My Favorite Five Page #6

Uh, well, she's, uh...

She's definitely unassuming

and can pump her brakes.

Yeah, but she's also

very well put together,

Unpretentious,

But definitely self-assured,

Not afraid to laugh,

Who knows

how to handle her business.

Uh-huh.

Sexy, but not slutty.

Intelligent, but not nerdy.

Seduceable,

but not... gullible.

Right.

This is a mistake.

I am so sorry

that i... wasted your time.

Mistake? What do you mean?

Every woman

deserves to be pursued,

And if I'm not worthy

in your eyes,

Then I-i wish you well.

Wait, wait, I'm... I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to...

I wasn't trying to, uh...

You weren't trying at all,

And I'm sure

you get every woman you want

With very little effort.

But I'm just not that girl.

Here's my number in case you

ever need that accounting help.

Wait. I-i-I'm such an idiot.

Hailey, I-i-i...

I wasn't trying to insult you.

It's okay.

I'm just far too vulnerable not

to have those feelings returned.

Take care.

All right, Shelly.

I want an orgy,

And I want it in five minutes.

Yes, Ms. colburn.

Oh, and Matthew, James, and t.I.

Have called multiple times.

Okay, tell Matthew

to meet me here for lunch.

Tell James I'm out of town.

And take everything we have

on Christopher Michaels

Into the conference room.

And t.I.?

Hmm.

You have a call on line 1.

Hailey colburn.

What's your favorite flower?

Who is this?

Christopher Michaels.

Mr. Michaels?

So, what's your favorite flower?

Calla lilies.

Great.

Hold on a sec.

Hold? Hello?

These just came for you.

I just wanted to make sure

You knew

you were worth pursuing.

Oh.

Lucky guess?

No, I had my bases covered.

I see.

I want to see you.

Yeah, no, tonight i...

No. Now.

Now?

I thought maybe you could

Take off from work

a little early.

There's something

I'd like you to see.

I'll be right down.

What should I do

With the rest of these?

Keep them.

Oh.

Hmm.

So, I was thinking

We could catch the sunset.

The sunset?

Yeah, you know what a sunset is,

- don't you?

- Of course I do.

Christopher:

I just never sit still

Long enough to see it.

That's a shame. You should.

Time's always fleeting.

Which is why

I never have enough of it.

Hmm.

Time is like that water.

I met you

just a few days ago

There's always enough.

You just have to use it wisely.

and I couldn't get you

off my mind

Uh-huh. Okay.

I see what this is.

What's that?

You're a drifter.

A drifter?

Mm-hmm.

You come into town,

sweep a girl off her feet,

Get bored, and then ride off

into the sunset.

Oh, no.

No, that's not me at all.

Um, I've only had

three girlfriends

In my entire life.

Really?

Yeah, yeah.

But I only had the real thing

once.

The real thing? What's that?

I was gonna take my chance

True love.

Oh. That.

You sound like a non-believer.

Let's just say I believe

That love

is much ado about nothing.

Ah.

You know, most people think that

When they've never

experienced it.

So what happened?

A boring story.

Guy meets girl,

guy falls in love with girl,

Girl meets new guy,

guy moves on.

Hmm.

Well, you should be...

You should be grateful.

Grateful?

Hey, it's better

To find out sooner than later.

Perfection is rare.

You sure know how

To build a girl's confidence.

Okay.

Here's where it gets fun.

What?

it's so beautiful

What, you want me

to climb this thing?

Oh, come on, now.

It's not that bad.

Give me your shoes.

Give me those shoes.

Those beautiful shoes.

But I have on a skirt.

- I mean...

- Okay, okay.

Okay, okay, well,

now it's a miniskirt.

Oh, wow.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Come on. I gotcha.

Chris gotcha.

God.

It's worth it. I promise.

Yeah.

Just step where I step,

And you'll be fine.

- All right.

- All right.

I just wanna know ya

know ya

see you both again

Slow.

I'll move slow enough for you.

Okay. All right.

Ow!

You all right?

Uh, yeah. Uh, my pedicure isn't.

I'll get you a new pedicure.

happy to see you

down to paint with me

you're so beautiful now

we are begging to know

each other

better than before

it's so beautiful

You're almost there.

Okay. Ow! Okay.

I got like 10 pedicures

On my credit now, huh?

Yes, you do.

That's all right.

I can afford it.

Here okay with you, Ms. colburn?

so beautiful

you're so beautiful

For you.

That's good.

All right, that cucumber

has to go somewhere.

So, tell me

about your last relationship.

Hey, you all right?

- You okay?

- Mm!

I, um...

I just don't like to

talk about my relationships.

Okay, uh, we'll circle back

To that one, then.

So, is this

your standard seduction,

Or did I get the upgrade?

Um, no.

I usually come here alone

just to clear my head.

I jog here every morning.

Then I'm flattered.

Very flattered.

Life is so funny.

How so?

No, let me guess.

The minute you feel like

you had it all figured out,

It all changes.

No, that's not

what I was gonna say.

I was gonna say

just as life brings you sadness,

It also brings you great beauty.

Come on.

What, where are we going?

Come on,

there's an old myth that says

If your feet touch the water

just as the sun

Touches the horizon,

your children will be blessed.

- Children?!

- Yeah, come on

Aah!

I got you.

Oh, my God.

Hailey colburn.

Ms. colburn.

Yes, Shelly?

I think you need to

Come to the office right away.

Why?

There's a very large

gentleman here

By the name of t.I.

- And, um...

- I'm gonna kill somebody.

And, uh, uh...

He's not too happy.

What? What?

What is he doing?

He looks like

he's about to explode.

What, okay, okay, just...

Just calm down, Shelly, okay?

Just try to

get him on the phone.

Hold on.

Um...

Excuse me.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's... he's... he's not

gonna come on the phone.

I'm gonna call the police, okay?

No, no, don't!

Just... just... um,

just tell him to wait there.

I'm coming now.

Yes, Mr. colburn,

as... as soon as she arrives.

Well,

- t.I., baby, what are you do...

- Don't "baby" me.

What are you doing here?

I've been calling you

and calling you.

You stopped returning my calls?

Um...

I stopped calling you?

No.

You stopped calling me.

Yeah, I have been looking

for you for weeks.

Where have you been?

Huh?

- Yeah.

- I've been...

No, you've been

missing in action.

Mm-hmm.

I have been looking

for you everywhere.

I don't got

no missed calls from you.

How many times have I told you

To get rid of that piece of junk

you call a phone?

M-my plan's not over yet.

Damn it, t.I.

I trusted you.

I depend on you to be there

when I need you.

You're right.

Look, forgive me, please?

It won't happen again.

It can never happen again.

I need you.

And when I need you

and you're not there...

When I need you,

Then what do I need you for

if you're not there?

Right.

Now...

This is my place of business,

okay?

And I need you

to never, ever, ever

Come here again.

Okay.

Do you understand?

Let's go.

Hailey,

what the hell happened here?

I know what you're gonna say.

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