My Awkward Sexual Adventure Page #6

but in February I was in New

Orleans and all is well.

It sounds so heartless...

- Wait! Stop almost!

By Julia experienced... - Just Julia!

Julia is not for you. You have

to return Rachel.

You can not go.

Obviously this is something Jordan.

Something I did not...

Tell me you feel the same and I will.

have to urinate.

Sorry. - It's nothing.

Julia pleasant - Dendak.

Rach.

Sorry, Rach.

Too late. Out!

I have really wanted to fix things.

I would like...

love you, Rachel.

The things you said were cruel.

You do not love me.

never loved me!

This is a confirmation of the

first time I went to the cafeteria.

January 5, 1989

You asked mint cocoa.

I drank herbal tea.

"Dear Jordan, you make me smile.

Thanks for being my friend. "

put in my book, since her

parents divorced.

Do you remember?

I did laugh.

Remember in third grade when

I gave my bedroom,

having sex with an athlete with

a military jacket?

Why are you saved? - In the morning,

you wake up alone.

He cried in my arms for two days.

Throughout.

This is very strange.

Strange, sad, pathetic and perverse.

It's scary. Really scary.

And sweet.

While they were gone, had sex.

- Yeah, I thought, but no problem.

With so many people.

Final Review

Are you ready?

Go back to bed, lover! - God!

Wow, thank you! - Please!

Take raspberry. - I'll take it.

Just once.

Where'd you find it? When? How to...

le.. - Yes! We're getting married!

Engagement Party today. Throughout

the morning I was on the phone

and almost everyone will participate.

I love you! - Oh, God.

I love you! - I love you!

I want more... - The!

I want... - No, that's good!

All these years I have put in

your coffee contraceptives,

Played at rumors her sex change surgery

but still I had no idea that

this is the truth, Jordan.

Do you? Add the name of his wife,

adding "one" at the end.

I do not care if you're testicles gay,

bisexual or three. The work is the same.

Now you see me as a woman,

attract more than before.

Must be a bit confusing.

Not attract me.

See! - A beautiful ring!

How can you wait to eat that big

piece of pie? Call the manager!

Mother! - Come on. Faster!

What noise? I put safety pins.

You remember them, right? - And how!

Oh, no! Something to eat kiwi?

In No. Enough! Chill out!

This is just a little speech.

You'll be fine.

I can only say something good

about me. Right?

Listen up, people! It's time to talk.

Everyone knows me as impulsive

and careless girl. Right?

But this marriage is not as impulsive.

This is a wise decision.

Ladies and gentlemen, friends

and family. Friedrich Nietzsche said:

"The best friend will probably

the best wife

because a good marriage is based

on friendship talent. "

Rachel and I are best friends

for 12 years.

Perhaps Nietzsche was married

to his best friend.

Syphilis and also called crazy.

I'm drowning! It chokes me!

Everything you see on the national news

I became a victim of sexual

abuse by blogger transvestite.

Strangely, we're not talking

about that, right?

He was dehydrated. Having low

blood sugar. Bring crazy!

No, Mom! Now is the time to be honest.

Rachel never wanted to marry me.

It's confusing because yesterday

I did something

the upper left quadrant of the

clitoris, and it is along the edge.

In fact, received almost a year.

She always falls asleep to have sex.

Yes, it sounds crazy, but it

suffers from narcolepsy.

Rachel came to me in Toronto and

at first I thought it was romantic,

but then I realized I was alone

a little sad and insecure,

and I understand.

Sometimes this is done, and talked.

But the problem is they do not

put an early marriage

and I know that in reality it is not.

Rachel, sorry. Therefore, in conclusion...

Out. Thank you. Have a good night.

Enjoy the club.

Tell your grandparents that

I can not wait to meet him.

Goodbye.

Sorry! - Cara? Backup?

Yes, I will leave my stuff here.

- Wait! What are you doing?

Will you marry me? - Yes, but...

plans changed.

And where are you going now?

- To remove club. Are you coming?

I can not! - Please, come with me!

I'm not one of them. I can not

go to a place

which is full of strippers,

music and flowing vodka.

You're not one? - Sh*t! Donkey is

I want to ask you something, okay?

- Yes, of course.

Having a relationship with someone

with whom you want to be

and I dedicate this sense completely.

How Do I?

How to do it without getting lost?

Are you stupid? - You are beautiful.

This is the sweetest thing...

- Shut up! Out!

Wait, I'll answer your question!

- What?

Strip Club call... - I will not.

"Dendak come to the strip club"

You're an idiot. - Let him come!

You're an idiot. 's Coming.

- Leave him alone!

Coming! You're an idiot! I will change.

Yes! Thanks, I need help.

Would be great.

Julia!

He no longer works here.

I have a loan.

I like working here and leave

your stupid loan.

Why? Wait! Returned.

Hey!

What happened to the club? - What?

What are you doing here? What

happened to the club?

Can we talk?

Sorry to leave you in the shower!

Just terribly frightened.

No, I have to go, because we

conclude our agreement.

Hey, wait a minute!

Do not touch, you idiot! - None.

Once I threw it in here, Spike.

I do not know how he got back.

Do not. - Get rid of it.

I do not want to see this idiot.

- Why is everyone calling me a fool?

Julia!

I love making promiscuity.

Reshma, I am... prostitute.

I did things that are probably

illegal in most countries.

I'm a dirty, very dirty...

Also... dirty boy.

A month later

Hey, it's midnight!

They value the work?

I hope that my clients were.

No, I will be back. -

You go to the buffet?

Today, no ham. Drug is delicious!

Aphrodisiac

Opening in a few weeks

but I could not wait to see it.

You stole my idea? - You played.

Whoever finds the his're - Things I!

You stole them?

No, Skeet stole. I stole it.

Su. Do what you want with them.

I think it looks great.

Well, how are you?

Linda. I'm better than ever.

I miss you. A lot.

Do not call, because I wanted

to leave the room

but every day I picked up the phone and

called the first six digits...

This is a mistake.

People need comfort, double

sofas and couches.

Sofas here.

Pasta should be bright. - Good idea.

Absolutely true.

The colors are warm colors. - Yes

Guys, quit the job. What color

is this, man?

What about the menu? - Well...

You may have to deal with it, because

I have not found a chef.

The place is yours if you want.

Just let me... I have a lot to...

You know, when you can...

You... something in you...

It's like...

You need to work on his speech.

- Yes, I know...

Silence. Thank you.

Are you nervous? - No.

Why should I be nervous?

You have a tendency to fall

asleep and women who f***.

I had to say right now, not

when you go to bed naked?

Thank remember.

When ready, you can go.

I'm ready! Help me out here.

Inside me. Is it? - Yes!

He is good! - Yes, it's very

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