Myra Breckinridge Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1970
- 94 min
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to you...
I'll go and finish
my makeup.
Miss Van Allen
is on her way up.
I'll be right with you, boys.
Get your resums out.
Mmm. Got a big mob.
One of those guys will have to go.
Well, there are four or five
with brown suits.
Oh, the brass buttons.
Yes, I see.
Uh, she'll see you.
Yes, you.
Mmm,yeah.
You think a squealer
can get away from me?
Huh?
You know what I do
to squealers?
I let 'em have it in the belly.
Well, I don't care about your credits
as long as you're oversexed.
Oh, that's one
of my credits.
A bed.
I never did see a bed
in an office before.
Well, you see,
I do a lot of night work sometimes.
Come here.
Mmm.
- Don't work any
harder than you have to for these blues.
I won't.
- How's this?
- Perfect.
You impress me immensely.
I'll keep you in mind
as a summer replacement.
Next.
Well, the end of
another busy day.
I can't wait till
I get back to bed.
If that don? work,
I'll try and sleep.
Mmm. Hi, cowboy.
How tall are you
without your horse?
Well, ma'am,
I'm six feet, seven inches.
Well,
[Clears Throat]
Never mind
about the six feet.
Let's talk about
the seven inches.
Those were the days.
Spike Jones and his City Slickers...
Ina Ray Hutton
and Her All-girl Band...
and, of course,
the Andrews Sisters.
Well, there'll never be
anyone like them.
The decline in our music
saddens me...
nearly as much as
the decline in our films.
I have never heard
of any of these people.
But my dear,
they were unique.
Truly mythic.
Why, the Andrews Sisters
really did roll out that barrel...
and no one yet
has ever rolled it back.
Do you know, Mary Ann,
that if you worked very hard...
it's possible that you might achieve a voice
something like that of the late La Verne.
Oh, thank you, Myra.
But I'm just studying at the academy
to be with Rusty.
- I just wanna get married
and settle down. - [ Scoffs]
- To fulfill yourself as a woman, no doubt.
Well, yes.
I mean, it's only natural.
Natural?
Oh, my dear Mary Ann...
don't you realize that--
Well--
Never mind.
It's getting late.
We have a big day tomorrow.
We'll talk about it
another time.
- Well--
- Yes, my dear?
- But, um--
- Mm-hmm?
But we haven't talked
about Rusty.
Oh, that.
Don't you worry your pretty little head.
I have that well in hand.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Well! Did you hear her?
Never even heard
of the Andrews Sisters.
I scarcely dared mention Ella Mae Morse
and the Cow-Cow Boogie.
I Myron] I must say you showed
remarkable restraint.
And four children.
It's not enough that she and that ape...
merely want to reproduce themselves,
she wants to have four!
Half the world is starving now, and if
population continues at the present rate--
I know, I know.
Famine by 1974.
And you can forget
about plankton and seaweed...
because there's not gonna be
enough of that to go around.
Oh! I've heard this speech
so many times.
Your goal is--
My goal is the destruction of the last
vestigial traces of traditional manhood.
- In order to--
- Realign the sexes--
- While--
- Decreasing population--
- Thus--
- Increasing human happiness.
- And--
- Preparing humanity for its next stage.
Bravo. Also... bullshit.
- Would you care to explain that?
- Gladly.
I thought we were gonna invite Mary Ann
here tonight so that we could talk.
Oh, never mind!
I make all your fantasies come true, and
then all you say is I make everything nasty!
Well, I'm doing
everything I can!
I'll give you Mary Ann
if you want and... Rusty...
and Leticia Van Allen.
The only person I can't deliver
is Buck Loner.
He's a real piece of history.
- Will you stop it?
Oh, you behave
like a real child.
Forgive me.
I just wanna make you happy.
That's all.
Myra will take care
of everything.
You'll see.
- Oh, yes, Myra.
I didn't mean to criticize.
I forgive you.
I forgive you.
Good morning.
I'm your typical sun
and fun-loving California sweetheart.
We have here a fine selection
of all of your favorite treats.
-F is for French fry.
- P is for pizza.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
P is for pretzel.
- Oh, A is for apple.
I almost forgot.
There's me.
Would you like
this banana?
And me?
Oh. Open wide.
Isn't that good?
Let me see.
Some peanut butter.
Would you like some peanut butter?
With a little jelly?
With some whipped cream?
Mmm!
So good.
- His for hot dog.
It's so good!
And a big glass of milk!
Now maybe some chicken.
Johnny Weissmuller,
the zaftig Tarzan...
still provides the last word on soft
man's relationship to hard environment.
- And Tarzan and the Amazons, 1945,
he was-- - Tarzan and the Amazons?
You mean you like that?
As I've just indicated,
it was a masterpiece.
But it's trash. I mean,
there isn't a single moment of truth.
I mean, it'; not, uh, real.
Whatever real means.
ls that necessarily good?
Could the real Christ
have possessed a fraction...
of the radiance of H. B. Warner in the first
King of Kings or Jeffrey Hunter in the second?
Heavy, heavy.
At any rate,
back to johnny Weissmuller...
who swung out of the trees
and into our hearts...
with his leading lady--
- Brenda Joyce.
- Brenda Joyce.
The only contemporary figure
we can point to is James Bond...
- who invariably ends up with a blowtorch
aimed at his crotch. - Miss Breckinridge.
- Ah, Uncle Buck.
- May I have a word with you?
- I'm in the middle of a class.
- It'll only take a minute.
All right.
This won't take long.
Miss Breckinridge...
what you're doing here is downright
unwholesome, underminin' all my good work.
is good for them?
Do you think telling someone who's got cancer
he doesn't need the operation is right to do?
Well, if he's had the operation
and the case is terminal...
why, you'd want him
to be happy, wouldn't ya?
- Have the happiest frame of mind?
- I can only conclude that you agree.
What you have assembled here are the
national dregs, the misfits and neurotics.
- In short, the f*** ups of our culture.
- That ain't so.
They are the carefully selected
candidates for future stardom.
- Bullshit! - You can't talk
to me like that, young lady.
I'll have you out of here
so fast, your hair'll curl.
You just try it, and I'll take this place
away from you lock, stock and empathy class!
You watch your step. As for taking
this place away from me, why--
I don't even know whether, uh,
that man you claimed you married--
that fag son of a b*tch--
you was ever even really
married to that fag!
That, students, was a classic stage slap
delivered so as to give the impression...
that the subject has been hit
very hard in the mouth.
It was first developed by Patricia
Collinge in The Little Foxes, 1941.
Oh. Thank you for
the demonstration, Uncle Buck.
Hello, Miss Van Allen. I thought this
was your car. Anything I can do for you?
Come to think of it, yes.
There's a car been following me
for quite some time.
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