Myra Breckinridge Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1970
- 94 min
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- Want me to bust him?
- No. Introduce him.
Oh, and don't forget to remind me
of the policeman's balls--
I mean, the police show.
I wish to see
Signorina van Allen.
- I have a message for her I bring
from Italy. - Your name, please?
Mario Giuseppe Leonardo
Guastaferro Stinginate Pastriani.
Have a seat.
I'll be right with you, boys.
There's enough for all of you.
jobs, I mean.
Leticia, bellissima.
Well, what do you know?
The pizza man. When do you deliver?
Signorina, at last I find you.
Find me? Why,
I'm in the Yellow Pages.
Federico Fellini, the great director,
tell me to look you up.
Oh, Fellini.
Oh, yes.
He's my friend.
Mmm.
Did he say look me up
or eat me up?
No pinching.
Beautiful one, you are the reason
I come so far from Italy.
Ever since
I see your pictures...
I hear your record...
lam in love with you.
Hundreds of women have
thrown themselves at my feet...
but I love only you.
-I am on fire for you.
- Oh, I'll put your fire out.
Now, what can I do for you,
as if I didn't know?
I don't look for job.
- I look for love.
- Mmm.
I look for you.
To be with you.
To make love with you.
This is too much
too soon.
In my country,
to wait for love...
is to burn by inches.
Ooh, you've got it
all measured out.
the bird sing, the bells ring.
And everything swings.
You're the wildest salesman
since Columbus.
Columbus,
he was a good lover too.
Yeah, I know-a.
He raise-a the hell-a with Isabella.
Arrivederci.
Hmm, hundreds of broads
at his feet.
Get a test on this guy.
- A screen test?
- No.
A blood test.
- [Horse Whinnies ]
- Good morning, Uncle Buck.
I have information here
regarding...
named Breckinridge.
- Stand up when a lady comes into the room,
you son of a b*tch. - [ Whip Cracks]
My dearly departed kinsman was
never married no how, no place...
not to you nor nobody.
You think youre pretty clever,
don't you?
Smarter than a flea in a feather bed.
- You make me sad, Uncle, really sad.
I believe you misunderstand
my meanin', Myra.
You're out.
The con game didn't work.
There's no record of any Myron Breckinridge
being married in the whole United States.
- Nowhere in the United States, hmm?
- That's right.
Do you know why
that might be?
American Airlines
has ten regular flights a day.
I'd be glad to pay
your fare back home.
No record of my marriage to Myron
exists in any of the United States...
for the excellent reason
that we were married in Mexico.
Monterrey.
It's a goddamn disgrace,
Buck.
A man can't take his family to the movies
without seeing some kind of filth.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Now, listen, Charlie.
You gotta get this b*tch off my neck.
She's making my life a living hell.
Maybe you could
plant drugs on her.
I mean filth, Buck!
I saw this picture where
people were fornicating.
- Fornicating!
- You mean, uh, really doing it?
God's honest truth, Buck. I've seen it
three times, and I tell you--
Hoo-hoo! Three times?
You gotta know your enemy
It's sick. What is
Destroying the moral fibers
of this country
Corrupting our youth.
I've seen things, Buck,
that would turn your stomach.
It's not your basic naked women
or the fornication.
It's the fags, the dykes
and every kind of perversion.
Banana split.
With nuts?
The reason he doesn't
want to take Nancy to the prom...
is that he thinks
he has the clap...
and he knows that
she wants to ball him...
and he's afraid
that he will.
I mean, it's a real
selfless act, you know?
- Bang, bang!
- F*** off.
- [Myra] Come in, Rusty.
Make yourself at home,
such as it is.
himself proud this time.
Of course, [Chuckles]
I'm only kissin' kin and all.
Recently, Mary Ann was telling me
that I...
Have a tendency
to pick on you.
Yeah, you sure do.
Oh. Well, if I spend
my valuable time on you...
it's because I feel you have
a glimmer of potential talent...
and I'm trying to help you
walk like normal people.
Look at the way you're leaning
to one side right now.
You obviously have
a physical problem.
Mary Ann told me
about your back.
I broke four ribs, and even so,
I finished the last half
Very admirable, I'm sure. If you
don't mind, I'd like you to stand up...
and walk over to the door first,
and then back here to me.
Oh, sh*t.
I'm sorry. I missed that.
What was that again?
Rusty...
it's been my experience in the past,
in problems like yours...
that it sometimes helps
if you dance.
Imagine you're listening...
to the big sound
of Glenn Miller.
You can keep time
by snapping your fingers.
-I feel silly.
-Turn around.
You know, all you really need is something
to remind you to-- to stand straight.
Now, tell me, where were
the ribs broken, Rusty?
Four was busted right here, which is why
I'm kind of pulled over to this side.
Uh, let me see.
- Uh, like this?
No, I want to see your back.
Take off your shirt.
But there's nothing to see. I mean, all of
the ribs are inside me that were broken.
I know where ribs are,
Rusty...
but I want to see the exact point
where the muscle is pulling.
Oh, your T-shirt too.
Haven't got X-ray eyes.
Well, you certainly are
in good condition, Rusty.
Well, I work out some.]
- Not like I ought to or used to.
Yes. Would you face the wall
with your arms at your side...
hands pressed very flat
against the wall?
Now...
- hands flat against the wall! - But
Miss Myra,you're jerking my pants down!
Will you do as I say?
Now, I believe the problem is a little
lower down, around the small of the back.
I'd say around
the lumbar region.
- Aha! Gotcha!
- Yeah, okay.
- Hell 's Angels.
Okay, I'm a movie.
Who am I?
How Green Was My Valley.
Remind me to start takin'
diet pills again.
The zipper keeps
gettin' strung.
- Yeah? - [Woman] Miss Van Allen's
car just came through the gate.
Goddamn!
Ah, Mary Ann,
I've been meaning to tell you...
I'm seriously considering
recommending you to Leticia Van Alien.
- Thanks. - Well, you don't
You make me feel as though Ive
just announced a plague of locusts.
What's the matter,
Mary Ann?
Is it Rusty?
Can I do anything
to help?
Oh, Myra,
Oh, there, there.
Busted?
The first time wasn't his fault at all,
but he was on parole.
This time,
they'll really put him away.
Nonsense. They'll do nothing
of the kind. You just leave that to me.
Why? ls there something
you can do?
- Why, of course, my clear.
lt's only the law. -
- Ah, Leticia Van Allen. - The kids
and I sure appreciate these visits...
particularly the scholarship boys.
By the way, speaking
of the scholarship fund--
They say she goes to bed
with all the actors she represents.
Oh, Fl! talk about that another time.
Yes. She must be
a marvelous woman.
I think all the gay boys
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