!

Oh, she grabbed my package!

Say "spirits"! - Emotion!

Oh, no! Excuse me, but I want the pictures.

You can download from my Blog:

"Kurventiya monkey" and "blogspot,

two backslashes point ka"

Now send them. - No, wait!

If my boyfriend see them... - Do not

think your boyfriend reads your blog

And what's more anonymous.

You are totally unrecognizable. - Right?

Jordan? Jordan Abrams?

Rabbi Finkelstein? What...

With Esther, are the guests of Abraham.

Yes!

No! Sorry!

Sorry.

Spank the scrotum. Spank!

He is married and has two boys

and a girl. - Beautiful.

This is Julia, she's my client.

I'm here on business.

Accounting course. - Yes, this

is Rabbi Finkelstein.

He was my teacher of Hebrew and

celebrated my ritual "Bar Mitzvah".

Exactly! Jordan sang so well.

His voice was weak and sharpens.

Rabbi, I'm glad to see you,

but you have to go.

Shalom!

Live TV "CK In Di".

This autumn night in the provincial capital

hundreds of men and women of all ages

gather on the night of debauchery...

Esther! Look who's here!

Jordan Abrams!

Do you remember? Accountant Winnipeg.

Here the legendary street gay

church", lesbians and transsexuals,

Jordan led counter Abrams,

voluntary bankruptcy.

Hello? - Yes! This!

What do you mean? - You wear a dress.

I do not think.

Dale on live television.

What are you doing? - I can explain it.

Rachel overcome their sexual insecurities.

Reveal your femininity.

Who's that girl? - What?

There's no girl.

No, wait. Rachel!

Have a good night. Hope to see

you after the holidays.

And do not worry, Jordan will

maintain its secrecy.

Thank you.

Do not worry... - That's it!

You should go home and rest.

Have a good night.

The correction for tomorrow yet,

right? "Extra Foods"!

Hi, Mom. - Hey, baby.

How are you doing? Are you okay?

- All right, dear.

Except for the fact that my

son is a fag!

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Organic Cheese - $ 8

CHEESE SPECIAL - $ 2

Hi!

I thought you were not coming.

I have the worst cheese!

I'm going home to ask Rachel

to take me back.

And our agreement? - You have

a budget, you will do well.

Success! - No, I need you!

This morning, I called the agent.

It is perfectly reasonable

The ideal location and ready for use.

We get it, right? - Do not know.

If I were her accountant,

would be against.

I know, but since I have most

of the furniture in my apartment.

I need a crash course, only

the most basic,

because you have to move fast...

- No, I fly. Sorry.

So Rachel, you scream and you came

jumping back on all fours?

You will find more chicken than before.

- Very good.

What happens when you have sex?

She falls asleep as he smelled the sheets.

Luke Skywalker threw in half?

No, he is back in the swamp

and complete their education.

And what happened next?

- Do not know, and I cried a lot...

He became a Jedi, right?

He endured to the end.

Shut up, Jordan! Stop arguing

and do what I say!

Ok, sorry.

But seriously? It was very easy.

Hey...

I know what you need.

In our country, tonight at 8 pm

- I can not.

Be there! - Very good.

Eat more.

Here you are.

This will not end well. - So.

You can not allow more people

step by step.

Tonight, you are the aggressor.

be the aggressor

Do you trust me?

Yes.

Want to die.

I want this sofa birth our babies.

I want our babies die in bed.

I want this sofa is covered

with dead babies.

Who is this? - He does not have a key?

Do not give him the key. - Why?

Wait here.

What's going on sir "bastard"?

- What are you doing here, Rach?

Where is? - Do not know.

Perhaps with that stripper!

- The girl in the picture?

Yes, but it's not what you think.

Is Yoda.

Yoda? What are you talking sh*t?

Very well. Where is a strip club?

No. - Where is the strip club?

Tighten. Come on, b*tch!

Now imagine I'm your boss. This is

your chance to tell your back.

Kelly dear, I appreciate that you

are more pleasant to work with me!

F*** you, Abrams! You're an idiot!

Now I want to hit me? - That's it.

But she can not speak well.

Normally, it behaves as if it

had an emotional breakdown...

What's this?

Salzichki to run? Crying Game

have little baby?

Yes, that way, but I hate

feminine hygiene products.

You need a pad? Kotex you need?

Yes, use similar terms.

- Want a new pad? For your...

Three times a whiskey sour.

Sorry Julia here?

- Erotic dance you want?

Not... - Five dollars for a massage.

Ten to f*** with fingers.

Fifteen clitoral orgasm.

No! I want the direction of

Julia. Please!

Gary made personal calls during

working hours.

You are cruel, Kelly! I do not

like you.

Okay, now pretend I'm Rachel.

Rach, it's not fair that I have no

right to keep dairy products in the country

because you have lactose intolerance.

I love yogurt!

But if you dig deeper?

It does not hurt?

Yes, but it was not his fault.

- Tell that to Rachel.

Rach's not his fault he felt

romantic feelings for me.

I knew he cared about me.

It's not your fault.

I chose to stay in his life and

be with you...

All slept, they left me. I talked more.

After some time

start thinking that maybe its appeal.

But do not let me, Rach. During

all these years.

That must mean something, right?

And of course, I thought you

were my girlfriend.

As it came to sex.

And all the other girls, who...

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