My Favorite Five Page #7

Synopsis: My Favorite Five is a romantic comedy with hilarious twists and turns. Hailey is a self-proclaimed serial dater who has no interest in marriage, kids or a picket fence. Hailey does however enjoy the company of men, five to be exact. She believes no one man can posses all five of her most coveted qualities. She works as a recovery specialist for a glorified corporate collection agency that specializes in the "million dollar debtor". Hailey's methods are scandalous, but gets the job done. Soon Hailey meets Christopher, her next mark, who has sworn off women and has no interest in her. As the five falls from the flock one by one, Hailey has to cross lines to get the one man who has it all.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Paul D. Hannah
Production: Overflow Entertainment
 
IMDB:
5.6
NOT RATED
Year:
2015
92 min
146 Views


No, you do not know

what I'm going to say.

Baby, we can't have

your personal life

Spilling over into this office.

I'm sorry.

Listen to me, sweetheart,

If you play

with people's feelings,

Eventually everybody,

everybody gets hurt.

Dad, I know what I'm doing,

And with all due respect,

this is my life.

It'll never happen again.

You see that it doesn't.

Now, where are we on

the Christopher Michaels case?

Making progress.

What exactly does that mean?

It means that things are going

Exactly the way

that they should be.

Hailey, I want this case closed,

And I want it closed fast.

Got it.

I am so sorry, James.

You okay?

Who was that lunatic?

He was someone I was seeing.

Seeing?

Yes?

I thought

that we were exclusive.

I never told you that.

But you never said

that we weren't.

I mean, what about

The... the... the poetry

I wrote you, huh?

The love songs?

I mean, the flowers every day.

They were beautiful.

I enjoyed...

I enjoyed everything.

It was beautiful.

And how could you appreciate it

If your soul was divided?

So this was all just a...

Just a game to you, wasn't it?

Oh, okay, look,

if you want to leave,

Then you should just go

because...

Otherwise,

just quit wasting my time.

My love is too pure

for an infidel like you.

Uh...

Oh, this is nice.

Okay, so, why did you get

this big table?

Oh, I just like the extra space.

Hailey.

It's cool. Don't worry about it.

Hi.

Yeah, we just sat down.

Okay.

Uh, what's going on?

I'm gonna jump across this table

and stab you to death

If you don't tell me.

Okay, don't be so dramatic. God.

Christopher's on his way.

Why is Christopher on his way?

He and sans

were just in the area.

- You little tricky b*tch.

- Oh, come on, Sybil.

He likes you, and dinner

is not going to kill you.

It's gonna kill you.

Hailey, he's married.

He has been separated

for two years.

I don't know.

There's just too much drama.

I mean, besides, how do you know

You're gonna close this deal

with Christopher?

I have a plan.

Now that you have me

A party to this mess,

what is this plan?

I can't tell you the plan.

You know what,

I don't have time for this sh*t.

I have an inside scoop, okay?

He's co-mingling funds.

He used investment money

last year

To save his house

when the market tanked.

How do you prove it?

I don't have to.

He knows it's true.

And all I have to do

is get him on tape admitting it.

Well, I don't know.

Okay, I just need you

for a dinner.

That's it.

Just one dinner.

I love you.

I love you.

- I love you.

- Okay, okay, stop.

You know what,

You owe me a trip

to rodeo drive.

Oh.

Hey.

- Hey.

- Hi.

Hailey.

These are for you.

And this is for you.

You look lovely.

I've never seen a rose pale

in the face of beauty.

Thank you.

I have to admit,

I'm a little jealous.

Oh, you shouldn't be.

Have a seat. I have

something special for you.

Oh, snap.

Wow!

I have to admit,

I am impressed, Mr. Michaels.

Well, I figure you'd enjoy him

A lot more than me strumming

On the five chords

that I know, so...

Isn't that romantic?

What do you have

against romance?

Nothing.

It's just overrated.

How's that?

Because it only leads

to one thing.

Sex?

No, rehab.

The same thing

that will make you laugh

Is the same thing

that will make you cry.

Okay, you have a point,

But if you've never loved,

you've never lived.

Yeah, if you say so.

I say so.

So, sans,

I hear that you

are quite the investor.

I do what I can do.

Yeah, sans, and I also hear

That you just got out

of a marriage.

Isn't it a little too soon

to be jumping into the sack?

Who says I'm trying to do that?

Oh, I can see it in your eyes.

You men are all the same.

Sybil, don't be rude.

Maybe I should

get us all some drinks.

It's cool. No, no, actually,

you're absolutely right.

Yeah. I knew it.

Is that a crime, though, huh?

That I look at you and see

all that a woman should be?

I mean, you're beyond beautiful.

You're sexy.

You're confident.

You could dress it up

or keep it loose.

And you have the body

of a goddess,

And not to mention those eyes...

Those eyes, girl.

You could stop time

with one glance.

So what kind of man would I be

If I didn't try

with every morsel of my being

To make you mine?

So all you want is sex?

No.

I want it all.

You only asked about sex.

Well, I'm, uh...

I'm starving.

We should probably

do these shots so we can order.

All right,

to new friendships and to...

And to romance.

You can put your roses in this

when we're done with it.

I didn't mean eye contact

with you when I said "romance."

Hope I didn't look at you,

Chris.

It felt weird for a second.

This is good.

That's that top shelf

right there.

I'm glad he went and got it.

I I wouldn't

have bought y'all that one.

Teach you how to,

you know, make a salad.

So I'm gonna do this.

Christopher:

I'm gonna do this.

Now you go get the avocados.

You put the whole one...

You don't think

I got no culinary skills?

in the mornin'

there you are

speakin' dreams

saying words

I was worried about my heart

but you rescued me

right from the top

you are...

you raised my soul

from sinking sad

I live again

you are the story of destiny

I was meant for you

you were meant for me

now I wanna know you

more than words

more than these five senses

more than hurt

more than past

at last, you were always

now I wanna know you

more than words

more than these five senses

more than hurt

more than past

at last, you were always

you surprised me

right from the start

right from the start

the way you shared your soul

the beauty of your heart

the beauty of your heart

this wave of love

this emotion of

this emotion of

giving so purely and so real

my heart is yours

catch it freely

No.

Ohh, my... ohh.

No, just take it off.

Take it away.

Take it away.

Take it off.

Uh, Sybil?

No.

Hello?

What's... wrong?

I slept with sans.

You what?!

Just...

- Just help me, please.

- What?

Get over here right now

and make this thing right!

How am I gonna make it right?!

Gosh, this is all your fault!

My fault?

Yes, your fault.

I could strangle you right now.

Wha...

I did not tell you

to sleep with him.

No, but...

I don't know, he had

this puppy-dog, mack thing,

And it just kept calling me.

He was flattering

and persistent.

Damn you, hailey, for this sh*t.

Oh, you're...

Okay.

Rebecca, what is it?

I hope I didn't wake you.

It's 2:
00 A.M.

No. Come on in.

Close my door.

What the heck is happening?

Look, I-i called Eric

an hour ago,

And I heard a woman's voice

in the background.

Look, I just...

I don't want to overreact.

Okay.

Okay, if there's a woman

at his house after 10:00 P.M.,

There is a problem.

Let's go.

What about me?

Okay.

You just wait here, okay?

I'll be back.

Let's go.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

There's someone in there.

He's in there.

Okay, okay, okay.

There's a back door.

Okay, let's go.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

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