My Friend Dahmer Page #4
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- 2017
- 107 min
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doing the Martin
Luther king "I have
a dream" speech,
right at the Lincoln memorial.
I play football,
bakderf, not charades.
John bakderf
and a Neil Davis.
Jeffrey dahmer
and Charlie Smith.
Dahmer.
We're right here.
Uh, if he tries to rape you
in the middle of the night,
just knock.
Ok.
So we're roommates, huh?
Yep.
"Three's company" is so obvious.
Huh?
Mr. roper.
He's an idiot.
Taxi's on in a few.
Is it hard being the
only black guy in our class?
Nah.
Your palms are less black.
I wonder, are your insides
the same as my insides?
Like, your stomach is the
same color as my stomach?
It's totally bogus we didn't
get to meet the president.
Why didn't we just stay in Ohio
and meet our state senators?
I dare you.
- To what?
- Call Carter.
See if he's free.
Jeff, please.
What's the worst
thing that can happen?
Ok, what about vice
president mondale?
That's impossible.
If you want to.
This is pointless.
It's our last day here,
we should get lunch.
Hi, can you
connect me to the vice
President of the United States?
Yeah, his office please.
Thank you.
It's ringing.
What?
It's ringing.
Hello?
Yes, we're from William
dawes high in Ohio.
Just in the middle of nowhere.
Yes, we're honor students, and
part of the school newspaper,
and we're very
interested in politics.
And we were wondering if we
could interview you as an aide
to the vice president
of the United States?
Yes.
Uh huh.
We are... one minute...
on constitutional Avenue.
Uh huh.
Ok.
Great.
Great.
We're in.
We're in.
What?
Come on.
Dahmer's got balls,
man, he's slick.
We have an
appointment in an hour.
So you get to sit in meetings
with the vice president?
Sometimes.
Really?
Where is his office?
Well, wait!
Mr. vice president.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Just a second.
These kids are
with the newspaper,
their school newspaper from...
Ohio.
Ohio.
That's a great state.
Our fellow midwesterners,
I'm from Minnesota.
So you want to pursue journalism
when you grow up, or what?
Well I want to draw
cartoons, but not for TV.
I want to draw comics.
Well that's great,
as long as you don't draw
I won't do that.
Young lady?
I want to be a teacher.
That's nice.
I really don't know.
Don't worry,
you got plenty of time
to figure it out.
Professor?
You know, or my dad wants
me to go into real estate.
What about you?
Biology.
Great.
I'm sure you'll be happy
no matter what you choose.
You might want to
consider politics.
An admirable
profession, young lady.
Enjoy d. C kids.
Thank you, sir.
Nice to meet you.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Yes.
Hey.
Dahmer.
I'm professor mondale and
you're gonna have a very
bright future ahead of you.
Thank you, son.
How'd it go?
You all right?
It was great.
You know
that it has been
difficult with your mother.
I don't want to say
anything bad about her.
Just...
is she going
back to the hospital?
Not exactly.
When you were younger...
but then life gets in the...
I work and... so while you were
away, I moved into a motel.
It's just down the block.
I just thought it would be
easier while you were away.
You ok?
It'll be amicable.
Hey, kid.
I know you spoke to your dad.
You ok?
Aw.
Do you want to talk to
somebody about it now?
Hmm.
Ok.
Get some sleep honey.
Hello.
You're running a cold, huh?
I think so.
I've been getting chills.
Well, it's always
good to see your patients.
So, a physical maybe?
Stick out
your tongue, say "ah."
Ah.
Ok.
Tonsils look good.
All right.
Turn your head.
Let's look in those ears.
Do you do surgery?
No.
Why not?
Turn your head.
Well, I like caring
for people, but I'm
not the type of person who wants
to cut someone open, so this.
I almost became a podiatrist.
Less blood.
Yeah.
Exactly.
What about what's
on a patient's mind?
You
mean a psychiatrist?
Ok.
Just relax, ok?
Take a deep breath.
Good.
And another deep breath.
Well, you seem healthy to me.
Now before I weigh you, does
it hurt when you urinate?
Uh, no.
Ok.
And are you sexually active?
What kind?
Sort of.
Well,
you're at that age.
Ok.
Drop your underpants.
Ok.
Cough.
Ok, good.
Cough again.
And cough one more time.
I'm finished.
You can pull up your pants.
Jeff, dinner.
Just... a minute.
Go away.
- Jeff?
- Go away.
Jeffrey was really hot.
Shut up, gross.
No she's not.
Yes.
Neil, your mom's smoking too.
Yeah.
So is that car she drives.
The Jaguar?
The piece of sh*t?
Your mom's
extraordinarily hot.
Yeah so...
I've jerked off
to your mom before.
Jesus Christ.
Well I've jerked
off in my room,
I've jerked off to
your mom before.
Not going to lie, I have too.
I banged her.
That is true.
- No you didn't.
- Come on derf.
What, you haven't banged
your best friend's mom?
You guys haven't
actually banged
your best friend's mom, right?
You're just messing with me.
Of course not.
Can you believe it?
I wish I
had a best friend.
Jesus, dahmer.
Forgot you were over there.
Freaked me out.
You guys want to head
inside and raid the fridge
before my folks get home?
Put that out?
Just give me one sec.
Come on.
Hold up.
What's dahmer up to?
I don't know.
Something about last weekend
in your clubhouse kinda
creeped me out.
Jeff's a little off, you know?
Well yeah, but that's what
we like about him, right?
Do you guys think that the
way we treat him is mean?
What?
No.
- No.
Why?
Are you sure?
No.
I... I think...
I think if he didn't want
to, he wouldn't do it.
Right?
What do you think?
I don't know.
I'm cool with it.
Ok.
Who wants the back seat of pain?
Shotgun.
I got shotgun.
They here?
Yes!
Oh, thank god.
Finally, finally.
Have you looked at them?
- Yeah, I snuck a peak.
- What?
- No!
- Sorry.
Check them out.
- Wait.
No, derf, before we open
them we got to get Jeff.
Come on, Neil's
seen them already.
- Nope.
- Jeff's in the photos...
you lost.
Outvoted.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Look.
You see it?
Yeah, I'm seeing it.
That is... holy sh*t.
Oh good, it's here.
Here, let's see.
So that's... that's
honor society.
Or no, that's debate club,
that's honor society.
What is Jeff dahm...
he is not in any of these clubs.
Who did this?
I took the photos,
but I believe...
- I believe he is in...
- he's not in debate.
He's not here, and
he's not in that...
excuse me, what are you...
oh no.
Wait, what are you...
its that really necessary?
I just...
I'm not... I'm not
being irrational.
It's just that he cannot...
mom?
He can't take my son.
Mom.
Why does he even want Dave?
He can't take care of Dave.
What's he going to do?
What's he gonna do with him?
Mom.
I don't know.
I just think that
you've somehow gotten
into a scenario where you're
somehow representing him
and not me.
Whose lawyer are you?
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