My Awkward Sexual Adventure Page #5

- Maybe you're wrong about me.

I'm not your girlfriend. Wrong

all these years.

No, do not tell. This is not true.

I know you're in love with me

all the time?

Yes, but what could I do?

I guess I knew that it is

difficult and painful.

Maybe I should have my share every

detail of their ex-boyfriends.

It was not necessary. - But he did?

Even though I knew it was torture

for you. - In the 11th year the camp.

Raccoons everywhere and slept in a tent.

And did you know that kind of

knob on the other side.

There was no need to have sex with him,

considering that sleep beside her.

Especially since he knew I was

afraid of raccoons and could not sleep!

Thank you.

Trevor played last year, right?

You feel bad, heartbroken.

And where did he go?

Good old Jordan will always be

the opposite.

To utilize and take advantage of it!

No matter how many times you

break my heart!

You're a selfish b*tch!

- You're a selfish b*tch!

You never listen!

Now listen!

Are you ready to hear this? Listen!

Do not know why kid yourself

that you love me.

You are incapable of love, Rachel!

When you are old, single, thick,

and surrounded by cats

you realize it's a big mistake you made

Just because you like what I have sex.

Because not tolerate any man

crazy dream p*ssy f***!

Hey, Rach.

Rachel!

Rach!

Wait! Where are you going?

This is the most romantic

thing you've done!

How could you? Do you really

think these things about me?

No! Learn to talk dirty!

So I really feel? I want the truth.

No! It was just an exercise!

- What do you exercise?

I do it for you, Rachel. For us.

Dressed as a woman! - Shut up!

So think about that?

Selfish b*tch. Insensitive...

Just because I'm fat! - God, no!

I did not mean that, I just

wanted you, Rach.

I need you. Without you I am lost.

Is this true? - Yes

Do we do it? - Yeah, come on! Out!

Wait! Julia must unravel.

No! Forget it. Come on!

It tied gagged. It will run for 30 seconds.

No, wait, I'm serious!

Either she or me.

Are you saying that if I lose my

girlfriend for 30 seconds

end with me forever?

Yes.

Yes, I say. You're right.

You have to choose.

Come on! This week was terrible.

You're my best friend. You are my help.

Ok, you're right. I made a mistake.

So... come on!

Come home!

I can not. I'm not going to stop there.

I hope to be here when I return.

- Why, you... little sad!

He was serious. I knew it!

F***! F***! - Well! Lame!

Hard f***! Do you know how to f***!

Shibanyachka Damn! I'll give nashibam!

Freak b*tch! Do you realize?

You know what? You put, f***ing whore!

F***! You do not know how to

f*** anything stupid!

Silly, you can not get laid!

- F*** you, motherf***er!

F***! - F*** you!

Wait! I do not mean that. Wait!

Do not go, please.

Drugs.

Hey, what...

Where were you?

They came and took everything.

How can they do this?

They took everything!

- Have a confiscation order.

I do not know how they got so fast.

Wait! Where are you going?

I'm going after Rachel! - He said

he would take care of.

You can read all the letters?

- It is not fair. I can not be blamed!

It's not my fault that you hired

all, a guy named Skeet

and stopped to pay. - But you

told me not to worry!

And now all things for my restaurant...

I can not go back. Gone!

I just told Rachel to f*** in...

If you do not go after her,

is lost forever.

I'm sorry, I can not help you

with your restaurant.

Sh*t!

I checked this morning and there

was a delay. Now I say it's time.

Or later in time?

Trying to catch a flight the night

before. Trips to the airport.

Times. You can stop by here, please!

rental

Wait a moment, please.

Yes, no problem. I live to serve.

You still there? Yes, a lot.

I would really like to have in the

field in three years.

Thank you.

Please tell him when he comes.

Thank you.

JULIA ACCELERATED RATE

You'll be fine, Jules. - Yes

How do you know? - I saw you dancing.

You're a great dancer.

The best separator! - Yes

Hi I have a bag of...

I thought guarantor must have

at least five years.

I lied. - Lie bank counter?

Yeah, basically what we are doing.

Skeet was right. Open all updates.

If it were, you can appeal.

So I became a guarantor of your loan.

Everything is ready.

Do not worry, because Skeet has the

right to take only the furniture!

With the rest of the loan and pay

a lawyer, you can return it.

Very well. Thank you.

Wait a minute!

I know I owe you...

Last night, I acted like tatters.

You TATTERED truth!

I know that. And last night knew.

Almost did not return...

I could not because I was uncomfortable.

I could not look into his eyes.

I do not deserve a friend

like you, Julia.

I leave you with the wisdom,

the baby green ears.

Then go after him? - Yes

Not learn from a book, silly. - What?

Well, I can not let her sleep

during reconciliation sex, right?

Do you have any fruit?

cunnilingus FOR BEGINNERS

do not worry about your hair.

Come on, let's see what you got.

- Very good.

Wait! Take it easy! Take your time.

Introduce yourself. Slowly. First breathing.

And then, very carefully...

It is the Spirit. Do it.

How to make the window.

Yes, and then very gently with

his tongue...

Little by little! Almost imperceptibly.

Yes, it's true.

To...

Do not talk.

Clear.

So I do not know what you did,

but do not over do.

Try long strokes from bottom to top.

Yes, even with pressure.

When you feel that the melon is ready,

then it's time for the clitoris.

You know what that means, right?

Top. Yes, right there.

You are beautiful.

Working parties.

Refrain from direct contact. Flirt, tease.

Wait! Do not suck! This is not a lollipop!

Back to what I was doing - pushing!

Yes.

Right. Yes, it is

Yes, grabbed.

Well, if I could...

Really? Do you agree?

Because I think I can...

- To help with this lesson? Good!

Well, well. - Yes

I really appreciate it. This is just...

- For educational purposes. Yes, of course!

Oh, yes!

Yes, very well.

Now the pressure increases.

Yes! Just do not stop!

Forward! - Should I be...

Rule number two! Lord! Oh, yes!

Yes, you have talent.

Yes.

Lord, I will...

Yes! Sh*t!

Over? - I Burn!

What have I done? - Chewing gum has?

Yes! I wanted to have fresh breath.

- To my vagina?

Sorry! I was nervous!

- I'm allergic mint!

Allergy? Sorry! Here's a bit of water.

Are you having your hair?

- No, I'm sorry.

Where is the bathroom? - Over there!

Are you all right? - Yes

Best right?

Thank you. - You are welcome.

Excuse me.

Hey! Are you crazy does not it?

- Sorry!

Come here!

What are you doing? Reshma wants

to call the police!

Something happened in the

bathroom, with Julia.

Rachel came looking.

- It is not. He's gone.

How screwed up everything?

- It's a long story.

Julia decided to get caught...

Why are we talking about?

You do not want to be with Rachel.

- Yes, I know.

We realized something.

You and Rachel have experienced

many storms together.

This is just another storm.

Honestly, it looks like a hurricane

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